Thursday, January 17, 2019

Complete the Caption

This naughty postcard lacks a cheeky caption because I've hidden it from you temporarily. What do you think the telephone conversation is about?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment, and if you have seen the postcard before, then do your best to suggest an alternate conversation. I will publish your contributions on Saturday.
From Hermione's Heart
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12 comments:

  1. Carl HJanuary 17, 2019 at 8:59 AM

    To Customer on the phone: "Looks like your rear end needs to be greased"

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  2. stealth6948@gmail.comJanuary 17, 2019 at 10:53 AM

    I'm Sorry,, But I will have to adjust your Tranny.

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2019 at 12:07 PM

    I came up with two
    to customer on phone, from what I am hearing it may be a slow leak

    to customer, I was just looking and I think there is a problem with the rear end

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2019 at 1:27 PM

    Guy on the phone mistakenly says, "I think this job requires a giant screw...... I mean, a giant screw driver."

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  5. QBuzzJanuary 17, 2019 at 2:47 PM

    'Terry, can you bring a paddle into work with you? Debbie's wearing THAT skirt again, and you know that means she wants a spanking before we both give her a good seeing-to at the end of the day!'

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2019 at 3:46 PM

    "Hang on a sec, willya?"

    "Not there, Millie, it goes in the bottom drawer."

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  7. Crimson Kid (C.K.)January 17, 2019 at 11:19 PM

    "Looking at that rear end from my perspective, I'm afraid that it's going to require a major realignment." --C.K.

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  8. WendelJonesJanuary 18, 2019 at 12:42 AM

    The headlamps need some tweaking, the suspension looks solid and the rear end looks firm but I won’t know for sure about the performance until I get under the hood and go to work on the old girl.

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2019 at 2:56 AM

    “Oh, and that reminds me your big end has gone...”

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  10. ronnieJanuary 18, 2019 at 9:50 AM

    I know this one so wont spoil the fun.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  11. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2019 at 3:16 PM

    Guy on phone, “ from here it looks like you have a huge crack in your rear end “

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  12. BernieJanuary 18, 2019 at 4:38 PM

    The boot on this model seems rather large. Do you think we can deal with it?

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