You Had One Job

It's time to go back to work after the holidays, but some people just don't care about doing a good job.

 

 

Which will it be? Docking their wages or a spanking?

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Recap: Spanko Brunch 2.0 for January 4

Spanking resolutions and memorable spankings of 2025 were on our minds this week.

Rosco: The big difference last year is I bought Irene a wooden paddle with a round handle, kind of like a hairbrush without the bristles, then wrapped the handle with a spongy tape. Irene is now able to wield the paddle vigorously without it bothering her arthritis. It’s been a game changer and immensely satisfying.

Along the lines of aids that help with activities for us older folks (how did that ever come to be?), I’ll mention we also bought a small gardening bench for exclusive indoor use. I lie on my back and Irene puts it over my body for female superior positions so she doesn’t need to put weight on her wrists. It seemed funny to begin with and still does a bit, but we both really love it. Can’t wait for our next date!

Roz: That is a great question. Spanking doesn't happen so often nowdays and is always for fun now. Given that I don't have a specific spanking memory from the last year or resolution. 

Barrel: No special special spanking events last year. However, we talked a lot at the end of last year about increasing the frequency and intensity of our spankings and sessions. One challenge for me is that my wife wants me to be proactive in asking for them. I can do that, but it does give me a sense of pause knowing the intensity will increase. 

Prefectdt: In between recovering from a major heart problem and operations and getting a bad  hamstring injury, I only had the chance for one single spanking, over the whole of 2025. That was not a bad experience, but it was a very mainstream BDSM experience of a spanking. I wish that I had a proper spanko-style spanking to look back on. Oh well, that is something to aim for in 2026 :)

Dan: I can't think of one in 2025 that was particularly memorable. I guess we have something to work on in 2026.

Wendel: We do love hiking so no surprise a memorable spanking takes place outside. In 2025 the Misses developed a fascination with getting spanked naked during the hikes. The best was at the top of Ramsey Cascades Waterfall in the Smokey Mountains. At sunset the view from the top is stunning and the view of The Misses’ bottom turning red was even more stunning. 

Jack: My wife/mommy seems to find ways to insure I learn my lesson. This past year she wanted to insure I feel like a naughty little boy. She will have me stand, the scolding will be longer, if someone drops in I'm sent to the wall, if my mother-in-law the spanking will be applied. Once the spanking is done, any naughty language will mean a soaping of the mouth. The worse thing if I had not kicked off my pants and underpants, I will take them off, fold them and give to her, if really naughty I will take off my shirt also, naked, and the wall time is longer. Facing the wall even if someone drops in I will not move.

Hermione: Since all our spankings are virtually the same, I have no specific memory of one memorable one. My resolution for 2026 is to introduce some mystery, variety and variation to our OTK activities.

Sorry, Prefectdt, your comments always seem to be identified as spam. I regularly check for spam comments before posting.

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Spanko Brunch 2.0 #624

It's the start of a brand new year, and a time for all of us to reflect on the past year and to look forward to the year ahead.

Do you have a significant spanking memory (good or bad) from the past year? Have you made any new year's resolutions that involve spanking?

Please share your thoughts by leaving a comment, and I will publish a summary of our discussion after everyone has had a chance to contribute.

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Ring in the New Year

 We wish you all a peaceful and prosperous 2026.

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Recap: Spanko Brunch 2.0 for December 28

Did your holiday include any spankings or spanking-themed presents?

Bonnie: Yes, sort of, and definitely. When Randy and I were discussing holiday gifts a couple of weeks ago, I asked him not to buy any new paddles. Our toy box is already stuffed with weapons of ass destruction including paddles of every imaginable size and shape. Even so, he uses the same three or four implements for 90% of our spankings.

We exchanged gifts on Christmas Eve as is our tradition. There was one package under the tree that was wrapped in shiny red paper and shaped suspiciously like a small paddle. He saved that gift for last. When I lifted it, it felt flat and heavy for its size. The narrow handle at one end betrayed its purpose. This present was a spanking paddle.

"I thought I said no paddles?" I mumbled as I unwrapped the slab of lumber that would soon be shocking my bottom.

"You said no NEW paddles." Sure enough, he had wrapped a wooden paddle he retrieved from the depths of our toy stash. And now he clearly planned to use it to give me a toasty holiday spanking. This is not a large paddle, but it's fierce. The business end is rectangular with rounded corners and edges. It is made from a dense hardwood and it's heavy. The dimensions are about 14" long, 3" wide, and almost an inch thick. It can be used to administer either OTK or standing punishments.

I remembered this paddle, but forgot how much it hurt. My final gift was a long, slow bare bottom paddling over his lap. Ow. I was still feeling the aftermath when we celebrated with family on Christmas day. I couldn't walk, stand, sit, or bend without a sharp reminder of my recent spanking.

Randy announced he likes this "new" paddle and vowed to incorporate it in our regular rotation. All I could do was smile and rub my sore bottom.

I hope you are all enjoying a wonderful holiday season!

Wendel: Belated Merry Christmas to all.

The Misses gave me a hoodie with a picture of Mrs. Claus holding a paddle and winking. The caption is “Mrs. Claus Spanks Naughty Boys”.
I did not get the Misses any themed gift, but I did give her a paddling.

Barrel: No, and probably a good thing. This Christmas was a downer, and my attitude showed it. Enough that my wife is fed up and has determined we will have a session....this afternoon! She promises me 16 "perfect" strokes with each of our 3 canes. In her judgement, if the stroke isn't perfect, it doesn't count. So no new toys, but definitely heading into a Christmas thrashing.

Roz: Belated Merry Christmas! Spanking has never been a part of our Christmas activities. I think the businesses of the lead up and day tend to take over.

Dan: I didn't get any spanking-themed gifts, but I gave one -- a large fraternity-style paddle with holes. I don't know exactly why I got it, since we've had similar paddles over the years. But, I saw this one on Etsy and really loved the craftsmanship.

Prefectdt: Afraid that is a double negative from me. No spanking themed gifts and no spankings were received or given.

Hermione: When we were exchanging gifts, the last one I unwrapped was a long cardboard tube. "It's a spanking toy," Ron said, followed by "Just kidding!" It turned out to be a decal of our dog breed to put on a car window. I was slightly disappointed that it wasn't a paddle, but surprised that Ron would allow a decal on his precious car. Stickers and decals had always been strictly forbidden. Maybe he's softening.       

Other than that, no spankings, but we rectified that omission yesterday.

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Spanko Brunch 2.0 #623

We are now in the twelve days of Christmas, and today's gift would be three French hens, according to the song.

Did you receive any spanking-themed presents for Christmas? Did you enjoy some spanking time to celebrate Noel?

Please leave your response as a comment and I will publish a summary of our conversation once everyone has had a chance to join in. 

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Merry Christmas to All

And to all a good night!

Ron and I wish all our readers a joyous day of merriment and maybe a few spankings. 

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