Complete the Caption

These two gentlemen are deep in conversation. Do you suppose the topic is the elegant lady who just passed by?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment, and I will publish your speculations in the next post.

Friday FAIL

In some ways, I believe these are FAILs. Some of you may think of them as WINs. In either case, enjoy!

Oh, That Ass

There's a meme or recurring theme over at the Cheezburger Network called "Dat Ass". From time to time someone uploads a picture that simply cries out for that caption. Here are a few of my favourites:

Wednesday WIN

Wouldn't a doormat like this bring a smile to your face after you rang the bell?

Speaking of panties, how do you decide which pair to put on?

A Musical Tribute

Today is the 185th anniversary of the death of Ludwig van Beethoven. In his memory, here is a short excerpt from one of his most familiar musical compositions, courtesy of The Daily What.



Give that girl a hand!

Recap: MBS Sunday Brunch for March 25

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MBS Spanko Brunch #323

 Bonnie and Randy are away, so today I have the pleasure of hosting this weekend's MBS Spanko Brunch. Today's topic is an old favourite that came to mind after a recent encounter with a particularly evil implement of ours that we fondly refer to as "Black Beauty".

Do you have special names for any of the spanking implements you use? That includes nicknames, pet names, or creative ways of referring to them. If you do, please share them with us. If you don't, would you consider it?

To join the discussion, you can enter your response as a comment below. Once everyone has spoken, I'll post an edited summary.

Friday Fail

A Bad Case of Bubble Butt 

A Florida woman is accused of illegally injecting toxic substances such as flat-tire sealant and glue into women's buttocks as an enhancement procedure. She wore a nurse's uniform, gloves and an ID tag during the procedures. Authorities said she also injected victims with caulk and cement. The three victims suffered medical complications and infections.

read the full story here.

Better than the Vacuum

Ron bought me a lovely and quite unexpected gift recently - a light brown rattan carpet beater. It was very thoughtful of him, because I had been telling him about all the posts I had read about that particular implement. Curiosity must have gotten the better of him.

The first time we tried it, I was quite overwhelmed. Never had I felt such a sting! I had expected it to hurt, but not quite that much. It covers a decent amount of surface area, but stings like the dressage whip.

For Ron, it was love at first smite. He has a passion for implements that make a lot of noise, and this one is at the top of our arsenal in terms of decibels. I warned him that he might break it if he kept on trying to make the swats louder and louder. It also made a lovely whooshing sound when he swished it back and forth in the air over my head. I cringed every time I heard it approaching.

Since then, we have rarely had a session that didn't include the carpet beater among the chosen implements. It hasn't lost its sting, and I still feel a quiver of apprehension when it whooshes past my ear. When not in use, it hangs on its own peg alongside our paddles, crops and bats.

My good friend Ronnie didn't have the same pleasant experience with their carpet beater. I wonder if the ones made in Canada have a different feel than the ones made in the UK.

Wednesday WIN

Today I have two book covers for your enjoyment.

This one is real, and available here.

This one is just for fun.

A Cartoon Startle

The comic strip Overboard portrays the lives of two groups of feuding pirates, and usually features the antics of the mice that live on board and the dogs that seem almost human. I found an unexpected startle in it the other day.

How does one discipline a pirate?


For old times' sake, here's a cartoon from the days when spanking was a fairly common subject.

From the Top Shelf - The Spoon

Have you visited Wintermute's Spanking Stories recently? If not, you are in for a real treat. It's a veritable treasure trove of M/f, F/M, F/f and other stories. Real-life, fiction, erotic and disciplinary spankings are all there for your enjoyment. Here's a story I especially liked.

The Spoon

They were browsing through the kitchenware section of the store. He was carrying a plastic basket that contained some of their purchases - a bottle of champagne, some glass ornaments. He picked up the salad spoon and fork. The spoon was made out of blonde hard wood, about eighteen inches long with a flat oval end. It was about half an inch thick. The wooden fork was joined to it with a rubber band. They cost $4.95. He put them in the basket.

"We already have salad servers," she said.

"I know. When we get home I'm going to spank you until you're red with this spoon."

To which she had no answer, but the idea made her pussy tingle.

When they got home he put the champagne in the refrigerator. He took out the salad spoon.

"When do you want it?" he asked her. He knew she had been thinking about the spanking he was going to give her as they drove home. He knew it made her pussy wet, even though she knew it would hurt. Especially because she knew it would hurt.

"May I have it now?"

"You may. Come with me."

He lead her into the living room, unzipped the back of her dress and sat on the couch. She slipped the dress over her head, leaving her on her lace panties and bra. She moved to his right side and pulled her panties down to her knees and lay across his lap.

He started spanking her with his hand, alternating cheeks, the slap of his palm loud, echoing in the room. He spanked her until her buttocks began to blush pink and his hand started to get sore. She spread her thighs as he moved his hand down, opening herself so he could caress her pussy. He ran the handle between her pussy lips and caressed her bottom with the wide flat back of the spoon. She felt the sharp pain of spoon on her right buttock, then then on her left. He paddled her for a long time, alternating sides, stopping every once in a while to caress her bottom and her pussy. As he punished her, her bottom blushing red and hot under the strokes of the spoon, she started to cry out. Finally when her bottom was crimson and very sore, he stopped.

"You've been such a good girl", he told her. He caressed her hot cheeks. "You took such a hard spanking. I want you to get up now and take off your bra and your panties."

She stood up, reaching between her breasts to unhook the bra, letting it fall to the floor. Her panties where around her ankles and she stepped out of them.

"Bend over the arm of the couch."

She bent over the end of the couch, her chest resting on the seat, her bottom pushed up, buttocks red, thighs spread. He looked at her as he undressed. He loved her like this, offered, surrendered...

"Get the strap, please," he said.

Want more? Read the rest of the story here.

You Completed the Caption

Here in the North, it's a little cool for this kind of exposure, but it's fun to dream. Here are your thoughts:


Prefectdt: Sun tanning competition BEGIN. Last one to get tan lines get's the walloping.


Ronnie: The girls were pretending to practice sun worshiping but really they wished the boys in the next field would come and spank them.


Michael: "Worshipping at the altar of Spring."

"Okay, girls, get into position for thong inspection here at Camp Naughty Imp."

"The Ostrich Club meeting is now in session."

"Straw hat and a thong,
That uniform is NEVER wrong,
And I must stay strong,
Like the mighty King Kong,
And strive to prolong,
The spanking of this throng,
And make them sing an ouchy song!"


Bonnie:  "We're not worthy!"

"A tribute to the three of hearts"


Anon: What are these pool cue holders doing out here?


Kingspan: These ladies were determined to get their bottoms tanned one way or the other.


Six of the best: My hat's in the ring, for opening up a new talon salon, if these three naughty beauty 'butts' are my first customers.


Vfrat25000: I am beginning to think our new male yoga instructor may have something in mind beside meditation.

Officer Trimble, could you check the park for a report of three ladies in big hats, wearing thongs with their rear ends stuck up in the air.
 Oh sure, right after I check for that navy battleship someone saw in the city pond.

Megan, I think we may have been tricked. I don't see anybody else in the park in the tornado safety position. I think that civil defense guy may be from the Delta Theta Fraternity.

The last three contestants for the new 2012 Jaguar still remain in position after the previous 97 finally gave up.

Quit complaining, Marilyn. We have tried finding rich husbands every other way possible and this may be our last chance.

Becky' I am still really hungry. Why don't we blow off this Rear End Elevation Diet and go get some Steaks. That is the last diet plan I buy off of an infomercial

Jackie, I am going to strangle you the next time one of your ideas gets all three of us spanked by our husbands and we have to cool our bottoms this way.


A. Lurker: All hail Lord Spanko! All hail Lord Spanko!

Desperate Housewives?


Emen: The start of the Season of the Switch.

As in hearty young plant life capable of burning love songs on these beauty butts with laserlike precision.

Or, in the case of Tops and Bottoms out there contemplating crossing the streams, Happy Season of the Switch to ya.


Spanky: I spotted a girl with two friends,
Displaying their perfect rear ends.
A pose sure to please,
on elbows and knees,
I'm glad that I brought my zoom lens!


Red: Why is the photographer taking pictures of our hats???


Galwaygiirl: What beautiful matching.............hats.


Hermione: The annual four-leaf clover hunt was a no-holds bared competition.


I hope you all had a merry St. Paddy's Day and didn't imbibe too much green beer. See you next time!

Complete the Caption

Warm sunshine, soft grass, gentle breezes and bare bottoms. A perfect setting for...?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment, and I will publish your summertime suggestions in the next post.

Friday FAIL

A typical assortment of action heroes going about their daily duties.

Notice how the men are all presented facing forward, while the woman's bottom is very prominent.


Maybe it's time to show a different perspective.

There, that's better!

Whip it Good

Sometimes, when a man loves two hobbies very, very much he combines the two of them into a delightfully kinky spectacle.





Hands up those of you who are imagining a bare bottom on the receiving end of those whips, just out of camera range.

Wednesday WIN

I think you will enjoy these signs, even though they aren't quite all there.

And for a little assistance when you really crave a spanking, just pick up this phone and call a disciplinarian.