Monday, October 18, 2021

Recap: Spanko Brunch 2.0 for October 17

Spanking in a car? Read on:

Anon 1: Only done it once, and over clothes, as we were in a small mall, on the side of a still open restaurant (with the employee door 15 yards away, and some came and went).

I was driving a compact car, ordered the spankee on passenger side to push her car seat all the way up, as did I. Told her to join me in back seat, me on drivers side, so she went otk over my right knee. She then went otk for the next 10 minutes or so. I positioned her so her butt was in the center of the back seat, and she was just 5'4' with short legs. I had enough room that I could get my arm shoulder high or so, and had room to spare w/o hitting either front seat or the door.

That allowed enough room to maneuver that she told me after using the rest room at the (other) restaurant 1 mile away we were going to, that her butt matched the red upholstered seats at the one we got sundaes at. We stopped at a different strip mall after for a shorter, same style top up session.

Anon 2: I actually spanked an amazing woman this afternoon in the back seat of my four door truck. I have to admit I was worried but she assured me she had done it before and everything would be alright. She was right it was one of the most mind-blowing experiences of my life. It was so much fun. She not only has a world-class bottom that can take one heck of a spanking, she has one of the most amazing souls I have every met. Did I say how much fun it was. I wanted it to never end and I wish I could see her tomorrow and everyday after. All I can say is thank you and wow! 

Roz: We have tried it a few times, both over clothes and a naked bottom, always in secluded places.

It definitely has its limitations. We have tried both putting the front passenger seat back down and lying on the seat and otk on the back seat. The latter being more effective.

Bonnie: It's not easy to spank in a car and harder still to do it well. Even when we were younger and more flexible, spankings delivered inside a conventional passenger car were seldom satisfying - an appetizer at best. A spanking in a limousine, however, was quite satisfactory.

A big SUV seems like it ought to have enough room in the back, but there isn't much swinging space. In such cases, a short implement like a hairbrush (a solid wooden one, not the cheap kind that always break) works best. The back of a van or box truck is perfect, as long as you park it in a secluded spot.

The other option is to get out of your vehicle, again preferably in a private location. One of my all-time most memorable spankings was a hard paddling I accepted while bent over the hood of my then-fiance's Vega. We followed a tractor road back into a field of tall corn. The tailgate of a pickup is another good spanking venue. That one has a delicious traditional country corporal punishment feel. Drop them Daisy Dukes!

Wendel: I tried spanking the Misses in the front seat. I did get a few good smacks but ultimately it was a fail. There was not enough room to get good swings for the spanks. The back seat work better. I could get her across my lap and had a bit more space for the spanking. 

Does tailgating count as in the car? On a few occasions when we go hiking we administered bare bottom whippings to each other while bent over the open tailgate. Obviously in secluded spots.

Prefectdt: I have never been in a spanking situation in a car. Nor have I in my camper van, but I would like to try it. The bed would be good, for a lay over the lap OTK spanking. The swivelling chairs, in the cab area, would also be good for a more traditional OTK. The dining table could be bent over for anything requiring a short swing, slipper, spoon, things like that. Long swing items, like canes and floggers, would be out of the question, though. Noise would be an issue on a campsite, so finding a park up in a quiet country lane might be better.

Del: It might be more common than thought. I think some women like to spank out of doors. We have done it several times but not for a while. The first was with people in the house. She made me ride with her out to an old logging road where she parked, ordered me into the back seat and soon joined me, picking up the clothes brush she ALWAYS kept in the glove compartment. She bared me completely and it was very embarrassing but probably not much chance of being seen out there. She used that spot several times when we needed a private spot and as far as I know we were never seen. It was embarrassing and a little scary but she loved it. 

We also back in the day had a couple of spankings administered while driving somewhere. She always stopped the car when she reached that point and ordered me into the back seat where I had to get bare from the waist down and wait for her to find a safe spot. Except for one time it was always a rest area along the highway where she would park away from other cars and quickly join me in the back seat. It was all over in 5 or ten minutes and no one saw us as far as I know but we could have been heard. It was good for me to know she would do it if I provoked her enough and it was more private than I thought it would be. But the embarrassment of sitting bare in the back seat stayed with me. She still carries that clothes brush in the glove compartment and would still use it if I provoked her.

A.J.: Like Bonnie said, "It's not easy to spank in a car." So, no - except this ONE time...

Took my then spanking-GF to dinner - in February. A BITTERLY cold night. And she was dressed to the nines. Sexy. Silk! Sitting at our table she's talking away about something and I'm not even listening because I'm thinking how beautiful she looked and how I want her over my knee again. She finally notices my inattention and mid-sentence goes, "What? What?"

I just stared and smiled 'that' smile. And then she knew what I was thinking! Gives out an "Oh, God," puts her hand on her face and, "Really..?"

I just smiled using my best imitation of Snidely Whiplash. Just nodded, yes. Tonight. As soon as we get to my place.

Then I told her to go to the ladies room and take off EVERYTHING underneath that dress; bra, panties, hose - all of it. She did. Jammed it into her purse. And then we had dinner! Where she got me all excited! Loved her even more, and she felt herself the seductive slut seducing me.

When we left I told her not to wear her winter coat, but to carry it the few blocks to my car so she can REALLY feel the bitter COLD of that night, hoping she would get all "nippley" (is too a word.)

Into the car and on the road we get about halfway home all excited, and I pull off into a dark and deserted 'scenic overlook'. Too damn cold to open the doors I had her just turn around, lie as best she could over the back of the passenger seat - and pull her dress up offering me her bare bottom. She did, and here's where Bonnie's reality became real: "It's not easy to spank in a car." Jesus; it was just awful. Angles all wrong, the position difficult. It was terrible. A couple of fun slaps foretelling what was to come, a bit of 'exploration,' and that was it.

It was much more fun when we got to my place. Never again tried the car thing. But thanks for bringing up a fun memory.

Ronnie: I've been spanked bending over the bonnet of a car but never inside. Don't think it would work as we are both tall. Would be too uncomfortable.

Barrel: Never have and I doubt we ever will. Too many luxuries while doing it at home. Plus we usually use long implements that wouldn’t fit in a car.

I do have to laugh at Bonnie’s share. I had a Vega too and her reminder of that dog of a car made me laugh.

Graham: Several times when young, usually in the back seat. Was fun at the time, but as adults more comfortable surroundings are favored! 

Hermione: Never tried it, and in our compact car it would be a disaster. It might have been worth a try in the old Grand Prix Ron had when I met him. They were much bigger back then.

Thanks for the drive down memory lane!
From Hermione's Heart

Sunday, October 17, 2021

Spanko Brunch 2.0 #405

Welcome, dear friends, to our weekly discussion time. Today's topic was suggested by Bonnie, the queen of spanking bloggers, and you know how creative Bonnie can be.

It's not easy to spank in a car. Have you found an arrangement that works for you? If not, tell us about your failures. If you haven't tried it, would you like to?

Please leave your response as a comment. Once everyone has had a chance to speak, I will publish an edited summary of our discussion.

From Hermione's Heart

Friday, October 15, 2021

Friday FAIL

If you struggle with grammar, here are a few helpful hints.

Just call me grammar girl!

From Hermione's Heart

Wednesday, October 13, 2021

A Meme from Long Ago

Ronnie reminded me of this meme that I did way back when, and since she shared her answers from then and now, I have done the same. I didn't look to see what I had written in 2009 before I decided on today's answers.

1. I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments. What do you choose?

Produce: Grape tomatoes
Frozen: Dr. Oetker pizza
Dairy: Cheese
Meat: Pork back ribs
Canned Goods: Italian wedding soup

Produce: Mushrooms
Frozen: PC ice cream
Dairy: Cheese
Meat: Chicken thighs
Canned Goods: Italian wedding soup

2. Let's say you're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?


Comfortable shoes

3. If I were to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 4 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?

"You're absolutely right."
"Whatever you say, Sir."
I learned something today; I can go home now."
"When do you want it?"

"Whatever you like."
"Sounds good to me."
"Dinner's ready."
"It's your turn to take the puppy out."

4. So, what 4 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do them, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?

Eat breakfast
Kiss Ron good-bye and hello
Read my email
Laugh at the dogs

Play games on the iPad.
Watch shows recorded on the PVR.
Eat breakfast.
Visit my favourite blogs.

5. You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?

I've never had road rage. I'm a patient and cautious driver, so I'm sure I've inspired road rage in many others.

I never get road rage. I'm very patient and careful.

6. You just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?

Read spanking blogs
Bake something yummy
Do a logic puzzle or Sudoku
Write some blog posts
Read a book

Play games on the iPad.
Prepare some posts for the blog.
Bake something yummy.
Binge watch some favourite tv shows.
Tackle the pile of mending.

7. We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?

I haven't been to a zoo since I was a child, and I loved to visit the goats, peacocks, and bears.

I don't believe in zoos. Wild animals should not be kept in cages.

8. You just scored tickets to the taping of any television show of your choice. You can pick 4, so what are you going to see?

Restaurant Makeover
Coronation Street
Kitchen Nightmares
Canada's Worst Handyman

Dragon's Den
Real Time with Bill Maher
The Great British Bake-off
Escape to the Country

9. You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?  

Chocolate fudge brownie
Tiger tail (orange and licorice)
Rocky road

Chocolate with loads of peanut butter and chocolate chips
Chocolate with loads of caramel and chocolate chips (both are President's Choice brand)

10. Somebody stole your purse/wallet. In order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?

A letter from my chiropodist
A card with the number of my printer cartridge on it
Plastic penny holder
A note with directions to a mall in a nearby town
Bottle of hand sanitizer

Health card
Proof of vaccination
Key to the church sacristy
Driver's licence
PC Optimum card

11. You are at a job fair, and are asked in what areas you are interested in pursuing a career. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?  

Professional mime
Copy editor for a big newspaper
Paint stirrer tester
Porn control officer at the Canada-US border

Copy editor
Concert pianist
Dressage expert

12. If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?

Relax, smile, and be friendly.
Love and happiness will come in time.
Follow your dream, but figure out what it is first.
Don't be afraid to take risks.

Decide what you enjoy most and stick to it, no matter what.
Smile more and be friendly.
Don't be so self-conscious. Nobody's looking at you.
Do your best and be proud of it.

From Hermione's Heart

Monday, October 11, 2021

Recap: Spanko Brunch 2.0 for October 10

Happy Thanksgiving to all my Canadian readers. We have much to be thankful for here in the Great White North. Covid is finally on the decline, vaccines are plentiful, and the stores and restaurants are open once more.

Are lectures a part of your spankings?

Bonnie: Yes, sometimes for us. Randy likes to change things up, but he usually adapts his vocalizations to the situation. If it's a sexy spanking, he will talk about that. If the spanking has a more disciplinary theme, he may lecture or scold as he swats. It's weird when he's silent because there's no context for the pain.

KDPierre: There's nearly always some sort of verbal 'preface'. But disciplinary ones are rife with explanation of the issue and feelings. And this isn't just Rosa. Nickki is also a VERY vocal spanker!

Roz: It depends on the nature of the spanking. Back in the day when we had an active dynamic discipline or maintenance spankings were always preceded by a lecture or some conversation. Not so much with sexy spankings.

Rosco: Yes, definitely, 100% of the time as far as I can recall. Never for any real transgression - mostly for things I thought about, or sometimes did as I was growing up.

Irene will catch me peeking at girls in the locker room, or maybe sniffing the panties they’ve left in their gym bags. Or “the girls” will report to her that I was trying to look up their skirts as they walked up the stairs. I’ll tell her they were teasing me and it’s not fair that I get a spanking. Our code is the more I complain about a spanking, the harder and longer it will be.

Irene has adopted my fantasies as her own - more so than I would have ever thought or deserve - and added quite a few delicious and intense embellishments.

For us, spanking would not be at all the same without the lectures.

Wendel: Not really, Sometimes we might comment on the progress of the spanking but no lecturing.

Ronnie: Yes a lot of the time P lectures me during a spanking. Sometimes he spanks me and doesn't say anything, I don't like that.

Prefectdt: Sometimes I get a lecture, sometimes not. It depends on who is spanking me. I tend to go with what the Top wants to do on this issue.

Hermione: Ron is the strong, silent type. He never lectures or says much of anything while he spanks. The lectures happen at other times, though.

From Hermione's Heart

Sunday, October 10, 2021

Spanko Brunch 2.0 #404

Welcome to our weekly conversation time. This week's topic was suggested by one of my regular brunch guests, Rosco.

Do your spankings ever include some sort of lecture, either before or during? Or does the spanking progress without the spanker saying anything?

Please leave your response as a comment, or send me an email. I will publish an edited summary of our conversation once everyone has had a chance to join in.

From Hermione's Heart

Saturday, October 9, 2021

You Completed the Caption

Baxter: She could be thinking of many things. With the falling leaves comes the colder weather and she won't be able to wander around in her bikini outside soon. Or she could be looking at the red leaves, knowing her bottom will match them if she doesn't rake them all up. Or she won't be spanked with saplings but rather a less pliable riding crop or cane. Yes our dear friend Hilda's thoughts are on her behind, as they should be, the naughty wench. 

Rosco: “I know Rosco’s watching, I can feel his naughty eyes. That neighbor boy has scarcely missed a chance to ogle me from behind that window. I know I shouldn’t enjoy teasing him like this but I do. What’ll I do next? I plan to catch him so I can give him a sound spanking, then make him give me a long slow wet kiss between my ample thighs. Oh my, I’m so wet just thinking about it. C’mon Hilda, how can you capture that pouty lad and make him your love slave?”

(With apologies to all those who’d prefer to see Hilda’s big bottom getting spanked)

KDPierre: Taking her ease, she felt a cool breeze, causing a draft, right up her aft. 

Prefectdt: "Is that a Martian tripod coming towards me?"

Sorry, as soon as I saw this image, all that came into my head was the song Forever Autumn. From Jeff Wayne's War Of The Worlds

Red: The geese are flying south, to enjoy the warmth. I wish that my bottom will have the same warmth soon, and often!

Simon: "It's autumn and freezing so why am I raking the garden in my underwear" thought Hilda.

Rich Person: "All the leaves are fiery red. Why isn't my bottom?

Ronnie: He told me to clean up the leaves and then come inside for my spanking, I hope it's a hard one.

Wendel: My love is going to change the color of my bottom tonight.

Alan: If I just leaf through these leaves, maybe he won't leave tonight without spanking me.

Hermione: He'll never find the paddle under a big pile of leaves. But what if the wind blows? Or if he decides to burn the leaves? Better not try it.
From Hermione's Heart