Monday, December 29, 2025

Recap: Spanko Brunch 2.0 for December 28

Did your holiday include any spankings or spanking-themed presents?

Bonnie: Yes, sort of, and definitely. When Randy and I were discussing holiday gifts a couple of weeks ago, I asked him not to buy any new paddles. Our toy box is already stuffed with weapons of ass destruction including paddles of every imaginable size and shape. Even so, he uses the same three or four implements for 90% of our spankings.

We exchanged gifts on Christmas Eve as is our tradition. There was one package under the tree that was wrapped in shiny red paper and shaped suspiciously like a small paddle. He saved that gift for last. When I lifted it, it felt flat and heavy for its size. The narrow handle at one end betrayed its purpose. This present was a spanking paddle.

"I thought I said no paddles?" I mumbled as I unwrapped the slab of lumber that would soon be shocking my bottom.

"You said no NEW paddles." Sure enough, he had wrapped a wooden paddle he retrieved from the depths of our toy stash. And now he clearly planned to use it to give me a toasty holiday spanking. This is not a large paddle, but it's fierce. The business end is rectangular with rounded corners and edges. It is made from a dense hardwood and it's heavy. The dimensions are about 14" long, 3" wide, and almost an inch thick. It can be used to administer either OTK or standing punishments.

I remembered this paddle, but forgot how much it hurt. My final gift was a long, slow bare bottom paddling over his lap. Ow. I was still feeling the aftermath when we celebrated with family on Christmas day. I couldn't walk, stand, sit, or bend without a sharp reminder of my recent spanking.

Randy announced he likes this "new" paddle and vowed to incorporate it in our regular rotation. All I could do was smile and rub my sore bottom.

I hope you are all enjoying a wonderful holiday season!

Wendel: Belated Merry Christmas to all.

The Misses gave me a hoodie with a picture of Mrs. Claus holding a paddle and winking. The caption is “Mrs. Claus Spanks Naughty Boys”.
I did not get the Misses any themed gift, but I did give her a paddling.

Barrel: No, and probably a good thing. This Christmas was a downer, and my attitude showed it. Enough that my wife is fed up and has determined we will have a session....this afternoon! She promises me 16 "perfect" strokes with each of our 3 canes. In her judgement, if the stroke isn't perfect, it doesn't count. So no new toys, but definitely heading into a Christmas thrashing.

Roz: Belated Merry Christmas! Spanking has never been a part of our Christmas activities. I think the businesses of the lead up and day tend to take over.

Dan: I didn't get any spanking-themed gifts, but I gave one -- a large fraternity-style paddle with holes. I don't know exactly why I got it, since we've had similar paddles over the years. But, I saw this one on Etsy and really loved the craftsmanship.

Prefectdt: Afraid that is a double negative from me. No spanking themed gifts and no spankings were received or given.

Hermione: When we were exchanging gifts, the last one I unwrapped was a long cardboard tube. "It's a spanking toy," Ron said, followed by "Just kidding!" It turned out to be a decal of our dog breed to put on a car window. I was slightly disappointed that it wasn't a paddle, but surprised that Ron would allow a decal on his precious car. Stickers and decals had always been strictly forbidden. Maybe he's softening.       

Other than that, no spankings, but we rectified that omission yesterday.


Slava Ukraini
Glory to Ukraine

From Hermione's Heart

Sunday, December 28, 2025

Spanko Brunch 2.0 #623

We are now in the twelve days of Christmas, and today's gift would be three French hens, according to the song.

Did you receive any spanking-themed presents for Christmas? Did you enjoy some spanking time to celebrate Noel?

Please leave your response as a comment and I will publish a summary of our conversation once everyone has had a chance to join in. 



Slava Ukraini
Glory to Ukraine

From Hermione's Heart

Thursday, December 25, 2025

Merry Christmas to All

And to all a good night!

Ron and I wish all our readers a joyous day of merriment and maybe a few spankings. 



Slava Ukraini
Glory to Ukraine

From Hermione's Heart

Tuesday, December 23, 2025

Last Minute Gift Ideas

Looking for that special gift? Look no further. Here are some excellent choices, but hurry; they're flying off the shelves!







These are all fake, but fun to imagine who you would send them to.

Slava Ukraini
Glory to Ukraine

From Hermione's Heart

Monday, December 22, 2025

Recap: Spanko Brunch 2.0 for December 21

How old are most of today's spanko enthusiasts?

A.J.: I'd say 20s and 30s. Just because there are more of them. 

Barrel: More mature. They have had time to develop this passion and are comfortable in this realm.

Rosco: I have no idea. It seems that it’s more accepted with the internet and all, so maybe it’s more prevalent. But they say young people are having less sex, so maybe there’s less.

We’re 70 - been at it since our mid 20s.

Roz: I would think more mature perhaps. Maybe been in relationships for a little while by then so more comfortable to explore.

FL: All I know is I'm in my 60s and my enthusiasm is as strong as ever, even if little else is.

Graham: 70's here but no way of knowing the practising age distribution. Kinks are probably more acceptable now than they were 50 years ago, so maybe more younger folks are into it.   

Hermione: I'm with the majority here as far as our ages go, so I assume that it's most prevalent among the more mature population.  

Slava Ukraini
Glory to Ukraine

From Hermione's Heart

Sunday, December 21, 2025

Spanko Brunch 2.0 #622

The holiday season is upon us once more, and it's rush, rush, rush to get everything done. So let's pause for a moment and relax by talking about spanking. Ten years ago I hosted a brunch where we discussed the age of enthusiastic spankos. I wonder if the results are different tocay.

Are the majority of today's spanking enthusiasts young (20s and 30s), middle-age (40s and 50s), or more mature (60s and over)?

Leave your response as a comment and I will publish a summary of our conversation once everyone has had a chance to join in.



Slava Ukraini
Glory to Ukraine

From Hermione's Heart

Thursday, December 18, 2025

You Had ONE Job

These workers who couldn't complete the simplest task successfully need a good spanking.


The new fence a home owner had installed after enlarging his driveway.


Seriously?

 

Finished the job in half the time.

 


Throw the bricks into the air and see where they land.

 


I'll go get the paddle.


Slava Ukraini
Glory to Ukraine

From Hermione's Heart