Last Minute Gift Ideas

Looking for that special gift? Look no further. Here are some excellent choices, but hurry; they're flying off the shelves!

These are all fake, but fun to imagine who you would send them to.

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Still More Mondegreens

I've got a million of them! Well, not a million, but plenty more.

And here are even more, thanks to sharp-eyed Fondles, who found these "Eggcorns".

 

The comments are pretty good too.

 

 

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More Mondegreens

I once worked with a woman who called dachshunds "Datsuns" and another woman who talked about a "human cry" (hue and cry).

I would unfriend that person too!

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Some Mondegreens for your Enjoyment

A mondegreen is a misunderstood or misinterpreted word or phrase resulting from a mishearing of the lyrics of a song. Let's stretch that definition to include words or phrases other than songs, and here's what happens.

 

And some that are not mondegreens, just misused words, but they're funny anyway.

Happy Thursday!

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Losing the Food Lottery

My plan for today is to whip up a big batch of borscht using the beets I grew in our garden this summer. I assume everything will go according to plan and we'll enjoy a nice bowl of soup for lunch tomorrow. But not everyone is so lucky. These people lost the food lottery.

 

All rind and no juicy watermelon.

Now that's a seed!

A light and airy loaf

 

Where did that cheese go?

 

Now you see it, now you don't

 

SpongeBob? More like a minion.

 

This is no yolk.

By the way, Blogger wouldn't let me upload my pictures in the usual way. I had to drag and drop then from my folder. Bug of the day, I assume. 

Happy hump day!

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What? No Spanking?

After seeing my post last week with a map of fetishes in the UK, our good friend Rosco wondered if there was a similar map for the US. He actually found one and left the link in a comment. In case you didn't follow it, here is the map of fetishes in the US,and a link to the full article here. 

There are  a few I've never heard of. But what is odd is, there is no state in which spanking is the most popular fetish. I wonder why. Maybe that explains a lot about that country. Just saying.

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Love spanking? Here's where to go

An adult website Clips4Sale has revealed the most popular fetish in each UK city in a kinky new map. It seems that residents of Sheffield like spanking best. For how they obtained their information (it wasn't by peeping into windows) read the full article here.

I will keep that in mind if I ever get the chance to visit Britain.

Thank you, Boru, for finding this gem. 

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Decorating Idea

Would you add this to enhance your home decor?

 A big thank you to S for finding the perfect touch for an otherwise plain sofa.

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Things that make you go "Hmmm"

Boru sent me a couple of images that made me stop and think:

 

And here are a few more:

 

"You'll never be as hot as we are, no matter what bikini you buy."

 

 

 

                                                                Happy hump day!

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Assume the Position

A traffic-stopper for sure!

 A big thank you goes out to Boru for sending me this photo.

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Roll of the Dice

There's a winner every time!

Thank you, S, for the awesome picture. I'm going to check Amazon to see if they have any in stock.

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