Merry Christmas to All

And to all a good night!

Ron and I wish all our readers a joyous day of merriment and maybe a few spankings. 

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Last Minute Gift Ideas

Looking for that special gift? Look no further. Here are some excellent choices, but hurry; they're flying off the shelves!

These are all fake, but fun to imagine who you would send them to.

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Recap: Spanko Brunch 2.0 for December 21

How old are most of today's spanko enthusiasts?

A.J.: I'd say 20s and 30s. Just because there are more of them. 

Barrel: More mature. They have had time to develop this passion and are comfortable in this realm.

Rosco: I have no idea. It seems that it’s more accepted with the internet and all, so maybe it’s more prevalent. But they say young people are having less sex, so maybe there’s less.

We’re 70 - been at it since our mid 20s.

Roz: I would think more mature perhaps. Maybe been in relationships for a little while by then so more comfortable to explore.

FL: All I know is I'm in my 60s and my enthusiasm is as strong as ever, even if little else is.

Graham: 70's here but no way of knowing the practising age distribution. Kinks are probably more acceptable now than they were 50 years ago, so maybe more younger folks are into it.   

Hermione: I'm with the majority here as far as our ages go, so I assume that it's most prevalent among the more mature population.  

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Spanko Brunch 2.0 #622

The holiday season is upon us once more, and it's rush, rush, rush to get everything done. So let's pause for a moment and relax by talking about spanking. Ten years ago I hosted a brunch where we discussed the age of enthusiastic spankos. I wonder if the results are different tocay.

Are the majority of today's spanking enthusiasts young (20s and 30s), middle-age (40s and 50s), or more mature (60s and over)?

Leave your response as a comment and I will publish a summary of our conversation once everyone has had a chance to join in.

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You Had ONE Job

These workers who couldn't complete the simplest task successfully need a good spanking.

The new fence a home owner had installed after enlarging his driveway.

Seriously?

 

Finished the job in half the time.

 

Throw the bricks into the air and see where they land.

 

I'll go get the paddle.

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Recap: Spanko Brunch 2.0 for December 14

How many smacks are in an average spanking?

Wendel: That is a great question. The only set number of spanks we have is for birthdays.
I asked the Misses if she would be up for a little research on the subject. She agreed and we set out for the storage shed, our equivalent to the woodshed. We keep a strap hanging on the wall and a padded mat to go over bins. The recipient bends over the bins while the other administers the whipping.
The results are in: Wendel – 72, The Misses – 64.
When we are able to put pants back on and sit, I am going to treat her to a nice dinner out. 

Roz: That is a great question. We don't keep count but for me it depends on various factors such as the implements being used and intensity. Sometimes I wish it would end before it does and others I wish it would go on longer.

Barrel: It depends on the implement. If I am spanked with the hairbrush or plastic paddle, I usually get three or four sets of 10, sometimes 12. When my wife whips me with the strap or riding crop, usually two or three batches of 20 strokes. Caning is different. We have worked together and agreed a caning is administered in sets of 6 strokes due to the intensity. When we do a session which is a longer and more intense caning, I usually get two sets of six with the thicker cane. She likes to finish with the thin cane given its ability to lay down weals, and I usually get three sets of 6. I know I have received up to 48 strokes, possibly a few more as I lost count trying to breathe and let it in.
Agree. A great question this week.

A.J.: I'm with Barrel and Roz. "It depends on the implement." And the situation.

Being the wuss of this group, my spankings - when on either side of the lap - are firm but not HARD. And all with the bare hand (although there have been times...!) The objective being a nice pink, tingling tush rather than a RED and really SORE one.

My answer: Given OTK and hand, my experiences is at least 250.
350 is not out of the question, and often achieved.

"The situation" determines the pace; the pace determines the intensity.
A "nice" spanking is one smack per second. 250-350 seconds takes 2-3 minutes+. The "+" being the TLC during the event!

A "you need (deserve?) a good spanking" that the penitent agrees to, the pace is upped to 2 per second. This - is a spanking!!!
At a faster 2 per second the impact force is naturally harder. It just is, you can't spank fast AND easy. THIS will be felt! In both tush - and hand. The objective is a bit of fun - but, dammit - you deserve it! "A damn good spanking!"

Of course, at 2 per second and 250-350 smacks, it's all over in half the time; 1-minute to 90-seconds. (Breaks for both are allowed. Set by the owner of the "lap of justice," of course.

3-4 per second? You don't want that hand (paddle/strap) coming at you at 3-4 per second!!! Or at least of lot of them.   

Graham: As we all agree, it certainly depends. Some have been as short as 6 of the best with the cane. Other, longer, more sensuous ones are several hundred with a nice, long warm-up!

Prefectdt: “How many smacks do you like to receive during a spanking? How many can you actually endure?” Answer - About the same number as a piece of string is long. I will admit to being a moody spankee. On some days the number is small and on other the number can never be high enough. There are a lot of other variables in play as well. This is a hard question to answer. I am away to the UK now and will be back at the brunches after Christmas. So I wish you a Merry Christmas, Hermione.

Hermione: At one time, Ron spanked by the clock, so the number varied greatly. Now, he has a set routine, and as I had never bothered to count before, yesterday was an opportunity to do so. He uses four different implements, and does three rounds with each. The dogging bat is used in a brisk back and forth motion - too hard to count - but a few single smacks as well, so let's say 10. Next the black leather hand, 11. Following that, the leather fly swatter with metal studs (which I hate) only 9. Those two average at 10. Finally the rose paddle with another 10. The second and third rounds were also 10 each. The grand total then was 120, and since Ron is a creature of habit, I suspect it's the same count each time So now I know :). 

KDPierre: The other replies here are making me feel like some kind of freak. We never do less than 50 (with a hefty lucite paddle) but that is the rare minimum for cute 'reminders' or warnings. More typically 250 is the average range. They go up from there. 350 is usually the number that leads to a break, which can last a few minutes, or even a few hours. But in a single day, I've had as many as a 1000, but that is rare. A "pool game contest" which is "for fun" will generate hundreds before the tournament finishes. And these are all hard, given with a paddle, and all on a bare behind. So.....again, given the other responses, I'm thinking I may be a freak.

(Somebody? Please? Add a comment where some hefty numbers are typical. I write stories based on personal experience and now I understand why some readers react with comments questioning the amounts I describe.) 

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Spanko Brunch 2.0 #621

Let's get comfortable and enjoy good food and good company at our weekly spanko brunch, happening right here, right now. No reservations required. Everyone is welcome.

Ten years ago today I posed this question: how's your math? 

How many smacks do you like to receive during a spanking?  How many can you actually endure? 

Leave your reply as a comment, and once everyone has had a chance to participate, I will publish a summary of our discussion.

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