Recap: Spanko Brunch 2.0 for December 22

Do you have a spanking crush?

CEM: Yeah yeah, booty, women, spanking sure. I'd like to hear more about "the aroma of baking wafting from the kitchen". Feeling rather peckish over here. 😁

Rosco: No one I see regularly in person.

My most powerful fantasies are based on girls and women I knew years ago and are extrapolated in great detail from actual situations and conversations. Susan, Tara, Bonnie, Gail, Marie, Suzanne, Julie, Liz Kathy, Lisa, Paula, Pam , Peggy, Michelle (some I believe were real opportunities that I was too shy to pursue)…

I’m probably not answering the right question, but a few I don’t know personally include, in roughly chronological order:

Mary Ann and Ginger from Gilligan’s Island
Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo and Betty Jo from Petticoat Junction
Hilarious Clinton and Tipper Gore from the 90s White House
Any number of sharp tongued attractive women from Fox News
Nicole Kidman
Reese Witherspoon
Aryana Sabalenka (my most recent fascination)

Roz: No one I see in person, though I sometimes think some of them may deserve a spanking. A few celebrity crushes though 😊

FL: Yes, a woman I see regularly, who I would dearly love to put over my knee and vice versa (plus a few other non-spanking things). Sadly, for me at least, she is married and I must respect that. And the value of her ongoing friendship far exceeds any momentary pleasure.

Barrel: I do. My wife’s exercise trainer. She is strong, dominant and confident. Married several times, now single and hits the clubs trolling. Instead, my wife said her crazy fantasy would be for both of us to see a local dom for discipline where my wife could learn a few things. But I doubt either are realistic possibilities.

Anon: I definitely have a couple of spanking crushes. One is a bartender at a restaurant I like to go to for happy hour. She is just so cute and spankable with her beautiful eyes, dazzling teeth, her hair in a french braid, her leather apron which is open in the back to frame her perfect bottom in a pair of tight blue jeans. It does not hurt that she is also a flirt and a little bit of a brat. My palm itches every time she walks by or bends over.

Graham: Absolutely! Too many to count much less list. Unlikely that any will happen as I'm very happily married and my wife is not into sharing! But I had lots of hands on (!) experience before marriage.

Wendel: The Misses’ sister has a very spankable bottom and I would absolutely love to take her pants down for a good spanking. I think she knows we are into spanking and will swat the Misses’ bottom to see if she can get a reaction from either one of us. The Misses is aware of my fantasy and has whipped my butt many times for thinking about it.
As for a fantasy spanking crush I have always wanted to spank Cinderella, from the old Disney cartoon. I have often thought of taking up the old dress and whipping her bottom with a strap for not finishing the chores. And of course, lifting the blue ball gown and spanking her bare bottom in the castle.

A.J.: Ex GF with whom I could never broach the subject of erotic spanking. Fitness freak so a toned body! Over those great thighs, or her cute firm tush facing me? Wow. Never happened.

Loki_Darksong: I have several spanking crushes among my female coworkers. For example one is a young Hispanic girl who stands at about four eleven in height and every time I see her there is such an urge to put her across my lap and give her a thorough warming.

Another is a tall young lady who is a bit of a tomboy in her dress style. Now while she does have a thin build she looks very spankable! 

Sage: Lots of people I run into here and there. I'm happily partnered & committed but am kind of promiscuous in fantasy. Any attractive man I happen to set eyes on, I think about how much fun it would be if he were to put me over his lap and spank me. 

Hermione: Like some of you, there's no one I actually know or see currently, but I agree with Rosco's list of spankable female bottoms. There are a whole lot of politicians who would benefit from a severe caning.

KDPierre: Surprisingly, no. Not because I don't have an active imagination, but rather because to trigger a spanking fantasy I need to pick up a certain vibe. Mere looks are not nearly enough. The idea of spanking as a possibility has to feel plausible for the fantasy to kick in. And right now? No one in our current circle fits the bill.

In the past, however, my neighbor and a dear friend both triggered such fantasies, and fortunately for me both turned into realities to differing degrees.

Merry Christmas, everyone! 

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Spanko Brunch 2.0 #570

Season's greetings, dear friends. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas here. It snowed last night, and the aroma of baking is wafting from the kitchen. Let's get started on a topic suggested by a reader.

Do you have a secret spanking crush? Is there someone you see regularly that you have a fantasy about spanking or being spanked by?

Please leave your response as a comment, and I will publish a summary of our discussion once everyone has had a chance to speak.

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Naughty Reindeer

We frequently watch a program called Dr Oakley, Yukon Vet, whose practice isn't in the Yukon, but in Alaska. Go figure. Anyway, she and her daughters often visit  a reindeer farm to administer medical treatment to the herd. I wonder if she has ever come across reindeer as naughty as these.

 

My very favourite cartoon :)

 

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Recap: Spanko Brunch 2.0 for December 15

Are there any impulse buyers among my readers?

Mark: I bought a lovely sturdy wooden spoon once whilst on holiday. It was in a hardware store that we had gone to find camping gear. It was applied a number of times during the holiday but had to be left behind...
Locally, I was buying house paint and I stumbled across a very sturdy long paint stirrer with large holes down its blade. I didn't buy it and I still don't know why not. Possibly because it looked a little (a lot) scary. I should probably go back and see if they still have them... 

cleveland_Tom: Impulse buying, hmm, two: a shadowlane Irish strap, (mail-order), and a quarter inch diameter delrin cane. The strap went with me to a Scony Poconos Weekend event, the cane was a vendor purchase at The Purple Rose Dungeon in Akron. Still have the cane but I've never felt or used it, canes scare me a bit but all my fantasies involve much more punishment than I'd be likely to endure so in the unlikely event I found a disciplinarian woman again at my advanced age, I guess I'd have to admit I had it in my collection. The stitching on the strap unraveled and was lost in a move.
As to wielding these implements myself on some deserving female bottom, even though I probably would have enjoyed that, the giving in to such sadistic licentious impulse was more than I could contemplate for a guy as shy as I was. 

Wendel: A few years ago we went to the Paula Deen Restaurant and Shop in Myrtle Beach. Paula had lots of decorative spatulas for sale. I told the Misses I was going to buy the one that says “Butter Y’all” just to spank her. No reason for giving her a spanking. It just seem like something fun to do at the time. She laughed but then cringed when the clerk rang it up. When we got back to the hotel room I gave her bottom a good dose. The heavy rubber tip made a heck of thud on her bare bottom and turned it red after a dozen whacks. 

CEM: Impulse spanking related implements or accoutrements are purchased by me all the time, holiday season or not. Kitchen implements, items from the hardware store, a leather shop, tack shop, pretty much anywhere. Also, switches cut off trees or that grow down by the river, near a stream, a pond, anything that could be applied to a deserving woman's bare bottom, I'm all over it. :)

Dan: I don't know whether they were exactly "impulse" buys, but I had a pretty bad buying habit when it came to custom paddles made from beautiful exotic woods. I certainly didn't "need" any of them, since I already had multiple very effective paddles. It was a habit I eventually broke, but only after spending many hundreds of dollars. I also went through a belt period, where I spent a pretty hefty amount on very heavy leather belts, all of which are hanging in my closet unused, as my wife thinks belts are too awkward to use effectively.

Rosco: Most implements don’t cost much, especially in proportion to their importance in our lives. I’ve bought a few things that didn’t work. A carpet beater that felt like cast iron for example.

I did splurge once on a pricey pair of leather ping pong paddles, which worked nicely for about a year until they fell apart.

My first purchase, some 40 years ago, was memorable. Before the internet, duh, or any sex toy stores at least in our area. I screwed up the courage to buy a riding crop at a Western store. Trying to act nonchalant, I picked out a couple of western shirts first and wandered over to the crops. I pulled out a long one that seemed to be made of quality leather. An attractive young saleswoman, buxom in tight jeans and cowboy boots, asked me if I needed help. She suggested a shorter crop, told me it stung plenty, raised it and offered to try it on me. Then she laughed and put it away - oh darn. I bought both crops and two shirts. 

Roz: I once came across a sturdy wooden spoon so, of course, had to buy it :)

Jack: The bath brush that my wife/mommy spanks me with. She brought it from a department store, saw it, like the size, larger then the one she had. When we purchased it, the sales lady smiled and said this will do a very good job, my wife just smiled and said good.

S: I was Christmas shopping just the other day and purchased 2 bath brushes, one was plastic and the other silicone. I did not need either of them since I already have a study wooden bath brush that does not get any use. I just could not pass them up. I did feel kind of naughty wondering what the cute saleswoman who rang up my order thought.

Loki_Darksong: My impulse buy of a few months ago was a bath brush from a local grocery chain,, The Fresh Grocer, that was too irresistible not to purchase!

It is a bamboo body brush from the Cleanlogic company. It's all wood and just over 2 ft long, with a under $10 cost for purchase. In fact I should take a picture of it and post it up on FetLife with the rest of my collection!

FL: I have more hairbrushes than I reasonably need.

Hermione: When I go to the dollar store I often pick up a spatula or two, or a wooden spoon if I'm feeling adventurous. Homesense often has cute kitchen utensils in bright colours that I might add to my shopping basket.    

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Spanko Brunch 2.0 #569

The holiday season is upon us once more, and that means shopping. A very special reader has posed a question about that activity that I am pleased to share with you.

Have you ever made an impulse buy of a spanking implement, either in a store or online? Was it something you wanted but didn't really need, or was it a necessary addition to your arsenal?

Please leave your response as a comment, and I will publish a summary of our discussion once everyone has had a chance to speak.

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Recap: Spanko Brunch 2.0 for December 8

Have you written any spanking stories?

KDPierre: I would like to hope that most folks here know the answer to that question for me is a definite 'yes'. Besides the Seuss-like piece you kindly published here last March, I have around 50 or so stories, serials, and even poems over on the LSF, all under my author name, "KDPierre". Many are very closely based on actual experiences in my own life.

I am currently working on a futuristic semi-sci-fi piece which deals with a corporate lab that uses orphaned twins for their experiments and a particular twin who skews the results of the experiment he is subjected to. I can let you all know when it's finished and up for publication.

(I also have a few e-books available through the LSF.)

Glenmore: Really miss your stories and artwork KD as your website is now gone but will check them out at the spanking library.

Yes I am somewhat of a prolific adult spanking story writer and have a complete library of FM and MF stories that you can access at Patreon.com/ glenmoretales by becoming a patreon for a small monthly fee.
All stories are illustrated with my own artwork and my library includes many adult spanking cartoons and comics also.
For a free examples of some of my work you can go to my blog.

Wendel: I have written a few spanking stories but have not gotten around to publishing them.

Jean Marie: Yes. Years ago I discovered a blog out of the United Kingdom. The publisher liked some comments I made to his posts, and encouraged me to write a story. He published this autobiographical tale to good response. I had a different job then with more free time, so I started a kinky blog. Hermione and others were encouraging. I published it for about a year, sometimes with multiple posts in a day, drawing lots of looks from around the world. I loved the stimulation of writing, and with the colloquy it engendered with my followers. Life took an unexpected turn, a boyfriend proved unfaithful, which took the wind out of my sails. But it was fun while it lasted.

Donn: Yes, I have recently written two very short stories (4.5 - 6.0K words / each).

They both involve establishing and using Domestic Discipline in relationships, emphasizing the importance of mutual commitment of the couple for success.

One involves the effects of various interpretation of religious doctrine and how those can both interfere and enhance the establishment and sustenance of a wife-led DD dynamic.

The other involves the realization that for DD to truly work, it must involve more than simply punishment, behavior modification and the assuagement of guilt. That there must also be the important elements of true contrition, as well as restorative (and sometimes retributive) justice.

Both stories were based on real life events of two different couples who choose to remain anonymous (not my wife and self). Neither has yet been published, but I'm hoping for sometime soon, maybe this Spring '25 (if I have time to polish them).

CEM: Books, stories, blog posts, missives, diatribes, forum posts, yes indeed, have written a plethora of content on this subject.

Sore is More: Dear JM, so glad to see you here! As many others, I would too be happier if your blog was still online, but I know what a hassle it can be to manage and maintain, not to mention post as much as you did, back in the day. Your encouraging words and your support always meant so much to me. Your words about "divine smut" became my mantra and pushed me through time and time again: I, Sore, write divine smut.

Yay, finally a question that is easy for me to answer! Nothing bring me more joy than writing my spanking stories, you know where to find them - on my blog Sore is More, of course, close to a hundred original stories.
I know I haven't been posting on my blog for many months, for which I'm so sorry. But now at least I have a good excuse - I've been writing a lot in the past few months, and I blended the vanilla part of the story with many of my spanking stories, and now in the process of editing the second draft of my book. If anyone here had good publishing experience and willing to share, please write to me, there is a form on my blog to send me an email.
I hope you will be hearing more from me soon.   

Wallace: Yes. Shared only with a couple folks that I knew would enjoy them.

Norse Cavalier: Like some others here, I have a blog where I publish my stories.  

Roz: Only blog posts some years ago for me. I haven't written any stories.

Prefectdt: Having read some of the best authors in the world, Judith Kerr, Emma Smith, Terry Pratchett, and so many more and then looking at my drivelling attempts at pros, I have to conclude that I am no wordsmith. I think that I will stick to looking at illustrative and photograph representations of our little world. I think that I am good at that. I did once put some spanking scenarios through an AI thingy, to see what came out. I think that was the closest that I came to publishing a spanking story, on my blog.  

Jack: Yes, a blog had stories and so I did one. It was well received and was ask to add to it a couple of times. Never published, just on this site.

Luvinhub: I have written many stories. My stories have been written for my wife and so that we could interact through the stories, as I write a paragraph at a time to share. My stories have been a piece of reality and a piece of fantasy. While I think most of my stories have had spanking in them they have all fallen under the Wife led Marriage catagory. I have a few stories on Fetlife.

Rosco: Yes, I have written a few albeit in haste and they mostly were not as good as they should have been.

I have written my wife Irene a dozen “letters”, ostensibly from other women reporting on my bad behavior, as part of our roleplay. They’ve been fun.

And I wrote “Panty Boy Publicly Humiliated at the Boutique” when Miss Jenn Davis turned into a podcast that I thought came out really well.

I’d like to write more and should, but it takes time for me to get it right and I feel like I’d be writing for a pretty narrow audience. One potential story involves being appointed manager of the women’s tennis team at college by happenstance, doing more and more menial tasks for them over the course of the season, then being spanked and teased by several after the season ending party.

Barrel: Thanks for asking my question this week.

Yes, I have published 3 stories on Literotica. Actually a trilogy. I wrote them over 3 years while sitting on airplanes traveling for business when the seat next to me was unoccupied. Other Literotica readers and authors offer editing support which I needed. I have started another story but don’t have those creative juices flowing quite yet. 

A.J.: Kinda'.

I was diagnosed with a serious health condition a few years back. The treatment was months long nausea and fatigue. When in bed I would try to think of other things to get me through the day/night - one of them spanking. The women I had actually played with. And then fun fantasies.

I thought I'd put them in writing for others to enjoy. Maybe this will be an incentive for me to get going on that.

If I do, I'll send it to Hermione for her critique.

I would love to read it!

Hermione: I have written exactly one story, published on the Library of Spanking Fiction under my author name "Hermione". I wrote it as part of a competition to write a story about peeking through a keyhole. I've written many more in my head, just haven't gotten around to putting pen to paper.

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Spanko Brunch 2.0 #569

Welcome one and all, large and small, to our weekly spanko brunch. I've had a treasure trove of brunch suggestions this week - thank you, everyone! - so here's one from our good friend Barrel.

Have you ever written a spanking story for your own amusement? If so, have you published it on a site so like-minded people could enjoy it too?

Please leave your response as a comment, and I will publish a summary of our discussion once everyone has had a chance to speak.

Slava Ukraini
Glory to Ukraine