Friday, April 16, 2010

You Said What?



Last week Ron had lunch with a good friend. That evening he brought me up to date on the latest news about Greg, his married son and his unmarried daughter. I listened with interest, but noticed that he hadn't mentioned Greg's wife. Finally, with a frown, Ron said, "So I asked Greg about Penny."

"And?"

Ron looked concerned. "He said she didn't want to be spanked."

"Oh! What? You asked him about--? You told him--?" I saw the corners of his mouth twitch. "No you didn't!" Ron laughed, delighted that he had fooled me.

I giggled and asked, "What about him? Maybe he would like to be spanked. Some men do, you know."

Ron agreed. "Okay, next time I'll ask him. 'Greg, do you want to be spanked?'"

"Not like that," I laughed. "He'll think you're offering to spank him." I got a swat on the bottom for saying that.

I wonder what those two had for lunch.



From Hermione's Heart

7 comments:

redxxx said...

a few brews between friends is always good
Red

allystepsforward said...

that was cute, thanks for the laugh!

FunKayLynn said...

I can never tell after almost three decades with D whether or not he's joking - makes me crazy! I love that Ron chose this topic to throw you off balance - I would've definitely felt panic as well!

ronnie said...

LOL, I do love Ron's sense of humour and I would have liked to have seen the look on your face.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Michael said...

And I wonder what you had to drink that evening, Hermione. *G*

Hermione said...

Red - Yes, and I'm sure they didn't have wine, like the picture implies.

Ally - I'm glad you liked it.

FunKayLynn - Sometimes it's hard to tell what's going on in their minds.

Ronnie - His humour can be a little off-beat from time to time.

Michael - Oh, probably a little cheap white wine!

Hugs,
Hermione

Daisychain said...

Wish I had been a fly on the wall at THAT conversation!!! Bet your face was a PICTURE!!! xxxxxxx