A mature woman's sensitive, sometimes humorous, and always uniqueperspective on consensual, erotic spanking.
Oh my God, I won, I won. I was planning on retiring to a golf course and opening a TV channel. Fuck it.
"Gary Johnson makes a funny face and gets branded an idiot. I do it and l become president!I love American voters!"
YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET!
You know it was just a joke, I really didn't expect to win.Love,Ronniexx
"Oh my God. I'm freaking out. I just realized I might win and actually have to do something."
Oh gosh, these panties of Melania's are tight.
oh no ... sorry hillary ... but you are a criminal and should be in jail
wow, america really does understand that socialism is a bad idea ...
" OMG, I JUST SAW HILLARY NAKED!!!"
" I'm imitatating Bill Clinton when Hillary asked to have sex"
"The FBI just released Hillary's Emails. All 30,000 were sent to spankings blogs!"
"Look at me, I'm Alec Baldwin "
"I sent 5 million to the Clinton Foundation and got this job as a favor in return"
Holy shit, I actually won this election. Now what the f*** do I do? I was only kidding that I was running as I really like being a bankrupt businessman who has trashed vendors, contractors and employees. Now I have to be accountable to the world?
"Hillary .......YOU'RE FIRED!
"WHAT, NBC GAVE HILARY CELEBRITY APPRENTICE? And they asked Rosie O'Donnell, Robert DiNiro, Cher, Miley Cirus, Brian Cranston, and Barbara Streisand to be on?
"Cuban trade relations, bad idea, Bill Clinton's bringing in cigars to give to Monica.
NEXT ON JERRY SPRINGER!
OMG I am president. What to do first? Ah, maybe invite Hillary over and give her a spanking for all those deplorable insults? Oh how about Melania and I doing it in the Oval? Oh hmmm, what about all those lovely White House interns Bill told me about? Decisions decisions.
"Obamacare must go, it doesn't cover spanking bruises"
OK, OK, WHO FARTED?
I don’t think I can do this public housing thing. I’m gonna build a new White House in West Palm Beach and remote in to work once in a while. It’s gonna be HUGE.
Hard to top : " OMG, I JUST SAW HILLARY NAKED!!!"
I am so disgusted and depressed by the outcome of the election that I can't even think of anything funny to say about this asshole.....America, what the HELL were you thinking???
For Dr.Ken, I sympathize with you, but you will get over it and except the reality. I felt the same way eight years ago
About time Hillary! You have been found guilty of treason! As a criminal you will receive 50 swats from a paddle with holes daily for each classified email. Your debt to America should be paid in about 83 years.
Anonymous -- Check back with me in 4 years. I'll let you know if I've gotten used to having a clown for a President....
In 8 years I could never get used to having a chimp in a suit as president and 'yes ' I am referring to George Bush.
Humor might serve us well during the dark days ahead, but I have none to dispense.
An ass, is an ass, is an ass and here he is showing his.
"I am a racist, piece of shit asshole. I am self-serving to my own interests above all. And yes, I am even disgusting enough to make fun of the disabled."
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