Recap: Spanko Brunch 2.0 for December 28

Did your holiday include any spankings or spanking-themed presents?

Bonnie: Yes, sort of, and definitely. When Randy and I were discussing holiday gifts a couple of weeks ago, I asked him not to buy any new paddles. Our toy box is already stuffed with weapons of ass destruction including paddles of every imaginable size and shape. Even so, he uses the same three or four implements for 90% of our spankings.

We exchanged gifts on Christmas Eve as is our tradition. There was one package under the tree that was wrapped in shiny red paper and shaped suspiciously like a small paddle. He saved that gift for last. When I lifted it, it felt flat and heavy for its size. The narrow handle at one end betrayed its purpose. This present was a spanking paddle.

"I thought I said no paddles?" I mumbled as I unwrapped the slab of lumber that would soon be shocking my bottom.

"You said no NEW paddles." Sure enough, he had wrapped a wooden paddle he retrieved from the depths of our toy stash. And now he clearly planned to use it to give me a toasty holiday spanking. This is not a large paddle, but it's fierce. The business end is rectangular with rounded corners and edges. It is made from a dense hardwood and it's heavy. The dimensions are about 14" long, 3" wide, and almost an inch thick. It can be used to administer either OTK or standing punishments.

I remembered this paddle, but forgot how much it hurt. My final gift was a long, slow bare bottom paddling over his lap. Ow. I was still feeling the aftermath when we celebrated with family on Christmas day. I couldn't walk, stand, sit, or bend without a sharp reminder of my recent spanking.

Randy announced he likes this "new" paddle and vowed to incorporate it in our regular rotation. All I could do was smile and rub my sore bottom.

I hope you are all enjoying a wonderful holiday season!

Wendel: Belated Merry Christmas to all.

The Misses gave me a hoodie with a picture of Mrs. Claus holding a paddle and winking. The caption is “Mrs. Claus Spanks Naughty Boys”.
I did not get the Misses any themed gift, but I did give her a paddling.

Barrel: No, and probably a good thing. This Christmas was a downer, and my attitude showed it. Enough that my wife is fed up and has determined we will have a session....this afternoon! She promises me 16 "perfect" strokes with each of our 3 canes. In her judgement, if the stroke isn't perfect, it doesn't count. So no new toys, but definitely heading into a Christmas thrashing.

Roz: Belated Merry Christmas! Spanking has never been a part of our Christmas activities. I think the businesses of the lead up and day tend to take over.

Dan: I didn't get any spanking-themed gifts, but I gave one -- a large fraternity-style paddle with holes. I don't know exactly why I got it, since we've had similar paddles over the years. But, I saw this one on Etsy and really loved the craftsmanship.

Prefectdt: Afraid that is a double negative from me. No spanking themed gifts and no spankings were received or given.

Hermione: When we were exchanging gifts, the last one I unwrapped was a long cardboard tube. "It's a spanking toy," Ron said, followed by "Just kidding!" It turned out to be a decal of our dog breed to put on a car window. I was slightly disappointed that it wasn't a paddle, but surprised that Ron would allow a decal on his precious car. Stickers and decals had always been strictly forbidden. Maybe he's softening.       

Other than that, no spankings, but we rectified that omission yesterday.

Slava Ukraini
Glory to Ukraine