We frequently watch a program called Dr Oakley, Yukon Vet, whose practice isn't in the Yukon, but in Alaska. Go figure. Anyway, she and her daughters often visit a reindeer farm to administer medical treatment to the herd. I wonder if she has ever come across reindeer as naughty as these.
My very favourite cartoon :)
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Are there any impulse buyers among my readers?
Mark: I bought a
lovely sturdy wooden spoon once whilst on holiday. It was in a hardware
store that we had gone to find camping gear. It was applied a number of
times during the holiday but had to be left behind...
Locally, I was
buying house paint and I stumbled across a very sturdy long paint
stirrer with large holes down its blade. I didn't buy it and I still don't
know why not. Possibly because it looked a little (a lot) scary. I
should probably go back and see if they still have them...
cleveland_Tom: Impulse
buying, hmm, two: a shadowlane Irish strap, (mail-order), and a quarter
inch diameter delrin cane. The strap went with me to a Scony Poconos
Weekend event, the cane was a vendor purchase at The Purple Rose Dungeon
in Akron. Still have the cane but I've never felt or used it, canes
scare me a bit but all my fantasies involve much more punishment than
I'd be likely to endure so in the unlikely event I found a
disciplinarian woman again at my advanced age, I guess I'd have to admit I
had it in my collection. The stitching on the strap unraveled and was
lost in a move.
As to wielding these implements myself on some
deserving female bottom, even though I probably would have enjoyed that,
the giving in to such sadistic licentious impulse was more than I could
contemplate for a guy as shy as I was.
Wendel: A few years ago we went to the Paula Deen Restaurant and Shop in Myrtle Beach. Paula had lots of decorative spatulas for sale. I told the Misses I was going to buy the one that says “Butter Y’all” just to spank her. No reason for giving her a spanking. It just seem like something fun to do at the time. She laughed but then cringed when the clerk rang it up. When we got back to the hotel room I gave her bottom a good dose. The heavy rubber tip made a heck of thud on her bare bottom and turned it red after a dozen whacks.
CEM: Impulse spanking related implements or accoutrements are purchased by me all the time, holiday season or not. Kitchen implements, items from the hardware store, a leather shop, tack shop, pretty much anywhere. Also, switches cut off trees or that grow down by the river, near a stream, a pond, anything that could be applied to a deserving woman's bare bottom, I'm all over it. :)
Dan: I don't know whether they were exactly "impulse" buys, but I had a pretty bad buying habit when it came to custom paddles made from beautiful exotic woods. I certainly didn't "need" any of them, since I already had multiple very effective paddles. It was a habit I eventually broke, but only after spending many hundreds of dollars. I also went through a belt period, where I spent a pretty hefty amount on very heavy leather belts, all of which are hanging in my closet unused, as my wife thinks belts are too awkward to use effectively.
Rosco: Most
implements don’t cost much, especially in proportion to their importance
in our lives. I’ve bought a few things that didn’t work. A carpet
beater that felt like cast iron for example.
I did splurge once on a pricey pair of leather ping pong paddles, which worked nicely for about a year until they fell apart.
My
first purchase, some 40 years ago, was memorable. Before the internet,
duh, or any sex toy stores at least in our area. I screwed up the
courage to buy a riding crop at a Western store. Trying to act
nonchalant, I picked out a couple of western shirts first and wandered
over to the crops. I pulled out a long one that seemed to be made of
quality leather. An attractive young saleswoman, buxom in tight jeans
and cowboy boots, asked me if I needed help. She suggested a shorter
crop, told me it stung plenty, raised it and offered to try it on me.
Then she laughed and put it away - oh darn. I bought both crops and two
shirts.
Roz: I once came across a sturdy wooden spoon so, of course, had to buy it :)
Jack: The bath brush that my wife/mommy spanks me with. She brought it from a department store, saw it, like the size, larger then the one she had. When we purchased it, the sales lady smiled and said this will do a very good job, my wife just smiled and said good.
S: I was Christmas shopping just the other day and purchased 2 bath brushes, one was plastic and the other silicone. I did not need either of them since I already have a study wooden bath brush that does not get any use. I just could not pass them up. I did feel kind of naughty wondering what the cute saleswoman who rang up my order thought.
Loki_Darksong: My impulse
buy of a few months ago was a bath brush from a local grocery chain,,
The Fresh Grocer, that was too irresistible not to purchase!
It
is a bamboo body brush from the Cleanlogic company. It's all wood and
just over 2 ft long, with a under $10 cost for purchase. In fact I
should take a picture of it and post it up on FetLife with the rest of
my collection!
FL: I have more hairbrushes than I reasonably need.
Hermione: When I go to the dollar store I often pick up a spatula or two, or a wooden spoon if I'm feeling adventurous. Homesense often has cute kitchen utensils in bright colours that I might add to my shopping basket.
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The holiday season is upon us once more, and that means shopping. A very special reader has posed a question about that activity that I am pleased to share with you.
Have you ever made an impulse buy of a spanking implement, either in a store or online? Was it something you wanted but didn't really need, or was it a necessary addition to your arsenal?
Please leave your response as a comment, and I will publish a summary of our discussion once everyone has had a chance to speak.
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Have you written any spanking stories?
KDPierre: I would like
to hope that most folks here know the answer to that question for me is
a definite 'yes'. Besides the Seuss-like piece you kindly published
here last March, I have around 50 or so stories, serials, and even poems
over on the LSF, all under my author name, "KDPierre". Many are very
closely based on actual experiences in my own life.
I am
currently working on a futuristic semi-sci-fi piece which deals with a
corporate lab that uses orphaned twins for their experiments and a
particular twin who skews the results of the experiment he is subjected
to. I can let you all know when it's finished and up for publication.
(I also have a few e-books available through the LSF.)
Glenmore: Really miss your stories and artwork KD as your website is now gone but will check them out at the spanking library.
Yes I am
somewhat of a prolific adult spanking story writer and have a complete
library of FM and MF stories that you can access at Patreon.com/
glenmoretales by becoming a patreon for a small monthly fee.
All stories are illustrated with my own artwork and my library includes many adult spanking cartoons and comics also.
For a free examples of some of my work you can go to my blog.
Wendel: I have written a few spanking stories but have not gotten around to publishing them.
Jean Marie: Yes. Years ago I discovered a blog out of the United Kingdom. The publisher liked some comments I made to his posts, and encouraged me to write a story. He published this autobiographical tale to good response. I had a different job then with more free time, so I started a kinky blog. Hermione and others were encouraging. I published it for about a year, sometimes with multiple posts in a day, drawing lots of looks from around the world. I loved the stimulation of writing, and with the colloquy it engendered with my followers. Life took an unexpected turn, a boyfriend proved unfaithful, which took the wind out of my sails. But it was fun while it lasted.
Donn: Yes, I have recently written two very short stories (4.5 - 6.0K words / each).
They
both involve establishing and using Domestic Discipline in
relationships, emphasizing the importance of mutual commitment of the
couple for success.
One involves the effects of various
interpretation of religious doctrine and how those can both interfere
and enhance the establishment and sustenance of a wife-led DD dynamic.
The
other involves the realization that for DD to truly work, it must
involve more than simply punishment, behavior modification and the
assuagement of guilt. That there must also be the important elements of
true contrition, as well as restorative (and sometimes retributive)
justice.
Both stories were based on real life events of two
different couples who choose to remain anonymous (not my wife and self).
Neither has yet been published, but I'm hoping for sometime soon,
maybe this Spring '25 (if I have time to polish them).
CEM: Books, stories, blog posts, missives, diatribes, forum posts, yes indeed, have written a plethora of content on this subject.
Sore is More: Dear JM, so
glad to see you here! As many others, I would too be happier if your
blog was still online, but I know what a hassle it can be to manage and
maintain, not to mention post as much as you did, back in the day. Your
encouraging words and your support always meant so much to me. Your
words about "divine smut" became my mantra and pushed me through time
and time again: I, Sore, write divine smut.
Yay, finally a
question that is easy for me to answer! Nothing bring me more joy than
writing my spanking stories, you know where to find them - on my blog
Sore is More, of course, close to a hundred original stories.
I know
I haven't been posting on my blog for many months, for which I'm so
sorry. But now at least I have a good excuse - I've been writing a lot
in the past few months, and I blended the vanilla part of the story with
many of my spanking stories, and now in the process of editing the
second draft of my book. If anyone here had good publishing experience
and willing to share, please write to me, there is a form on my blog to
send me an email.
I hope you will be hearing more from me soon.
Wallace: Yes. Shared only with a couple folks that I knew would enjoy them.
Norse Cavalier: Like some others here, I have a blog where I publish my stories.
Roz: Only blog posts some years ago for me. I haven't written any stories.
Prefectdt: Having read some of the best authors in the world, Judith Kerr, Emma Smith, Terry Pratchett, and so many more and then looking at my drivelling attempts at pros, I have to conclude that I am no wordsmith. I think that I will stick to looking at illustrative and photograph representations of our little world. I think that I am good at that. I did once put some spanking scenarios through an AI thingy, to see what came out. I think that was the closest that I came to publishing a spanking story, on my blog.
Jack: Yes, a blog had stories and so I did one. It was well received and was ask to add to it a couple of times. Never published, just on this site.
Luvinhub: I have written many stories. My stories have been written for my wife and so that we could interact through the stories, as I write a paragraph at a time to share. My stories have been a piece of reality and a piece of fantasy. While I think most of my stories have had spanking in them they have all fallen under the Wife led Marriage catagory. I have a few stories on Fetlife.
Rosco: Yes, I have written a few albeit in haste and they mostly were not as good as they should have been.
I
have written my wife Irene a dozen “letters”, ostensibly from other
women reporting on my bad behavior, as part of our roleplay. They’ve
been fun.
And I wrote “Panty Boy Publicly Humiliated at the
Boutique” when Miss Jenn Davis turned into a podcast that I thought came
out really well.
I’d like to write more and should, but it
takes time for me to get it right and I feel like I’d be writing for a
pretty narrow audience. One potential story involves being appointed
manager of the women’s tennis team at college by happenstance, doing
more and more menial tasks for them over the course of the season, then
being spanked and teased by several after the season ending party.
Barrel: Thanks for asking my question this week.
Yes,
I have published 3 stories on Literotica. Actually a trilogy. I wrote
them over 3 years while sitting on airplanes traveling for business
when the seat next to me was unoccupied. Other Literotica readers and
authors offer editing support which I needed. I have started another
story but don’t have those creative juices flowing quite yet.
A.J.: Kinda'.
I
was diagnosed with a serious health condition a few years back. The
treatment was months long nausea and fatigue. When in bed I would try
to think of other things to get me through the day/night - one of them
spanking. The women I had actually played with. And then fun
fantasies.
I thought I'd put them in writing for others to enjoy. Maybe this will be an incentive for me to get going on that.
If I do, I'll send it to Hermione for her critique.
I would love to read it!
Hermione: I have written exactly one story, published on the Library of Spanking Fiction under my author name "Hermione". I wrote it as part of a competition to write a story about peeking through a keyhole. I've written many more in my head, just haven't gotten around to putting pen to paper.
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Welcome one and all, large and small, to our weekly spanko brunch. I've had a treasure trove of brunch suggestions this week - thank you, everyone! - so here's one from our good friend Barrel.
Have you ever written a spanking story for your own amusement? If so, have you published it on a site so like-minded people could enjoy it too?
Please leave your response as a comment, and I will publish a summary of our discussion once everyone has had a chance to speak.
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This week we discussed clothing. If your comment didn't appear after you posted it, don't worry. I checked the spam folder and made sure all comments showed up on the post.
Jack: I do not think it ignites me, but pajamas or jammies as my wife/mommy calls them. If I have really crossed the line, the spanking really hurts but being told to put on my jammies, no matter time of day.
Graham: I love my wife spanking me when she is wearing suspenders and stockings. Incredibly exciting.
Norse Cavalier: I find the idea of spanking a woman who's wearing pyjamas appealing, but have never done it.
CEM: Clothes on women that make me want to spank her? Yes. That *is* my answer. Any sort of clothing on any woman I find attractive, makes me want to spank her. I don't do Black Friday as it's just ridiculous but Thanksgiving went well. Have a tryptophan hangover, fat, bloated, and I need emergency liposuction. :)
Roz: I love this question. No specific items of clothing, however certain lingerie sets are more likely to result in a spanking ☺
A.J.: I wasn’t going to comment then read Roz’s response.
Since
all my spanking fun is sexy erotic it’s simple: She should wear my
dress shirt. And nothing else! Except high heel “Do me!” shoes. And
maybe glasses.
The attitude she brings wearing that determines who gives or gets!
FL: Not specifically a spanking trigger but I've always been partial to full slips. Modest enough for daytime television but with the erotic allure of hidden promise. Otherwise, the classic woman executive look or form-fitting dark skirt with a white blouse does it for me. Though to be honest, if she was wearing a burlap sack and holding a hairbrush I'd be equally into it, lol.
Luvinhub: When I was spanked it was all punishment, no funishment. So really nothing really ignited the spanko. I was always naked and most of the time my wife was as well, usually I was to provide her pleasure afterwards. For me it is seeing items laying somewhere that could be used for a spanking that gets my mind going.
Rosco: Our “dates”
usually last about 2 hours, involving a few spankings and other
disciplinary measures followed by reverse cowgirl cunnilingus and then
intercourse. Irene will dress up a bit and also often change her
clothes. Skirts, dresses, tight shorts - conservative, provocative -
American, Mexican, Bavarian, British with accents and stories to match.
I prefer getting under her skirts than having her naked for sexual activity. I used to wonder why. Now I just enjoy.
Barrel: Like Roz, lingerie, especially white stockings with a garter belt. I know when she puts them on, I am headed over her knee. If she puts on the seamed pair, I am destined to be restrained and thrashed.
S: Women in aprons do it for me. I love how aprons frame a woman's bottom. A pretty woman in an apron ignites all of my spanko tendencies. It takes all of my control not to reach out and pat and pinch her rear, but what I really want to do is put her over my knee for a good old-fashioned spanking.
Prefectdt: I am usually happy with a spanker wearing what helps them to feel comfortable and confiden, in their role in the play. That is my first priority. But if you thrashed me until I fessed up. I would be telling you that a tailored blouse, cotton, not a shiny one, closed to the neck, with a tie or broach at the neck and a long loose skirt, combined with flat shoes, floats my boat. Not sure why, but it is an outfit that just emphasises both femininity and authority. I cannot abide high heels. Why would a female Top or Domme deny themselves good flowing movement with these?
Loki_Darksong: A woman wearing a skirt, leggings, or tights is a guarantee to gain the attention of my Spanker nature.
Wendel: The Misses has several drop seat pajama onesies. They look very comfy but also make her look very spankable. Also, jeans, shorts, skirts, dresses and the birthday suit just to name a few others.
Hermione: Many years ago, Ron and I worked in the same office before we became a couple. Each morning, he would go to his desk, take off his jacket, unbutton his shirt cuffs and roll up his sleeves. The thought of those hands...Ooh!
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I hope all my American friends are enjoying the long Thanksgiving weekend finding Black Friday bargains online and in the stores.
I'm always pleased when I open my Inbox and find suggestions for brunch topics, and this week was no different. Here's a topic sent to me by a reader I call "he who shall not be named". I hope you enjoy it.
Is there a particular item of clothing, worn by either the spanker or the spankee, that ignites the spanko in you?
Please leave your response as a comment, and I will publish a summary of our discussion once everyone has had a chance to speak.
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