Going green seems to be the right thing to do in today's world, and Ron and I were discussing ways that spanking might be used to lessen our carbon handprint. We used an ecologically-minded website as our starting point, then let our imaginations take over.
Turn down the heating slightly - A good spanking will keep both the giver and the receiver toasty warm.
Turn it off when not in use - That would include personal vibrating devices.
Save a tree - Instead of using paper and pen to write lines, do them in an email. But no copy/paste allowed!
See if your employer will allow you to work from home one day a week to conserve gasoline - Instead of coffee or smoke breaks, you can enjoy spanking breaks.
Reduce those carbon dioxide emissions:
Spankees - Reduce squealing, screaming and other forms of verbal protest. Try raising one finger for "ow", two fingers for "OW" and so forth.
Spankers - Limiting lectures and scolding to two minutes or less. Deliver them in a stern but barely-audible whisper.
Limit energy consumption - Using a two- or three-tailed tawse allows you to deliver a complete spanking in one half to one third the time. A saving of both time and energy.
As well as your primary carbon footprint, there is also a secondary footprint that you cause through your buying habits.
Buy locally grown produce, or even try growing your own - that birch tree in your yard is a good alternative to imported rattan.
Don't buy over packaged products - Say no to the plain brown wrapper when ordering implements over the Internet.
Reduce your consumption of animal products - that included leather restraints and paddles. Try a vinyl or plastic lookalike.
Recycle as much as possible - visit second-hand stores and yard sales for great bargains on used spanking equipment.
Try to only buy products made close to home - you might be surprised at what your neighbours can build in their home workshops.
I'm sure you can think of many other ways to be a green spanko.
And how about this for conserving energy? Or is she wasting it? You be the judge.
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