In last week's Wednesday WIN, most of the comments were about photocopying your bum at the office. I did a little research and came up with some interesting tidbits to share with you.
First, a few pictures.
Here are some tips from bluemarsupial on how to successfully photocopy your bum:
- If you must photocopy your bum, wear black underwear that isn't remotely see-through. The light from the copier is quite bright and, well, lets just say you'll be glad you did.
- Photocopy your bum before making any other copies. The glass top of the photocopier gets quite hot after several copies, so if you wait to scan your vertical smile self-portrait after you make several copies beforehand; you'll likely feel the need to scream obscenities as you burn your derriere. Bring Crisco and a spatula.
- Modern photocopy machines now have internal memory. Make certain that either you or your "photographer" know how to purge this memory or can somehow guarantee copies of your bum don't go circulating around the office.
- Personal identifying details, such as the forgotten Hello Kitty bandaid sticking on your left butt cheek from a previous injury involving a thumb tack left on sofa by a giggling 2-year old would be best avoided when scanning your bum.
- Always bring some extra cleaning products to the copy machine as napkins and sleeves alone are generally not sufficient to remove butt smudges from the photocopier lens.
A helpful video on how not to photocopy your bum at the office:
Finally there's the iBum, a chair with a motion sensor that activates a photocopier to capture an unsuspecting person's seat for posterity.
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