Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Wednesday's WIN

In last week's Wednesday WIN, most of the comments were about photocopying your bum at the office. I did a little research and came up with some interesting tidbits to share with you.

First, a few pictures.

Here are some tips from bluemarsupial on how to successfully photocopy your bum:

  • If you must photocopy your bum, wear black underwear that isn't remotely see-through. The light from the copier is quite bright and, well, lets just say you'll be glad you did.
  • Photocopy your bum before making any other copies. The glass top of the photocopier gets quite hot after several copies, so if you wait to scan your vertical smile self-portrait after you make several copies beforehand; you'll likely feel the need to scream obscenities as you burn your derriere. Bring Crisco and a spatula.
  • Modern photocopy machines now have internal memory. Make certain that either you or your "photographer" know how to purge this memory or can somehow guarantee copies of your bum don't go circulating around the office.
  • Personal identifying details, such as the forgotten Hello Kitty bandaid sticking on your left butt cheek from a previous injury involving a thumb tack left on sofa by a giggling 2-year old would be best avoided when scanning your bum.
  • Always bring some extra cleaning products to the copy machine as napkins and sleeves alone are generally not sufficient to remove butt smudges from the photocopier lens.

A helpful video on how not to photocopy your bum at the office:

Finally there's the iBum, a chair with a motion sensor that activates a photocopier to capture an unsuspecting person's seat for posterity.

From Hermione's Heart


Bas said...

In our office we had a photocopier with an inbuilt email server.
Because none of the girls could ever figure out how that worked, emailed photocopies tended to find their way all over the world.
Never got one of these remarkable pictures though.

Roz said...

Hilarious, love the videos! Thanks for the laugh Hermione :)

Anonymous said...

I did not know that a photcopy of a bum was so widespread. Thanks Hermione.


Minielle Labraun said...

Love this. People are so crazy!

ronnie said...

Maybe next time I'm in the office on a Saturday I'll try your tips:)


Aimless Rambling said...

LMAO, can't believe what some people do.

Anonymous said...

funny... thanks for such a well thought out post...
bottoms up

Blondie said...

Very funny

Hermione said...

Bas - My last office had one of those too. I only ever emailed photocopies to myself, just in case.

Roz - Welcome! I thought they were pretty good too.

Joey - It seems to be a popular pastime.

Minelle - They sure are!

Ronnie - Please let us know the results.

Sunnygirl - Neither can I.

Red - It was fun to do the research for this one.

Blondie - Thank you.


sixofthebest said...

The first naughty lady, that photocopied her voluptous naked rear end, is someone I sure would have loved to spank. I also noticed she wore sexually and erotically suspender-belt and stockings. Which I was her boss, would have earned her 'six of the best', with a cane.

Dee said...

Sorry I'm going to be boring here because I'm thinking..... How unhygienic lol! I do hope these people who feel the urge to do this wipe the photocopier afterwards! :)

Dee x

Spankedhortic II said...

Note to self - Must buy more toner.


Hermione said...

6otb - She would have deserved it too!

Dee - That's why he second cartoon is so appropriate. Yuck!

Prefectdt - LOL!