Friday, August 8, 2008

Bicycle Spanking

Did you know that BMX is the newest, coolest Olympic event? Olympic spanking can't be far behind. Why not combine them?
For the ultimate spanking experience, try it over rough terrain on a Kink BMX. The Kink Whip model is especially recommended.

For bicycling or bondage, how about the S&M frame?

And for an everyday workout that includes discomfort to the buttockal area, a Spank bike is just what you need.


Paul said...

Hermione, I like your imagination.
Warm hugs,

Anonymous said...

I can tell you with some authority that spanking D when she's wearing her padded biking shorts is a complete waste of time! :-)

Oh, and leather cycling gloves do NOT a good "implement" make.

Fun post!


As I am usually going home by train after getting an ass whupping, the last 6 kilometers home are done by bicycle................I love my gel filled saddle.


Michael said...

LOL Fun post, Hermione. I immediately thought of the Queen songs 'Bicycle Race' and its flip side single 'Fat Bottomed Girls.' The band actually staged a bike race with nude girls and filmed it as a video for the songs.


Hermione said...

Paul - thank you!

G - Bicycling shorts - what a good idea for protecting one's bottom.

Prefectdt - sounds comfy.

Michael - I love Queen. Wish I'd seen that video.


dwcmike said...

interesting how the word SPANK is used, and even more interesting that you are so good at research... bicycle lessons begin tomorrow.