Saturday, January 23, 2010

Spank Quietly

A woman in Britain will go to jail for eight weeks if she keeps on having noisy sex, a court ruled recently. She and her husband keep their neighbours awake at night with sounds described in court as "unnatural" and "like they were both in considerable pain".

For the next year, to avoid a prison term, the couple will have sex in the mornings instead.

And will spank with quieter implements too, I hope.

Read the complete story here.

From Hermione's Heart


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Michael said...

Repression! People should be able to have sex and spank in the privacy of their own home. But then again, I'm not the one being awakened at night to a chorus of moans and yelps. Nothing wrong with a morning spanking and then some nookie, though.

FYI, Hermione, on Dev's blog in the poll for Naughtiest Girl of 2009 you have one vote. The poll closes on January 31 so you still have time to move up in the standings. Just thought you should know. :)

Sara said...

"Unnatural sex"? Excuuuuse me???


I would rather have that than the sound of that drum kit, that my stupid neighbours got for their son on St. Nicholas Day (December 6th).


Hermione said...

Robert - Welcome, and thank you!

Michael - Thanks for the info about the poll. I had no idea!

Sara - I know, I couldn't believe it either.

Prefectdt - Idiots! Oh well, children usually lose interest in non-electronic things quite quickly.


ronnie said...

Some people are just kill-joys but what about her husband, it takes two so surely he should have been given the same.


redxxx said...
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redxxx said...

Funny, but makes one wonder about play on a cruise ship... Better turn up the sound on the television a little louder.

Hermione said...

Ronnie - You're so right! He's equally to blame.

Red - Yes, paper thin walls, and sound travels well over water too!


domesticdaisy said...

Well, sounds to me like maybe the neighbor is jealous that he can't make his wife scream like that. lol Seriously though, if they live in an apartment, then they should tone it down. You can have sex however you want, but that doesn't mean you should force everyone in a half-mile radius to hear it. Passers-by?! Wow. (plus, there's no mention if there are children in the vicinity that are hearing it)

Frankly, they should try to move to a house with some space around it. Then, they could go all out.

Hermione said...

Daisy - Jealousy will do that to a person!

I think that unless it's a house in the woods, people are going to hear this lady enjoying herself.