Saturday, February 9, 2013

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Strange bedfellows indeed! How did this pair end up in a sparsely-furnished bedroom?


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From Hermione's Heart

22 comments:

Tim said...

Goldilocks was beginning to regret missing spelling classes after her wish for a "Bear bottom spanking" Had surprisingly come true....

joeyred51 said...

She says:

"Damn that blizzard outside. I so much wanted to experience a spanking outside on the bare with a bear."

Michael said...

Goldilocks was caught red handed - soon to be red bottomed - by Papa Bear deciding which of the three bears' beds was the comfiest.

Kingspan said...

"Exactly how many shots did I do last night... and what happened?!?"

Ami Starsong said...

"I feel like a bear with a sore head this morning, dear."

sunnygirl said...

You really are a "bear" when you wake up in the morning, aren't you?

Young Lady said...

"Well, he DID say he expected a bear bottom in my bed when he got home..."

Lucy's husband had begun employing rather unconventional methods to make sure she didn't get into trouble.

vfrat25000 said...

Since you are not really the famous “Smokey the Bear” would you at least go out and get some kind of a job.

I said I like “Teddy Bears” Jim…TEDDY BEARS!!!!

I left a few aluminum cans in the forest. Do you really think that deserves a spanking?

Anne Pimpleton knew her husband Carl was taking too much of that new prescription hair restorer but she thought “Big deal if he grows a little extra hair!”

If you will let me go sleep afterwards I will read you, “Goldilocks and the Three Bears” ONE MORE TIME”

Uhhhhh Dear….Uhhh you do realize you are sitting on the bed with a live bear don’t you? Yes I do. Now make your choice. Which one is going to live with us for the next month, my MOTHER or Binko the Grizzly? I’m thinking about it…Don’t rush me!

ronnie said...

"Why do you always wake up like a bear after you've been out drinking."

"Me Goldilocks you Daddy bear - why can't we wear something else to a fancy dress party."

Love,
Ronnie
xx

A. Lurker said...

Hi Hermione,

1/ Bernadette unhappily contemplates the bear-bottom spanking she is about to receive.

2/ Winnie the Pooh was in big trouble for stealing Robin's "Hunny Pot"

3/ Though his profile said "a real teddy bear", this is not what she expected when they finally hooked up.

4/ "Just the bear necessities, the great big bear necessities, ..."

R.

A. Lurker said...

An excerpt from “The Unpublished Works of Dr. Seuss”:

And I will spank you on the bare
And I will spank you with a bear
Then I will spank you on the bed
Then I will spank you 'til you're red!

Not on the bed! Not 'til I'm red!
You will not spank me on the bare!
You will not spank me with a bear!

I will not like it, this I say!
I don't like spankings anyway!
Oh you will like them, you will see
You will like them done by me!

(apologies to Green Eggs and Ham)

R.

ricky said...

The bare necessities perhaps?

SNP said...

" Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Strange days indeed -- most peculiar, mama"
John Lennon-Nobody Told Me Lyrics

Simon said...

The bearskin rug she'd ordered turned out not to be quite the bargain it had appeared to be.

Mitch Philbin said...

"Grin and bare it"

Hannah Fields said...

I said I wanted a bear, but I never dreamed he'd get me a real one!

Love,
Hannah

kim B. said...

No one is ever gonna believe this...

Dr. Ken said...

The peyote she had taken prior to her spanking finally kicked in....

MrBBSpanker said...

Here we see Emma, a young fashion design student, searching for a new bear shoulder look for this fall!

ians mrs said...

Furry Shades of Grey

SPANKEDHORTIC II said...

He was always like this before he had had his first coffee of the day.

Prefectdt

sixofthebest said...

"Dog gone it. I would love to spank this naughty 'bitch'".