Sunday, July 28, 2013

You Completed the Caption

This was how the photo was captioned on  Now here's what you thought it should be:

DelFonte: Rehearsals for the pony girl trials were fundamentally flawed, but nobody had the heart to tell the happy couple.

Arched one: I told him I wanted a pony, and this is what I got.

Ricky: Well, it's obvious she's never heard of "I can't get no satisfaction . . ."
Ride 'im, cowgirl!

Six of the best: This picture caption, might be called 'Home on the Range' to her. But soon her 'britches' will be in stitches, from the pain of a cane, given by John Wayne.

Bonnie: "When the old folks told us that they liked to go riding, this wasn't what we envisioned at all."

Bobbie Jo: Him: Mabel doesn't know it yet, but I'm going to show her the kind of fun "I" like to have.
Her: I wonder if Henry is thinking what I am thinking: more fun later in the bedroom with my favorite implement, his belt.

Ronnie: Saturdays would never be the same again after Gladys had read Horse and Hound.

Simon: Spending the money she'd saved for a mobility scooter had seemed like a good idea at the time.

Mitch Philbin: She says, "Hi, Ho Silver! And I don't mean the silver hair."

GaryNTboy: Aunty Kath invited me round for tea tonight. Oh how I regret turning up too early...

Vfrat25000: Mildred, I think we can forget about the nursing home for Aunt Edna. It appears that the estrogen supplements have started working


Mommy, what is grandma doing to grandpa?
Sweetie, it’s something I have tried to get your daddy to do for the last 10 years.

The town gossips found out Berthing Millweather wasn’t attending her bridge club meeting every Wednesday evening. Instead she and her boyfriend Freddy Bindacre were frequenting Millie’s House of BDSM and Spankaporium.

George was a Deacon and Mary Lou sang in the choir but after church Mary Lou changed into Granny Dom and George became Medicare Boy.

Milly Featherholder the Senior Center Activities Director was quoted as saying “Screw the Water Aerobics” I have something MUCH BETTER in mind.

Minelle: Hmmm maybe that wasn't the kind of riding he envisioned!

Red: It is always much more fun to ride bareback like this, than side saddle.

Tara: This is not quite what he had in mind when he asked her to ride him...

Prefectdt: Being fans of the brand new TV series, Raw Hide, had a profound effect on both Mr and Mrs Jones.

A. Lurker: When Floyd woke up that morning and said he felt a little horse, this was not what he had in mind.

The family thought that grandma and grandpa had quit horsing around years ago.

This is what happened when Floyd asked Mildred if she wanted to horse around.

The old grey mare ain't what it used to be!

Thank you to everyone who commented. Next time, something completely different. Have a great week!

From Hermione's Heart

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