You Completed the Caption

FL: No explanation but that is the very definition of a "come hither" look. Great find!

Prefectdt: Wait until I tell my Great Grand kids about my modelling career.

Wendel: I’m a Naughty Girl. Spank me!

Betsy: You call that a spanking? Let me show you what a real one feels like.

Wallace: Do you need a good spanking, young man?

KDPierre: "Why the funny look, mister? This is how my mother taught me to squeeze oranges!"

Roz: Is that a gun in your pocket, young man?  

Glenmore: "Is this a naughty enough pose to get spanked for?"

Barrel: Hanky, Panky, Spanky?

Hermione: "I showed you my resume. Why do you need to see my bottom before deciding whether to hire me?"

That was fun! We should do it more often. For more fun, stay tuned for Saturday brunch, being served in the dining room at 1:00.   

Slava Ukraini
Glory to Ukraine

You Completed the Caption

Rosco: Heidi admired her own soft flesh in the mirror, knowing that Rosco was surreptitiously peeking through the keyhole. She'd catch the naughty boy in the act this time, and give him a sound thrashing. The prospect of delivering a spanking was oddly titillating, or maybe just titillating.

Prefectdt: I'm not naked. I just don't have any clothes on.

Barrel: If you want me to drop my towel, it will cost you. Hand me my hairbrush and bend over the couch.

Sage: OK. I'm ready. When my boyfriend walks into this room, I'll bet he's going to feel the urge to pull this cloth the rest of the way off of my butt and then spank me. I can hardly wait.

Sore: The alabaster bosom will soon bloom with his hurried bite marks. The alabaster bottom will turn scarlet under the loving strokes of his fashionably thin leather belt. She blushes at the naughty thought that paints her alabaster cheeks the faintest shade of pink. Regretfully, the photograph cannot capture colours.

Dear Hermione, may I use your lovely photograph?

Of course, help yourself :)

Roz: Well, my boobs are still sore from the crop last night but I can't see any marks.

KDPierre: Damned Amazon sent the wrong size skirt again.

Anon: After seeing me standing next to the bed like this, I can't believe the first thing he did was to put me over his knee and use that damned hairbrush on me. Now, given the way my bottom feels, I'm afraid to turn around and see what kind of damage he did back there.

Deja Vu: I have a divine right.

Ronnie: Bathed and ready for her.

Hermione: Does this wrap make my bum look big?

That was fun! For more fun, please join us for brunch, coming up soon.

Slava Ukraini
Glory to Ukraine

You Completed the Caption

There's the original caption, and I admit I had to look closely before I understood it. Our dogs go nuts for the red dot too.

Now let's see what you came up with.

Anon 1: Spanking 101: Alright, gentlemen, let's start with the basics. This is what you're supposed to spank.

KDPierre: Cat thinking: "I know what ONE set of instincts is telling me to do...but why does ANOTHER set keep telling me I'm being set up?"

Roz: Target sighted.

Simon: The cat is thinking "if I wait a while that'll be a lovely warm place to sit".

Sage: How to entice your partner to spank you.

(Now I see the red dot.) How I became an incel.

Graham: Such a peachy perfect bottom and here I am stuck in a chastity cage! 

(PS: hope mentioning that as a fantasy isn't out of bounds.)

Not at all!

Donn: "Which 'Pussy' is going to jump higher when the cat sinks its claws into the laser-dot?"

Wendel: Neighbor: That’s interesting. The Smith’s have a dog now. 

 Rosco: After the paddling, Louise not only couldn’t sit - she couldn’t even bear the thought of putting on panties.

That was fun! I see I wasn't the only one to miss the red dot.

Slava Ukraini
Glory to Ukraine

You Completed the Caption

 It seems this cartoon is popular, and some of you have already seem it. Nevertheless...

LT: Seriously Dad! If your going to give Mom a spanking, do it the correct way! Since you're right handed, Mom should be facing the other way across your knee! Everyone knows that! 

KDPierre: I remember when this card came out! In fact I still have it in my collection. Anyway, this one is ripe for SO MANY possibilities. It's just a matter of how far down the rabbit hole you wish to descend. LOL Here are a couple:

Relatively innocent
"Hey, you remember how you told me before how I couldn't get a new I-Phone? Well, when you two are done, I suggest we all take a nice trip to Best Buy, or by dinnertime everyone's gonna know what you two are into, starting with Gramma."

Not-so-innocent
"Yo, Pops. Hold up a minute. Let me get you the paddle Jimmy and I use when we play like that. It works great and really is easier on your hand."

Edgy
"Daaaaaa----ad, no fair! How come you never play like that with ME?"

Anon: Why does mom get to keep her panties on! Not fair!!!! 

Jeanie: "Dad, my boyfriend, Chad, in the fourth grade, says that you should never start a spanking before discussing a safeword. Do you and Mom have one? May I suggest the "red, yellow, and green light" system? It gives everyone a clear idea of how things are going... Chad also says that a proper spanking doesn't start until the panties are pulled down. I've been listening from my bedroom, and you two have been playing for about ten minutes, but Mom's still wearing her underwear. When are those knickers coming off? And are you sure that using just your hand will get the job done? Most submissives love seeing marks after a thrashing. May I suggest you use your belt, Daddy-dear? The last time Chad used his belt on my bottom was so hot; I was bruised for days! Of course, Mom prefers using the wooden spoon when paddling me. It stings like the dickens, let me tell you!

Brett: "Dad, stop! There are many discipline strategies that are more effective than corporal punishment. Violence is not the answer." 

Prefectdt: I'm trying to sleep! If you two don't keep the noise down, you're both up for a time-out.

Wendel: I have this one in my collection, but I will make up something else.
“Like you always say when you spank me: This is gonna hurt you more than it hurts me.”

Tankerton Latch: "The spanking Daddy's giving you now, Auntie Jill, is nothing compared to then one you'll get if Mom catches you!" 

That was fun! Please stay for brunch. It's almost ready.

You Completed the Caption

Baxter: She could be thinking of many things. With the falling leaves comes the colder weather and she won't be able to wander around in her bikini outside soon. Or she could be looking at the red leaves, knowing her bottom will match them if she doesn't rake them all up. Or she won't be spanked with saplings but rather a less pliable riding crop or cane. Yes our dear friend Hilda's thoughts are on her behind, as they should be, the naughty wench. 

Rosco: “I know Rosco’s watching, I can feel his naughty eyes. That neighbor boy has scarcely missed a chance to ogle me from behind that window. I know I shouldn’t enjoy teasing him like this but I do. What’ll I do next? I plan to catch him so I can give him a sound spanking, then make him give me a long slow wet kiss between my ample thighs. Oh my, I’m so wet just thinking about it. C’mon Hilda, how can you capture that pouty lad and make him your love slave?”

(With apologies to all those who’d prefer to see Hilda’s big bottom getting spanked)

KDPierre: Taking her ease, she felt a cool breeze, causing a draft, right up her aft. 

Prefectdt: "Is that a Martian tripod coming towards me?"

Sorry, as soon as I saw this image, all that came into my head was the song Forever Autumn. From Jeff Wayne's War Of The Worlds

Red: The geese are flying south, to enjoy the warmth. I wish that my bottom will have the same warmth soon, and often!

Simon: "It's autumn and freezing so why am I raking the garden in my underwear" thought Hilda.

Rich Person: "All the leaves are fiery red. Why isn't my bottom?

Ronnie: He told me to clean up the leaves and then come inside for my spanking, I hope it's a hard one.

Wendel: My love is going to change the color of my bottom tonight.

Alan: If I just leaf through these leaves, maybe he won't leave tonight without spanking me.

Hermione: He'll never find the paddle under a big pile of leaves. But what if the wind blows? Or if he decides to burn the leaves? Better not try it.

You Completed the Caption

KDPierre: Dateline 9/9/2021: Linda started her first day back at school realizing too late that a year of Covid isolation completely threw off her sense of current fashion. 

Anon: His friends were just coming in the door to drive him to school. How could he face them now that his mother decided that he would spend his senior year as a girl? Why did he ever try on his sister's bra and panties?

Rosco: Something didn’t seem right as she walked to school, but she though it was just nervousness. Distracted by impure thoughts and excited about the new school year, Linda can’t believe she walked all the way to school without any panties.

What kind of girl does such a thing, she asked herself? More importantly, can I get through the day without anyone noticing something is amiss? Oh dear, I really feel that breeze now.

Jeanie: The girl was caught passing a note between "cool girl" Julie and her friend Donna in class. She was sent to the head mistress, who turned her across the desk and paddled her bared bottom. When the girl didn't take ownership of her culpability in the note-passing, she was given more swats. When the girl asked if the teacher wasn't partly to blame, for seating the girl between two clique-driven friends, the girl's teacher was summoned to the office, and the teacher was allowed to take a turn paddling the girl. That's how it was in schools in the 1950's. Then the girl's parents were called by the head mistress. When her mother picked the girl up from school, she was stony-silent, at least until they got home, when she paddled the girl with a hairbrush and lectured her thoroughly, grounding the girl for a month. Daddy was expected home from work any minute now. He'd probably use his belt to express his displeasure with the errant girl. She wouldn't be able to sit through a class tomorrow, her bottom was so punished! She wondered if Julie and Donna had any consequences at all. Life was SO unfair!

Midwest Reader: Susan had been the good girl in class her whole life, from kindergarten right through to the first month of her senior year of high school. Why was it that the one time she misbehaved - one time in 12 years! - she not only got caught but was written up for an offense that merited a spanking? Now she is due at the principal's office in 10 minutes and...

Paddle Daddy: Why did I think it was okay to cuss in class? Paddled at school and headed home with a note for Dad. I AM 18 after all, senior or not I should be able to say Damnit if I want to! Ohhh my poor ass!

Wendel: I cannot believe I forgot my phone at home. Someone please spank me now. 

Franzcoughka: "I should never have let Johnny sit next to me. Now that the bus driver has told my folks we were making out on the school bus, I am in for such a tanning."

Hermione: I'm going to the principal's office for a paddling. Why oh why did I wear a thong today?

Thanks for the laughs! You are all so creative. Please stay for a very special milestone brunch, coming up next.

You Completed the Caption

Anon: I told my son you needed a spanking, several times, well daughter-in-law Mommy knows best. At your age, being spanked like a naughty little girl. 

Baxter: Top: Oh stop trying to get away and your fake crying as it is Wednesday, the same day every week that I give you a spanking. I know you enjoy these spankings as much as I enjoy spanking your fat round bottom and making it very red.
Bottom: Yes, yes, I do enjoy the spankings on my naughty round bottom. I just wish you would spank me on other days, not just Wednesdays. 

KDPierre: "Oh stop with all this 'who's younger/who's older' nonsense, or 'who's the maid and who's the lady of the house' or for that matter any other stereotype for why things should be the other way around. The fact that you agree to be spanked by your younger, poorer, less-educated housekeeper so easily is proof enough that everything is just as it should be!" 

Prefectdt: Now I will prove to you that Keaton is better than Chaplin, with some proper slapstick!

Jeanie: That's it, I've had it with the salespeople at this supposedly "high class" department store! The first salesgirl brought me a pair of granny panties when I requested to see what lingerie they had that was sexy! Now you bring me a slipper that's three sizes too big. The only thing a shoe this big is good for is covering your deserving bottom with spanks! Take that, and that, and this, and that! Yes, slipper spankings hurt like the dickens, don't they, young lady?

Rosco: You tart! You're nothing but a wanton trollop? I'll teach you to wiggle your tushy when you walk past my husband. You're going home with a red bottom and no panties. I hope you're learning a lesson - if not, it will be twice as hard next time AND I will take pictures.

Ronnie: I've told you time and time again, not to borrow my shoes. Maybe this will help you remember.

Barrel: We have talked about never leaving this house without your seams being completely straight. Well you did it again. Maybe this thrashing will straighten you out. Prepare for a long and hard spanking. 

Hermione: I'm sorry I read your diary, Mama. I promise I won't tell Papa that I know he spanks you.

I wondered who would notice the shoe in the domme's hand.

You Completed the Caption

KDpierre: "Don't blame ME for not feeling anything through this damned bustle, blame your own Victorian prudery for not stripping me naked first!"

Jack: I should have picked up the fireplace shovel, it would have gotten her attention and wiped the smile from her face.

A.J.: "Why isn't she complaining..."?

He doesn't understand why she's loving it?

Jeanie: "No, darling, I don't feel a thing. I think your regular hairbrush paddlings of my bottom have developed calluses back there. May I suggest we try it in the nude with a school cane...?"

Rosco: Something is wrong, very wrong.

She's lying the wrong direction for a right-handed spanker. The artist was too lazy to start over, but willing to add the question mark.

Baxter: Dear, I cannot feel the hairbrush at all. Maybe you should lift my dress and try that. OR we could switch places and I can see if you can feel the hairbrush. Either way is fine with me. 

Prefectdt: C'mon dear, put some effort into it, you need the exercise.

Eric: "Is that all you've got?"

Lurker48: I agree with KdPierre!

Wendel: Lawrence suddenly realized why a spanking should be given on the bare bottom.

Roz: Why is she still nagging? Obviously time to get serious with this spanking.

Rich Person: "Why am I doing this when I have no clue how it works?"

Ronnie: I know dear, now you have to pull up my skirt and spank me.

Barrel: Hmmm...enough warm up? Yep! Time for the cane, my love.

Hermione:
Man: What the heck is making that squeaking noise every time I whack her posterior?
Woman: Little does he know I hid my dog's favourite squeaky pillow under my skirt.

You Completed the Caption

Paddle Daddy: If I get another spanking tonight because of the things YOU say , I am locking you in the trunk all weekend! Ohhhhh my butt's sooo sore :-(

Prefectdt: As your butt is made of wood, this really is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.

Jeanie: Jane, in her freshman year at Vassar in the year 1928, was exceptionally bright, but was just coasting, as she had been throughout her academic career. Her lackadaisical attitude had finally caught up with her in college.She was flunking several of her courses. How was she going to tell that to her mother?
Mrs. Collins knew something was wrong with her only child. The normally outgoing girl was sullen. Here she was home from college for fall break with her hair bobbed and a see-through nightie as short as the flapper's dress she'd worn home!
Jane had gone up to her bedroom to go to sleep an hour ago, but Mrs. Collins heard noises coming from upstairs and went to investigate. Outside the cracked bedroom door, Mrs. Collins saw and heard what amounted to a psychological therapy session, as Jane addressed her favorite childhood doll perched on her bare knee.
"I'm very upset with you, young lady!" Jane admonished the doll. "You haven't been applying yourself at college, and your grades show it! You know what you need, young lady, and that's just what you have in store." Jane stood the doll up. "That's right, pull that obscenely short skirt up and get those bloomers down around your ankles!" Jane seized her hairbrush from the nearby night-table and raised it high.
"Umm-humm," Mrs. Collins cleared her throat. Jane froze as her bedroom door slowly opened.
"I'm very upset with you, young lady," Mrs. Collins said. "You haven't been applying yourself at college and your grades show it! You know what you need and that's just what you have in store."
Mrs. Collins sat on the edge of the bed. Jane stood up slowly, guilt written all over her face. Mrs. Collins took the hairbrush from her daughter's hand, but let her hold the doll for comfort. Up went the hem of that short nightie, down came those gauzy underpants. 

Baxter: Why is it that every time you are naughty, I get my bare bottom spanked until it is very sore? I hate you my favorite doll. Well, not really as I do like being spanked. Be as naughty as you can. 

Wendel: My boy friend Geoffrey said he would turn you into a paddle to use on me if you are naughty again. 

KDPierre: If on your date tonight with Pinocchio he ends up going down on you, make sure you ask him an incriminating question and then wait for the thrill of a lifetime.

Hermione: Using her favourite doll, Grace demonstrated to Tom how she wanted him to scold and spank her.

Stay safe, everyone, and do come to our outdoor brunch, being served on the patio in a few hours.

You Completed the Caption

KDPierre: Hilda soon understood why her postman had just brazenly tucked those letters into her exposed butt-crack rather than depositing them in her mailbox. 

"Dang! But I guess that's what I get for tryin' to order eggs online when there are Covid-induced delays in shipping." 

Rosco: Hilda had ordered a new swim suit several times after the confrontation with ladies who were none too happy with the attention she got from their husbands. She didn’t like being the village Trollop, really she didn’t.

But it never seemed to arrive.

It hadn’t taken much to bribe the postman. Rosco was hoping his wife Irene would make good on her promise to give that floozy a proper spanking if she continued to parade around in that teeny weeny bikini. And he so wanted to be around to watch.

Morningstar: OH DANG - there's a bird's nest in the mail box - wherever shall I put the mail?!

Prefectdt: Hilda sighed and thought "I'm glad it's the mailbox that has Thrush and not me."

Anon: Hilda suddenly understood the meaning of that old saying, “Use it or lose it”.

Jack: The time of year when the males enjoy her walk to the mailbox, and the wives dread it. 

Liza: Hilda didn't believe that carrier pigeons had replaced the mail service until she opened her mailbox.

Hermione: Hilda waited anxiously for her parcel from Ronnie's Cane Emporium to arrive.

That was a fine way to start the day. You are all invited to brunch tomorrow. Be there or be square!

You Completed the Caption

KDPierre: After her hyper-critical neighbor told her that her butt looked fat on 'Naked Gardening Day', Philomena decided to "water" her neighbor's planter...with a pitcher full of Weed-B-Gon. 

Paddle Daddy: These will be lovely switches for my bottom in a few weeks.

Prefectdt: You know that it is nude art, rather than pornography, because there are urns.

Barrel: With a little water, maybe I can grow a fig leaf. 

Baxter: I love the red flowers and will throw the petals on my bed, waiting for my Knight in Shining Armor to come to me with a couple thoughts of what to do with me. I do want youknowwhat, but I really want a spanking so that my soft white bottom becomes the same color as these soft red petals. And then we can do youknowwhat. Ooooh, the orgasm that lies ahead, laying in a bed of red petals.

Anon: No matter when, seeing such a beauty would need to join her, naked, to enjoy the flowers she would bring to my life. 

Red: This is a kind of boring life. I wonder what that apple tastes like!

Midwest Reader: "Three more turns of the hourglass and I will get my shift back at least. I wonder if I will receive another spanking then? Perhaps. Yet I do hope these stems do not scratch me in the interval."

Hermione: I'll save half the water to cool my bottom after the head gardener spanks me for letting the flowers wilt.

Stay tuned for brunch, coming up soon.

You Completed the Caption

Here is the original photo with the thought bubbles removed. Now let's see what you came up with.

KDPierre: Reginald: "Constance darling, that new experiment we tried? The one you called 'fisting'? Utterly enlightening! I feel like a whole new person, open in ways I've never been before...but dearest...where is your glove?"

Constance: "I am glad you are having such an epiphany due to our adventure, Reginald, because the answer to your question lies deep inside you."

Tex: Him: So give me another clue about what you want most for Christmas?

Her: Jeez, another one? OK Einstein. It rhymes with 'thanking' and what I'm sitting on.

Him: You're happy having a place to sit and want another settee for Christmas?

Her: No... a new boyfriend! 

Prefectdt: Him - I am so glad that the bra has not been invented yet

Her - But the birch has been around for ages. I'll just go and get mine, lecher!

Red: Him: Delightfully, you would like me to stand up and lower my pants and undergarments, so you can give me a taste of what married life will be like!

Her: Yes dear, then you will lay yourself over my lap so I can soundly spank your bottom delightfully red.

Wendel: Joffrey: Dearest Betty, if we were like Rose and Jack after the Titanic sank, you would scoot over so I could climb on the door and save myself as well - Right?

Betty: F@#k no. 

Rosco: “Even a tiny spanking will turn your fair skin a delicious crimson.”

“If a tiny spanking is all you have in mind, there won’t be anything to kiss and make better.”

Wonderful! Please stay for brunch, being served outside on the patio, so wear your parkas.

You Completed the Caption

Anon 1: I want such a red bottom, pictures speak a thousand words. 

Red: Sweetie, I always like to take a before the spanking picture when your bottom is so white, and an after when it is so brilliantly red. Now, I will start making it red.

QBuzz: Big sister always takes a before and after picture for little sister's spankings. Their parents keep them in an album! 

Baxter: Girl kneeling: I have always loved your bottom, so white and soft. I am looking forward to having it over my knee for a good spanking time.
Girl standing: I know you love my bottom and I am so looking forward to being over your knee again. Please give me the spanking I so richly deserve.
Girl kneeling: I will give you what you deserve, my love, oh yes I will.
Girl standing: I am getting so wet in anticipation. 

KDPierre: Gertrude was thrilled to be the one to discover.... AND capture on camera..... just where the Who's took up residence after the eventual demise of Horton the Elephant. 

Prefectdt: Protagonist on the right - I would be arrested for doing this, if I where a man.

Ronnie: Quick take a picture before it fades.

Midwest Reader: "Sis, you know the gift of a paddle to your fiance is traditional. I'm just making sure the paddlemaker has all the dimensions he needs to get the maximum sting!" 

Glenmoretales: I have to get this before the handprints fade! 

sub hub in phx: I need to send this my husband so he knows what I got him for Christmas.

Anon 2: When he sees this picture of you out shopping with no knickers on after he ordered you to stop acting like such a trollop, he'll have no choice but to finally give you that spanking you've been wanting. Now quick, let's switch places and you take a picture of me showing off my bare bottom so I can get my boyfriend to spank me too. 

SRC: So they are right.The sun really does shine from there.

Wendel: Good for you, Mary, for putting your foot down and telling your rude boyfriend where to go but due to Covid-19 we will have to get John a picture so he can kiss it virtually.

Hermione: This shot will be perfect for this year's Christmas card. 

Thanks, everybody, for the funny captions, and a big thank you to Wendel for the picture. See you all at brunch!

You Completed the Caption

Jack: The time frame of this picture I would suppose a trip to the woodshed would happen. The mistress might do the spanking, but the master of the house will do the spanking, the walk back from the woodshed willing to bet, her very red spanked bottom will be on display. 

KDPierre: Priscilla learned early that you don't need to break a sweat dusting if you're young, cute, and willing to spread your legs for your employer.

Bernie: "I wonder if the spanking will hurt as much as it says in the story. I hope so!"

 QBuzz: Maisey is about to find out that flashing your stocking-tops in an attempt to lure the master into your bed is a whippable offence in this household...
And then afterwards the master will take her to bed anyway!

Anon: The mistress's diary makes for fascinating reading, especially the parts about the many times and varying ways the master spanks, paddles and canes her ... not to mention what they get up to after he's warmed her bottom. I wish I could convince my boyfriend to take me in hand the way the master does the mistress.

Rosco: Fifi’s in for it, lolling about sans bloomers when there’s work to be done. She knows better, doesn’t she. Does she actually want her plump bottom whipped? So it seems.

Wendel: After I give Master Edward his 18th birthday spanking he can spread open his birthday present. 

Simon: How many times do I have to tell you young lady, it's a chaise longue not a chaise lounge, clearly I will have to spank you again.

Baxter: It is almost the weekend, when the master and mistress will add up my demerits. Once that is done, they will call me into the den, strip me, strap and paddle me and then we collapse into a menage a trois. Ooooh, I love the weekends.

Hermione: Why, mistress! Your diary contains some very revealing secrets. Now, about that raise...

You Completed the Caption

Anon 1: Only in the bedroom, Dear, I will have the treat you desire.

Anon 2: Come Halloween night dear I will have a broom you can ride but it will be thicker and the treat will be wonderful.

Rosco: Oh, how I want to be that broom! Hilda can ride me anywhere.

I’ll want to lick her tapioca as gently as possible to savor the flavor and prolong the pleasure. If she pushes hard against me, I may have to give a few sharps slaps to her ample bottom to slow her down - as if it will help with Hilda being the trollop she is.

Anon 3: When novice witch Hilda accidentally crashed her broom into the pumpkin patch, the head witch decided to punish the naughty miscreant by placing a spanking spell on her. On Halloween night, Hilda was compelled to visit the home of every eligible bachelor in the village, confess her naughty behavior, and ask that instead of giving her treats each gentleman should put her over his knee, bare her bottom, and give her a resounding spanking with the hairbrush she was carrying with her, which, thanks to the spell, all the men were more than happy do. At the end of the evening, a very sore and embarrassed Hilda reported to the head witch that she had learned her lesson, and vowed not to sit on a broom, or anything else, for quite some time.

Prefectdt: Hilda was very happy that she had got the model with the heated massage seat.

Chris: I May Ride a Broom ... But My Other is a Mercedes! 

Wendel: Hogwarts Nimbus 7000 Orgasmic Vibrating Broom!

Hermione: Bring that broom right beck, young lady, so I can spank you with it!

Those are all perfect for the occasion. Please stay for brunch, coming up next.

You Completed the Caption

Anon 1: No dear you will not stand in the corner, sitting will remind you that naughty wives will be spanked.

QBuzz: 'Oh must you use the martinet in this position? It always tickles me in the NAUGHTIEST of places!' 

Anon 2: And now the generations to come will know that grandma got a spanking as needed ... and well that grandma was hot too. 

Anon 3: I hope you are enjoying your little sit-down there my dear. When I'm done strapping your cute little hiney you won't be able to sit comfortably for quit a while. Now go get yourself face down on the bed. 

Anon 4: You want me to sit like this, ass backwards? You rogue! What, without any bloomers? You want me to expose my bared bum off the edge of the chair, Sir? Like this...? Do you intend to use that doubled belt in your hand on me, dearest? But you know that a leathering will excite me terribly, Marcus, are you prepared for... Oh, I see that you are! Then by all means, please, my love, be hard on me... then, be hard in me... 

Anon 5: Come now, my dear. It's time to add some color to your uncommonly fair complexion. Don't worry, I'll do it where no one will know - unless a warm behind makes you blush.

Simon: Many people don't realise that in the Victorian era many people had to be taught how to use a chair. This is Emma's first attempt. 

Ronnie: I hope Gerald likes his surprise when he gets home.

Baxter: I got the chair as you requested and now I am sitting upon it. Oh, I am not supposed to be sitting upon it? YOU are going to sit on it and then I am going to lay over your lap, bare bottom up? Why ever for? You are going to spank me? Well, it is about time you took me over your knee for a spanking. I have been misbehaving for a long time, just trying to get you to do your job as my husband. Spank me like you mean it. 

Wendel: Wow! Look at the craftmanship of the seat.

Hermione: No, darling. I sit on the chair and you lie over my lap. Now get up so we can begin.

You Completed the Caption

Rosco: It was a dark and stormy night. The umbrella kept Marie’s hair dry but she was frightfully wet between her legs.

Prefectdt: It was the first time that they would lie together. So Daphne thought that she should drop a hint about her being a bit of a squirter.

Anon 1: Little lady, if the umbrella moves and I get wet your little bottom will pay the price. AM I CLEAR?

KDPierre: This vintage movie still shows a scene from an unreleased "Mary Poppins" movie that predates the Disney version. Here is the encounter between Mary and Mr. Banks that got her hired as nanny. The suggested tagline was: "See the Mary Poppins never mentioned in the books."

Wendel: The umbrella may protect her skin from turning red in the sun now but it will not keep her bottom from turning red later. 

Baxter: Listen Phineas, I certainly hope you spank better than you kiss. This light kissing is not turning me on. Now turn me over and spank my bottom and lose the silly umbrella. the rain water on my bottom will only accentuate the spanks and that turns me on and our sex will be exquisite.

Oh Gloria, how much I have wanted to just spank your bottom, reddening it with my hand, watching you squirm.

Phineas, stop with the talk and get spanking my butt OR I will turn you over MY knee and spank you.

Oh Gloria, please do. And I will do the same to you.

Phineas and Gloria live happily ever after with red bottoms and smiles on their faces. 

Barrel: Rain, rain, go away. A little kiss and then the lay.

Anon 2: Man: You're being very naughty exposing yourself like that. What do you think I should do about it?
Woman: (Breaking into song) Please spank me in the rain,
Just spank me in the rain,
What a glorious feeling
My bottom's in pain
Put me over your knee
‘Cause I won’t behave
Take my knickers down
And give me what I crave

Hermione: Just wait till I figure out how to close this umbrella, and you will feel it across your naughty bottom.

You Completed the Caption

Wendel Jones: Mary Margret stood along the cold shore hoping a handsome stranger would pass by and warm her up with a good spanking.
OR
"Spanking in the wind." 

PK: Moon over Hawaii. 

Bonnie: "I know you want to sacrifice a virgin to appease the volcano gods, but I have a confession to make." 

KDPierre: When Gretchen told her friends she was going to "dip her ass in the water", they had assumed she was going for a swim and did not mean it literally. 

Anon: After a well deserved spanking, Millicent whined to her husband that sitting on a sore bottom during the ride home would be excruciating. Knowing how prone his wife was to drama, Henry dreaded listening to her complain for the hour long drive, so he gave her a choice: she could either whine all the way home and be subjected to a good caning once the got there, or she could dip her rosy red bottom in the cold sea until it was numb, thus allowing her to ride home in silence. Given her hatred of the cane, and knowing her husband would give her a vigorous dose of it after enduring an hour of her bellyaching, Millicent opted for the dip in the sea. 

Rosco: Hermione! Where did you get that picture of my wife Irene?

Both of you have some 'splaining to do.

Simon: I'm not sure about this costume, there's a hell of draught at the back. 

Ronnie: I'm going to be spanked very soon and I've heard spanking hurts more on a wet bottom - Do I dare?

Hermione: I need to cool off my hot bottom in a hurry!

That was fun! Please stay for more fun at brunch, coming up shortly.

You Completed the Caption

Roz: Ow you brute. Did you have to hit so hard?

Anon: My mother is coming shortly, what will she think? Your mother told me this is what you needed, to the corner my naughty little wife or should I say my naughty little girl.

Baxter: Waiting for my spanking is so hard, why not just give me the spanking right away? He always waits, giving me time to think about my misdeeds and the guilt builds up so high. And when he grabs me and pulls me over his knees and spanks me many many times, the build up to the orgasm is so nice, so very nice. And he wonders why I am naughty.He shall never know.

Ronnie: Oh I hope it's not the cane he's going to use.

j.stern: Fucking crystal acorn ! It is so painful.... soo good....

Rosco:  Now that you’ve spanked me, you’re going to do what?

What sort of man did I marry? Is this all some sort of twisted game for you? Well okay, but only if I can be on top.

Weasel: 'No, Sir, I wasn't trying to tiptoe away. I know I have a sound spanking coming. Yes Sir, I'll wait in the corner of your study'.

Alan: DID you knock before you just bungled in here? That's the kind of behavior that gets you in trouble isn't it. You know the penalty for that, don't you. Bring me my brush. NOW!

Prefectdt: Check the reflection, aim, fire. Arnica gel deployed.

cagedlion: Who put a thumbtack on the chair?

Barrel: Yes, my lovely. I intend to thrash your bum to the same color as your shoes. Come here!

Hermione: I can't see how red my bum is. Will you help me take this thing off?

You Completed the Caption

Rosco: They’re in the outdoors but she’s wearing high heels. They’re at an afternoon social at Millie’s country house when Peggy gets a bit tipsy and overly flirtatious. It’s not the first time and she’s been warned. Millie is considering whether to confess that she put a little extra gin in Peggy’s glass to liven things up because the spanking looks pretty darn enticing.

A great scene.

“Where can I find a man like that?”, Millie wondered. “I would be so good. I mean naughty. I mean ... oh please just spank me.”

Dave Wolfe: Intrepid Girl Reporter Betty Boppser encounters Dr. Heimlich practicing his other Maneuver with Nurse Pat Tillotglows.

Baxter: Chloe, You embarrassed me in front of family and friends with your drinking and now I have bared your ass for what you have deserved for a long long time. And there will be much more of this after we are married, you can be assured.

But George, I really don't love you. Well, maybe I might be loving you now that you have finally taken my hints and are punishing me. I have been bratty and you do nothing to rightfully discipline me. My girl friend who I am real close to spanks me a lot and how I love her. Oh my, she is behind the tree watching now.

She is? well maybe she should spank you also. Maybe we could both spank you at the same time as you have two naughty cheeks.

Oh George, that would be wonderful. Both people who love me, spanking me at the same time. Please do this.

Anon: Your mother told me you needed to be spanked, well dear you attitude at your Mother's party, be thankful she is not seeing this spanking, bet she would enjoy it.

Bonnie: The young woman behind the tree is thinking, "What a lucky girl!"

KDPierre: Woman behind tree:(In snooty upper class accent) "Oh bother! Are those dreadful mosquitoes out already?!"

Minelle: I can’t believe that snooty Ms Sally is finally getting spanked! She deserves every swat for all her nasty comments!

Wendel: Woman behind the tree: Excuse me sir. May i recommend your belt.

Ronnie: The women behind the tree: I wish John would do that to me.

Tiredny: I see Henry finally has put Eleanor in the "learning position". About time!

Hermione: This was Charlotte's favourite illustration in her well-worn copy of Summertime Tales.

That was fun! For more summertime fun, please stay for brunch.