Thursday, January 18, 2018

Complete the Caption

Here's our friend Hilda, toasting her buns by the fire. But why? It seems a rather strange thing to do, but our girl must have her reasons.

Tell us what they are by leaving a comment. I will publish your conjectures on Saturday.

From Hermione's Heart

13 comments:

Kingspan said...

Hilda wasn't allowed to rub after her wet-bottom spanking, but she did at least find a way to dry off.

Anonymous said...

Very cute my dear, but my way is more enjoyable.

kdpierre said...

There are many ways to warm a bottom in winter. Hilda found this method the least noisy.

-or-

Dog: >sniff-sniff< "Oh boy, I think we're having ham for dinner!"

Anonymous said...

Hilda had this brilliant idea that if she pre-warmed her bottom the spanking wouldn't be nearly as bad as it would if she started out with a cold bottom. To her dismay, she discovered the pre-warming had exactly the opposite affect and only exacerbated the affects of the paddle when her boyfriend applied it to her already hot behind.

Leigh Smith said...

A warm up before the warm up.

ronnie said...

This is the only way Hilda's getting a warm bottom today.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Anonymous said...

Hilda thought that if she got her still sore bottom warm and red from the wood stove she could convince her boyfriend that she was still suffering the after affects of last night's spanking and that he'd have pity on her and not follow through on his promise to spank her again this morning. Unfortunately for her, he saw right through her scheme and not only gave her the promised spanking but also gave her an additional paddling for trying to deceive him.

Rather than making Hilda stand in the corner with her red bottom on display, her boyfriend positioned her by the stove in order to intensify the aftermath of the hairbrush spanking he'd administered and reinforce the lesson he'd just paddled into her. The only problem was that Hilda seemed to enjoy the way the fire was spreading the warmth of the spanking to parts other than her bottom.

Fondles said...

If no one's gonna warm my bottom, I guess I'll have to do it myself!

Sir Wendel Jones said...

Giving another meaning to the expression "One hot ass".

Baxter said...

In an effort to prolong the warm feel of her bottom after a spanking, Hilda backed her voluptuous bare bottom up to the stove to see if the heat would transmit.

Anonymous said...

To her great satisfaction, Hilda discovered that after a particularly intense spanking she was actually able to light the stove from the heat given off by her bottom.

Hilda found that when her boyfriend was away and unable to meet her needs, she could stand by the stove and, as her bottom warmed, imagine herself draped over his lap as he delivered a well deserved spanking. And though it wasn't nearly as satisfying as the real thing, the thought of his firm hand smacking her bare, wiggling behind as the radiant heat roasted her backside was enough to make her shudder, bring to mischievous grin to her face, and send her to bed in the right frame of mind to take care of the fire her imagination had ignited by herself.

Hilda's boyfriend had promised her a good girl spanking when he got home that evening, so just before he arrived a very resourceful Hilda decided to get things started by taking care of the customary warmup period so that as soon as he walked in the door she could easily strip naked and put herself across his lap so he could get right down to business. To her delight, she was greatly rewarded for her initiative.

Anonymous said...

Hilda was in a particularly sassy mood when her boyfriend arrived. When she told him her big behind had been so cold she had to resort to standing half-naked by the stove to heat herself, he told her he knew a much more effective way to warm her ample bottom and would gladly give her a demonstration if she didn't behave. Hilda, who had been baiting him for some time in the hope that he would finally take the hint and give her the spanking she craved, gave him a smirk, dropped her long-johns, and told him he wouldn't dare. Later that afternoon, a well-spanked and smiling Hilda found herself standing in the corner, as far away from the stove as her boyfriend would allow, rubbing her red, sore and far from cold bottom, and happily thinking that she'd finally found a man who could handle her and give her large bottom a good warming whenever necessary.

Anonymous said...

The traveling brush salesman let himself in when Hilda called out that the door was unlocked, but was shocked to find her standing beside the stove, warming her beautiful bare bottom. Hilda gave the salesman a sly grin and inquired, "Well, do you know of a better way to heat me up?" "Yes, as a matter of fact I do," the salesman declared as he opened his sample case and set it next to a chair not far from the stove. "Prove it," Hilda taunted. "With pleasure," the salesman as he dragged the wanton woman across his lap for what was going to be a long and serious demonstration of his wares.