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Kingspan: Hilda wasn't allowed to rub after her wet-bottom spanking, but she did at least find a way to dry off.

Anon 1: Very cute my dear, but my way is more enjoyable.

KDPierre: There are many ways to warm a bottom in winter. Hilda found this method the least noisy.

Dog: >sniff-sniff< "Oh boy, I think we're having ham for dinner!"

Anon 2: Hilda had this brilliant idea that if she pre-warmed her bottom the spanking wouldn't be nearly as bad as it would if she started out with a cold bottom. To her dismay, she discovered the pre-warming had exactly the opposite affect and only exacerbated the affects of the paddle when her boyfriend applied it to her already hot behind.

Leigh: A warm up before the warm up.

Ronnie: This is the only way Hilda's getting a warm bottom today.

Anon 3: Hilda thought that if she got her still sore bottom warm and red from the wood stove she could convince her boyfriend that she was still suffering the after affects of last night's spanking and that he'd have pity on her and not follow through on his promise to spank her again this morning. Unfortunately for her, he saw right through her scheme and not only gave her the promised spanking but also gave her an additional paddling for trying to deceive him.

Rather than making Hilda stand in the corner with her red bottom on display, her boyfriend positioned her by the stove in order to intensify the aftermath of the hairbrush spanking he'd administered and reinforce the lesson he'd just paddled into her. The only problem was that Hilda seemed to enjoy the way the fire was spreading the warmth of the spanking to parts other than her bottom.

Fondles: If no one's gonna warm my bottom, I guess I'll have to do it myself!

Sir Wendel: Giving another meaning to the expression "One hot ass".

Hermione: Sam does his best, but he never warms my bottom as much as this stove does.

That was fun! I hope you can all stay for brunch; I'll be serving a blast from the past.