kdpierre: "I'm sorry Percy, but you cannot climb under my dress! It's not that I don't love you, but Lord Likbottom and the gardener are already down there and there's simply no more room!"
HisLordship: "Okay, so what you're say is, this 'N.U.D.E - S.E.L.F.I.E' idea will take 5 days to paint? Well, all I can say either your tits had better be good, or someone invents a quicker way in the future. It'll never catch on by the way."
Anon: The warmth from the first is not the only thing to provide warmth young man, understand?
Yes Ma'am.
Lurvspanking: "But darling, I said I wanted your 'trump' red suited not your rump!"
Hands63: "Look!, the sign says trespassing beyond this point will result in a severe bare bottom spanking!"
Ronnie: Rupert, you can plead all you like but it's Richard's turn to be spanked tonight.
Baxter: Robert, you could have just made a pass at me and gotten to screw me, but you went on and on with your Victorian verbiage and now if you want to go down on me, I will spank your bare bottom first.
Hermione: No Randolph, I don't think it would be fun to spank you with this firescreen.
Please stay for brunch, coming up next.
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