Wednesday, July 16, 2025

Wait Until I Get You Home

Our good friend Rosco sent me some pictures of a local women-run sex shop. He says, "We’ve been going there for years, less so recently because we have everything." I know the feeling!

 

Aren't they lovely? But wait. Let's have a closer look at the sign.

 

The sign says: "NO SPANKING(while in the store) For everyone's safety please save it for the bedroom... or kitchen... hallway... you get it"

Rosco doesn't remember seeing such a sign in the past so perhaps there was some recent activity that prompted its posting. Some people just can't wait!

Slava Ukraini
Glory to Ukraine

From Hermione's Heart

3 comments:

PK Corey said...

I love it! Glad that people were so enthusiastic that they gave it a try though.

Prefectdt said...

I wonder how many people have tried to cook something in the kitchen section of the IKEA store. Perhaps they could do with a similar sign, too :)

Prefectdt

Rosco said...

Thanks for posting this, Hermione. Sorry there was so much glare on the sign.

I have had two instances of store employees jokingly threatening to spank me. The first was when I was buying a riding crop in a western store. She suggested I try a certain small crop, said it would sting plenty, held as though she was going to strike me then laughed it off.

The other experience was in a gas station / convenience store on a lonely highway in Utah. Somehow I mess up the arrangement of soft drinks in the refrigerator when I pulled one out. When I apologized to the two women behind the counter, one said to the other “that’s a spanking offense, isn’t it?”. Could have been interesting, but my wife and kids were just outside in the car.