Wednesday, July 16, 2025

Wait Until I Get You Home

Our good friend Rosco sent me some pictures of a local women-run sex shop. He says, "We’ve been going there for years, less so recently because we have everything." I know the feeling!

 

Aren't they lovely? But wait. Let's have a closer look at the sign.

 

The sign says: "NO SPANKING(while in the store) For everyone's safety please save it for the bedroom... or kitchen... hallway... you get it"

Rosco doesn't remember seeing such a sign in the past so perhaps there was some recent activity that prompted its posting. Some people just can't wait!

Slava Ukraini
Glory to Ukraine

From Hermione's Heart

4 comments:

PK Corey said...

I love it! Glad that people were so enthusiastic that they gave it a try though.

Prefectdt said...

I wonder how many people have tried to cook something in the kitchen section of the IKEA store. Perhaps they could do with a similar sign, too :)

Prefectdt

Rosco said...

Thanks for posting this, Hermione. Sorry there was so much glare on the sign.

I have had two instances of store employees jokingly threatening to spank me. The first was when I was buying a riding crop in a western store. She suggested I try a certain small crop, said it would sting plenty, held as though she was going to strike me then laughed it off.

The other experience was in a gas station / convenience store on a lonely highway in Utah. Somehow I mess up the arrangement of soft drinks in the refrigerator when I pulled one out. When I apologized to the two women behind the counter, one said to the other “that’s a spanking offense, isn’t it?”. Could have been interesting, but my wife and kids were just outside in the car.

Glenmore said...

They should have private rooms available to rent by the hour to try out their merchandise ( soundproof of course) . It would be great for business and a new revenue stream.
Would love to see the expressions of folks leaving the room afterwards!