Recap: Spanko Brunch 2.0 for June 14

Broken implements? Read on!

Bonnie: I still love this question. My dear Randy has become more selective when choosing the implements he uses to spank me. I get fewer opportunities to gloat over spanking contest victories. There are several items in our toy box that outlast my bottom every single time.

But it happens. While decluttering our basement, he found a wooden wall hanging that used to be in his mother’s family room. His twisted mind immediately concluded it needed to be a paddle. And so it was, for about ten hard swats. When I heard it split, I burst into giggles. So much for that punishment session and any semblance of seriousness.

I still got spanked after he found a more reliable paddle, but his best efforts did little to mute my amusement.

Roz: I love this question too! We had a novel flogger years ago that slowly deteriorated so we discarded it, along with a novelty crop.

There was an occasion Rick was using a cane for a serious spanking and was giving quite the lecture during when I heard snap. That was it, we were both in fits of laughter. He did recover enough to continue, but, as Bonnie said, the spanking lost any seriousness at that point.

Barrel: Nope, despite thorough use over 30 years. The only evidence of deterioration our toys show are fraying leather at the end of a strap and two riding crops.

CEM: I've broken wood spoons/spatulas, paddles, canes, switches, knocked the tip off a riding crop, so, yes. But, being "dedicated" as I am, I just grabbed some other implement, and carried on.

Wendel: We bought a Mickey Mouse hand spatula in a gift shop when we visited Disney World a few years ago. I gave the Misses a few whacks with it in the hotel room and it broke. We did not have the nerve to bring it back for a refund.
The real implements designed for beating butts have held the test of time. 

Red: We had a leather metal studded paddle that had a heart shaped hole in the middle. It sort of came apart after many years of using, and the spanking ended. We loved that paddle, as Cindy liked using it in the same spot to make a white heart on my red bottom.   

Rosco: Several times, and yes the spanking continued each time. A couple of riding crops have fallen apart, a leather ping pong paddle.

And several hand cut switches of course - they’re not meant to last.

Ronnie: Ha, yes we have had a couple of implements break. Not serious ones. One was a thin paddle (don’t think it was made of wood) that broke in half that made us both laugh. The spanking didn’t carry on.

Prefectdt: More toys have met their end, coming up against my buttocks, than I care to remember. Mostly it has been pervertables. The last one was a spatula, but my bottom is the legendary graveyard of hairbrushes; they seldom stay the course, once the game is on. Several rattan canes have lost their tips encountering my spanked zone, and one shattered once, but it was over 20 years old (I purchased it in the 1980s). I usually laugh when this happens and yes, the spanking always continues, sometimes because I laughed.     

A.J.: “Had an implement break?”

That would be my hand, so no. (Or her hand if laps are flipped.

We avoid using implements preferring the more intimate hand. On rare occasions a LIGHT strap might be used if my/her hand starts to hurt, a strap picked more for its “slap” sound than anything else.

Yes. Boring. Need to get out more.

Graham: A paddle from a curiosity shop broke. Switches wear out, as mentioned above. Nothing else that I can recall. 

KDPierre: Yes, a lucite paddle we had thought was indestructible broke off at the neck. The spanking continued with another, but not without a good laugh in between. Rosa also took a picture of the broken paddle lying on my beaten butt for posterior posterity. Naturally I made her a new one (with an improved design) and that one has been in faithful service ever since.   

Hermione: We have broken several implements, but the funniest time was when Ron used a wooden spoon on my bare bottom. Afterward, we were in the middle of some erotic activity when we heard a loud "Crack". Ron had left the spoon on the bed and he had lain on it and broken it. He said there were plenty more in the kitchen, and we carried on, giggling.

He has also split a hairbrush and broken a rattan carpet beater while spanking me. The spankings didn't stop; he merely switched to a different implement.  

Slava Ukraini
Glory to Ukraine