Sweet Mixed Bums

One of the first gifts Ron ever gave me was this jar of sweet mixed bums. It is a real pint preserving jar filled with bums. Here is how it looks from all four sides.




























The card attached to the jar contains this sweet little verse:

A jar of bums - all shapes and sizes
Can be quite useful - if need arises


Place in kitchen or bathroom on a shelf
And let every visitor look for him or her self


The neighbour, the teacher, a friend, a brother
Chances are one even looks like your mother!


The "leg man", the "bust man" - try something new
For the "bum man" this jar has been made just for you


It's really quite something - full of surprises
Add scent to the top and it deodorizes!


Whatever your use - it just can't be beat
These bums are for looking - please do not eat!

Not your granny's preserves!