Thursday, April 28, 2011

Whatever Gets the Votes


Canada is having another Federal election soon, and one of the candidates for leadership has a problem with his image. How to make him look less like an infomercial salesman and more like a leader of the second-largest country in the world has been an ongoing dilemma.

This paddle might do the trick. If he promises to spank everyone who votes for him, nobody will care what he looks like.

From Hermione's Heart

8 comments:

joeyred51 said...

The Mayor of Chicago told his party on election day: "Vote early and often." That would be my advice.

widgets said...

He looks like the man who should be elected and given a paddle. Send him south of the boarder and he can start spanking your neighbors into shape. This will be known as THE NATIONAL SPANK INTO SHAPE. Every paddle knows we need it.
Rachel & aj

ronnie said...

Don't know if he is a good or bad candidate but maybe someone should take the paddle to him and tell him to stop caring about him image and concentrate on putting his view across.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Hermione said...

Joey - I've never understood the "vote often" part. It's once per person, right?

Rachel and AJ - That's a brilliant suggestion. He could be a real ASSet!

Ronnie - Actually, he doesn't care about his image, but his handlers do. People don't trust him because he looks like a shady character.

Hugs,
Hermione

joeyred51 said...

In Chicago, loyal supporters of Mayor Daley voted multiple times with the help of the pole watchers who looked the other way.

widgets said...

The ALMIGHTY, she only knows we need it.
Rachel & aj

A.S.S. said...

Very cool... had never seen that cartoon before.

:)
~Todd and Suzy

Hermione said...

Joey - Thanks, I didn't know that.

Rachel - True!

Todd and Suzy - It was a Canadian political cartoon.

Hugs,
Hermione