Saturday, January 14, 2012

Complete the Caption


You know the drill.

Caption this photo by leaving a comment, and I will publish your submissions in the next post.

From Hermione's Heart

19 comments:

Kingspan said...

Her fantasy roleplay - Actress disciplined for missing her Daisy Duke audition - may have been a little unusual, but her boyfriend didn't mind in the least.

Spanky said...
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Spanky said...

Jed: "Jethro, run and tell Granny I'll be late for vittles!"

sunnygirl said...

Oh, Deere. You did say to rev up the engine.

Michael said...

Not a caption but so many farmer's daughters jokes are swirling in my head. Uh oh, brain is overheating. System failure, System failure........

Reboot, Reboot.

Back online.

Caption: "This year's crop looked exceptionally ripe."

Simon said...

The new brochure for Ferguson Farm Equipment had attracted a lot of interest but for some reason their tractors still weren't selling.

Bobbie Jo said...

Come on Hon. We'll have lots of fun if we take this to our favorite spot on the back forty.

Daddy said...

Nothing gets me running like a
" Deere-iere "

Daisychain said...

Her cut offs had been cut a little more than she thought, but why not take advantage of the mistake....

ronnie said...

"Do you like my seat?"

Love,
Ronnie
xx

sixofthebest said...

She say's to him. "With this tractor you planted many things in life. Now for a 'spanking good time', try planting your firm hand on my naked rear end".

Bonnie said...

"Y'all like my southern exposure?"

Spankedhortic II said...

Paddle me faster. I can hear banjos!

Prefectdt

Anonymous said...

Eat my shorts Spanko !..um..yeah,ok,I'll do it !

Anonymous said...

"I've always been an IH Red (International Harvester Red) girl myself. So, what are you going to do about it?"

vfrat25000 said...

Old McDonald had a FARM…Until Daisy got it the Divorce Settlement

Hey COWBOY…I’d say it’s a GOOD DAY to plant some WILD OATS?

If you think I’m cute, you should see my Eight Sisters

Oh Thank You, You are the Best Husband EVER…I have always wanted a LEXUS.

The Publicity Poster Announcing “President Clinton’s Farm Improvement Program”

Well….Hello Mr. Brown….I am Betty Lou from down the Road a Bit…I hear they struck oil on your little old farm?

“You know Clem…I was sitting here pondering something...What’s that Milburn?”
“Is it my imagination or are the ranch hands looking a bit different nowadays?”

“Holy Molly Chester…I would SURE like to SPANK that…!” “Oh for Crying Out Loud Buster…You say the DUMBEST Things Sometimes…Why Would Anybody Want to Spank a Tractor...?”

Lea said...

Joe figured this would work better than an "ON SALE" sign at the local John Deere outlet.

Dave said...

[imho, one of the greatest daisy dukes pix of all time, in history.] swoon*

Anonymous said...

"Daddy said he'd give me the lickin' of my life if he ever caught me in these shorts; but I just don't care--I like how I look in them--and besides my naughy behind could use some attention."