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Window shopping can provide a lot of entertainment, in more ways than one. Here's how you captioned the drawing.


James: A beautiful bottom is a terrible thing to waste.

Michael: ♪ Standing on the corner watching all the girls go by ♪

Six of the best: The woman is shopping for a watch. The man is watching an ass.

Sarah Thorne: A carefree afternoon of window shopping turns into something more when...

Harold thinks, "For every dollar she spends today, that ass is gonna pay later. Ah yes...I can already see the stripes from my belt across her bottom..."

Kingspan: "I wonder why they put the nicest things on the bottom shelf where I have to bend way over to look at them?"

Ronnie: "Mr. Parker is so funny, he thinks I don't know he follows me every Saturday when I go window shopping."

Bobbie-Jo: Miss Jordan has become a right beautiful woman since she was in my fifth grade class. I'd love to give her a spanking for all the trouble she caused me.

I wish that old goat would quit leering at me. I have heard too much about his lecherous ways!

Prefectdt: "If someone would pull this rod out of my ass, I would be able to go and chat her up"

Bonnie: Mr Helms decided that Melanie's voluptuous body would be a bargain at any price.

Vfrat25000: A carefree afternoon of window shopping turns into something more when Old Weird Wally got the shock of his life when he popped Betty Lou on the butt with his walking stick outside Sandy’s Fine Pottery and found out the hard way. Betty Lou was actually Big Dave “The Tow Truck Driver” in drag. Weird Wally is expected to survive.

A carefree afternoon of window shopping turns into something more when Sally Mae met the original Wal-Mart Greeter Bob “Welcome to Wal-Mart” Peterson

A carefree afternoon of window shopping turns into something more when Prudence decided to try a little shoplifting at the River Bend Emporium and found out that canes can be used for something more than walking

A carefree afternoon of window shopping turns into something more when Creepy Carl snickered, grinned, and asked Linda Mae if she wanted to earn $25.00 the hard way. Authorities have not found a trace of Creepy Carl since that warm summer afternoon.

Ricky: Yes, yes, I know I have to go on a diet!

Hermione: That's a mighty fine display. Check out that two for one special!


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