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Kingspan
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Her fantasy roleplay - Actress disciplined for missing her Daisy Duke audition - may have been a little unusual, but her boyfriend didn't mind in the least.
She say's to him. "With this tractor you planted many things in life. Now for a 'spanking good time', try planting your firm hand on my naked rear end".
Old McDonald had a FARM…Until Daisy got it the Divorce Settlement
Hey COWBOY…I’d say it’s a GOOD DAY to plant some WILD OATS?
If you think I’m cute, you should see my Eight Sisters
Oh Thank You, You are the Best Husband EVER…I have always wanted a LEXUS.
The Publicity Poster Announcing “President Clinton’s Farm Improvement Program”
Well….Hello Mr. Brown….I am Betty Lou from down the Road a Bit…I hear they struck oil on your little old farm?
“You know Clem…I was sitting here pondering something...What’s that Milburn?” “Is it my imagination or are the ranch hands looking a bit different nowadays?”
“Holy Molly Chester…I would SURE like to SPANK that…!” “Oh for Crying Out Loud Buster…You say the DUMBEST Things Sometimes…Why Would Anybody Want to Spank a Tractor...?”
"Daddy said he'd give me the lickin' of my life if he ever caught me in these shorts; but I just don't care--I like how I look in them--and besides my naughy behind could use some attention."
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Her fantasy roleplay - Actress disciplined for missing her Daisy Duke audition - may have been a little unusual, but her boyfriend didn't mind in the least.
Jed: "Jethro, run and tell Granny I'll be late for vittles!"
Oh, Deere. You did say to rev up the engine.
Not a caption but so many farmer's daughters jokes are swirling in my head. Uh oh, brain is overheating. System failure, System failure........
Reboot, Reboot.
Back online.
Caption: "This year's crop looked exceptionally ripe."
The new brochure for Ferguson Farm Equipment had attracted a lot of interest but for some reason their tractors still weren't selling.
Come on Hon. We'll have lots of fun if we take this to our favorite spot on the back forty.
Nothing gets me running like a
" Deere-iere "
Her cut offs had been cut a little more than she thought, but why not take advantage of the mistake....
"Do you like my seat?"
Love,
Ronnie
xx
She say's to him. "With this tractor you planted many things in life. Now for a 'spanking good time', try planting your firm hand on my naked rear end".
"Y'all like my southern exposure?"
Paddle me faster. I can hear banjos!
Prefectdt
Eat my shorts Spanko !..um..yeah,ok,I'll do it !
"I've always been an IH Red (International Harvester Red) girl myself. So, what are you going to do about it?"
Old McDonald had a FARM…Until Daisy got it the Divorce Settlement
Hey COWBOY…I’d say it’s a GOOD DAY to plant some WILD OATS?
If you think I’m cute, you should see my Eight Sisters
Oh Thank You, You are the Best Husband EVER…I have always wanted a LEXUS.
The Publicity Poster Announcing “President Clinton’s Farm Improvement Program”
Well….Hello Mr. Brown….I am Betty Lou from down the Road a Bit…I hear they struck oil on your little old farm?
“You know Clem…I was sitting here pondering something...What’s that Milburn?”
“Is it my imagination or are the ranch hands looking a bit different nowadays?”
“Holy Molly Chester…I would SURE like to SPANK that…!” “Oh for Crying Out Loud Buster…You say the DUMBEST Things Sometimes…Why Would Anybody Want to Spank a Tractor...?”
Joe figured this would work better than an "ON SALE" sign at the local John Deere outlet.
[imho, one of the greatest daisy dukes pix of all time, in history.] swoon*
"Daddy said he'd give me the lickin' of my life if he ever caught me in these shorts; but I just don't care--I like how I look in them--and besides my naughy behind could use some attention."
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