Simon: Following the Trumpageddon, jogging suit took on a whole new meaning.
You do realise that this is a very niche fetish, don't you?
kdpierre: Behind-the-scenes research revealed that despite all of those
pornographic "naughty nurse" images to the contrary, THIS is how kinky
enema enthusiasts really dress for play.
Anon 1: Wow, Larry's fart was really bad!!
arched one: OK guys, now our wives can't spank us.
Baxter: first guy: Those naughty wives of ours are up to something, making us wear these suits while we are buck naked inside. second guy: Yah, this effing suit is chafing me something horrible Third guy: There is no fly to pull down to take a wee fourth guy: Why did I agree to my wife's weird fantasy of wearing an astronaut suit? Fifth guy: I feel like the Pillsbury Doughboy in this thing sixth guy: I got you beat on that. I am the Michelin man.
Anon 2: Proof that the class on the criminal behavior of Hillary Clinton went over like a fart in a diving helmet.
Minelle: The anonymous spankers arrived in complete cognito!
Sweetspot: 10. Radiation,smathiation...the next spanking opportunity that come up, I'm taking off these darn mitts.
The crew hadn't been on the road for more than ten minutes when Jerry
and his entire squad had to take a bathroom break. "Didn't I just say,
'Go potty now or you're going to be sorry!' Didn't I just say that!!!"
8. Why those Thursday night strip poker games at Pearl's house last forever.
7. Bob's taking this 'clean out the swamp' thing way to literally.
6. To avoid drawing attention to themselves at the 50 Shades Darker showing, the men all wore a subtle disguise.
The HAZMAT Response Team suspected that this would end up being the
results of Camille's latest attempt at making the perfect meat loaf.
Uniformity in fashion drove Mellissa crazy; before the club's next
outing she would be sure to accessorize with a well-chosen string of
pearls. 3. "Ralph, tell me again why we're wearing toy cars on top of our helmets?"
2. "Trust me Molly, you'll be losing those extra ten lbs. in no time."
1. Worst Halloween ever!
Ronnie: Last one there buys the beers.
Anon 3: When the women saw their husbands approaching, they suddenly realized
that they should have taken seriously the promise the men had made to
"set their bottoms on fire" if they didn't behave.
fifth round of spankings, the heat emanating from the bottoms of the 100
female spank-a-thon participants was so extreme that the next group of
spankers was forced to wear protective gear to even enter the arena.
Sir Wendel: The end result of Teletubbies having sex.
Hermione: The latest in protective spanking gear for women proved to be a short-lived fad. Too many men were turned off by their inability to see the target.