Thursday, February 23, 2017

Complete the Caption

I really don't know what to make of this photo, but my guess is that you will be able to create some really clever captions. Some of them might even be related to spanking, but that's entirely up to you.

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your best efforts on Saturday. I can't wait to see what you come up with.
From Hermione's Heart


Simon said...

Following the Trumpageddon jogging suit took on a whole new meaning.


You do realise that this is a very niche fetish don't you?

kdpierre said...

Behind-the-scenes research revealed that despite all of those pornographic "naughty nurse" images to the contrary, THIS is how kinky enema enthusiasts really dress for play.

Anonymous said...

Wow, Larry's fart was really bad!!

Anonymous said...

OK guys now our wives can't spank us.

Baxter said...

first guy: Those naughty wives of ours are up to something, making us wear these suits while we are buck naked inside.
second guy: yah, this fing suit is chafing me something horrible
Third guy: there is no fly to pull down to take a wee
fourth guy: why did I agree to my wife's weird fantasy of wearing an astronaut suit?
Fifth guy: I feel like the Pillsbury Doughboy in this thing
sixth guy: I got you beat on that. I am the Michelin man.

Anonymous said...

Proof that the class on the criminal behavior of Hilliary Clinton went over like a fart in a diving helmet.

Minielle Labraun said...

The anonymous spankers arrived in complete cognito!

Sweetspot said...

10. Radiation,smathiation...the next spanking opportunity that come up, I'm taking off these darn mitts.
9. The crew hadn't been on the road for more than ten minutes when Jerry and his entire squad had to take a bathroom break. "Didn't I just say, 'Go potty now or you're going to be sorry!' Didn't I just say that!!!"
8. Why those Thursday night strip poker games at Pearl's house last forever.
7. Bob's taking this clean out the swamp thing way to literal.
6. To avoid drawing attention to themselves at the 50 Shades Darker showing, the men all wore a subtle disguise.
5. The HAZMAT Response Team suspected that this would end up being the results of Camille's latest attempt at making the perfect meat loaf.
4. Uniformity in fashion drove Mellissa crazy, before the club's next outing she would be sure to accessorize with a well-chosen string of pearls.
3. "Ralph, tell me again why we're wearing toy cars on top of our helmets?"
2. "Trust me Molly you'll be losing those extra ten lbs. in no time."
1. Worst Halloween ever!

ronnie said...

Last one there buys the beers.


Anonymous said...

When the women saw their husbands approaching, they suddenly realized that they should have taken seriously the promise the men had made to "set their bottoms on fire" if they didn't behave.

After the fifth round of spankings, the heat emanating from the bottoms of the 100 female spank-a-thon participants was so extreme that the next group of spankers was forced to wear protective gear to even enter the arena.

WendelJones said...

The end result of Teletubbies having sex.