Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Out of Order

Ron and I had quite a merry spanking session last Saturday. He had chosen four implements—a long black strap, a rattan carpet beater, a short brown leather paddle, and a black and red ping pong paddle—and arranged them on the bed for my inspection. A shiver ran down my spine when I realized what was in store.

I obediently removed my jeans and panties and got into position. Ron's usual habit was to give me several swats with each of the four implements in turn, and so he began. The leather strap seemed especially fierce that day, but the carpet beater was even worse. My attempt to dodge a swat only rewarded me with a whack on my calves and another on my thighs. The short leather paddle came as something of a relief and seemed almost gentle in comparison. The ping pong paddle too was not so bad, or maybe it only seemed that way because my bottom was warming up.

Ron cycled through the implements again, as he usually did. But as the spanking continued,  he often applied a few whacks with something that was not officially next.

"Out of order!" I cried.

"I just wanted to see if you were paying attention," Ron replied.

A few minuted later, it happened again. I got the carpet beater when it was actually the short leather paddle's turn.

"Out of order," I exclaimed again. "What's the matter? Are you getting bored?" Ron chuckled. "Maybe I should put labels on them. 1, 2, 3..."

Ron had a better idea. "No, A, B, C, D. Let's see... Ass, Bum, Caboose, Derrière. That sounds about right."

We both roared with laughter at his cleverness, and the spanking progressed in a very upbeat manner.

From Hermione's Heart


Roz said...

LoL Hermoine, love the fun you and Ron have :) Love Ron's ABC's.


Anonymous said...

Nothing wrong with a good fun spanking. It's nice to be able to laugh while your bottom is getting spanked and Ron's humor shows up at the right time LOL.

abby said...

I love Ron's quick wit...sure adds fun and laughter to the 'occasion'.
hugs abby

Our Bottoms Burn said...

Clever lad he is

Minelle Labraun said...

It sounds like you had a wonderful time. I love the laughter!

Leigh Smith said...

Great sense of humor, glad you enjoyed the wit, I sure did.

Meredith Malloy said...

Delicious indeed!

sub hub in phx said...


an English Rose said...

Oh Hermione, I don't fancy that carpet beater at all, sounds nasty!
love Jan,xx

Katie said...

LOL Hermione!! :) Looks like you two had a fun time!

"I just wanted to see if you were paying attention." Sounds like something Rob would say! Loved your "out of order" as well! Many hugs,

<3 Katie

Spankingly Good Time said...

That sounds like so much fun and a great way to keep things interesting.

A. Lurker said...


Ni Na said...

Hi Hermione, it is great that you had so much fun, ... especially with such an impressive implement like that carpet beater nearby. Glad you had that kind of quality time.



Erica said...

Oh, that Ron. Nothing like a good belly laugh with your spanking. :-)

ronnie said...


A fun spanking. Do love Ron's sense of humour.


Cat said...

LOL Hermione...Ron's ABC's are very clever. So happy to read how you and Ron enjoy each other.

Hugs and Blessings...

Hermione said...

Roz - So did I.

Arched one - A good fun spanking is so right for us.

abby - He's really on the ball sometimes.

Bogey - That's why I love him.

Minelle - We did. It was a riot.

Leigh - He does have a wonderful sense of humour.

Meredith - That's a perfect way to describe it.

sub hub - Yes, it was.

Jan - It isn't as bad as the delrin one.

Katie - It's fun to try to get a rise out of him.

SGT - Welcome!

A. Lurker - Thanks.

Nina - We make time for it, even during busy times.

Ronnie - I love it too.

Cat - I thought he was inspired!