Saturday, November 8, 2014

You Completed the Caption

Tim: Miss Stern felt that children were never too young to learn about the benefits of discipline.

Six of the best: "I would LOVE to take "six of the best" upon my bare bottom with this whip, from SIX OF THE BEST.

Simon: 30 minutes to lace myself into these boots and he decides that he's changed his mind about trying S&M! Well not until I've tried out the crop at least.

Nina: No, sweetheart, you got that wrong. I did not say you are Batman, I said you have been a bad boy. Now get over my knee!

Jon: OMG, Did she wander in from someone else's fantasy?

Rollin: "Holy high heels, Batman. I guess the sex change operation was a complete success."

Arched one: Don't look so worried dear you told me you needed spanking, and I felt this would be a good outfit to wear while spanking you. Now get your clothes off and present your bottom to me.

A. Lurker: All dressed up and no one to spank.

Lady Cruella's retro spanking special - 1 lash for every lacing eyelet on her boots!

Mardi Gras eye-mask - $50
Little black Dior dress - $2500
Louboutin boots - $5000
Finally giving Ghomeshi what he deserves - priceless!

King Marshal: this is some surprise to you...get over here and get across my lap!

Ronnie: What a surprise John will have when he seems my new outfit.

Ricky: Ooops! Err, sorry about that! Wrong room, I guess. Umm, umm, err, well, excuse me! (Gulp!)

Baxter: Woman: I read the naughty spanking novel you wrote yourself and it described the getup of the woman, so I went and outfitted myself just like this. Now, you will bare your bottom, bend over and hold on to the chair while I cane you repeatedly, just as you described in your novel. You know I love you and I want you to experience your fantasies.
Man: GULP!

Minelle: "I'm not used to this role, but I'll give it a try... Unless you want to spank me instead?"

Kingspan: When the campaign manager suggested a candid photo of the Senator relaxing at home, this isn't quite what he had in mind.

Terri: "Good grief! Eva, what the hell?! The Boss is going to have a FIT if he sees you in that get-up--and you REALLY don't want to know what that means." Magda warned her associate. "I think I have an idea," Eva replied, nervously rubbing her rear. "But it'll be worth it, if only to make him pay more attention to ME than that bloody parliament for a day!"

(Trust me, you don't want to know if you didn't work it out)

Dr. Ken: "What, this old thing?"

Prefectdt: When Penny had suggested that they try some role playing, this was not what Boris expected and he almost dropped his Dungeons and Dragons game box, as he entered the room.

Hermione: Mistress Lilian was always ready for Hallowe'en. She never had to think of a costume to wear.

For more fun and games, please come back for brunch.
From Hermione's Heart

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