Sunday, September 3, 2023

Spanko Brunch 2.0 #503

Welcome one and all! Two weeks ago we talked about places where we would dread being spanked. Our dear friend Jean Marie suggested a topic that springboards off that one.

Is there anyone (in our community or not, in pop culture, past or present) who you would dread receiving a spanking from?

Please leave your response as a comment, and I will publish an edited summary of our discussion once everyone has had an opportunity to respond.

Slava Ukraini
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From Hermione's Heart

12 comments:

Bonnie said...

This is where fantasy and reality diverge. I might imagine or even dream about what it might feel like to receive a good spanking from this person or that person, but I don't really want that. Randy and I are monogamous and spanking rests at the very core of our relationship. It would not feel right to share my body and my sexuality with someone else.

So I guess there are a lot of spankers I would dread. Nothing personal. It's just me.

hopelessy hot said...

Being a male and in California, Madonna, heard you do not wind up over that woman's knee.

Midwest Reader said...

Serena Williams.

While to be spanked by Ms. Williams would be one of my "OK, I've finished what I need to on this plane of existence" moments she is probably 3x stronger than me, 4x stronger than any partner I have played with, and has the arm strength and sweep to practice professional-level tennis for multiple hours/day. It would be a very... intense situation.

Jean Marie said...

I fantasize about being spanked by MANY men and women (but that's a different question).
What inspired THIS question was seeing three different men exercise their kinky craft on film.
First, there's Ed Lee, he's known for starting out spanking very hard and very fast and just increasing the intensity from there for long OTK sessions filmed by Nu West.
Next is Dallas from Dallas Spanks Hard fame, who is infamous for wetting the target area and paddling it until it's red, raw, and worn-out.
Finally, there is Michael Masterson from Real Spanking Network/Institute. He's on tape demonstrating his proficiency with sorority paddle, switch, leather strap, burnishing the unlucky butts of a bevy of bottoms.
These three gentleman scare the pee out of me! Boyfriends have put on their VHS tapes or DVD discs to get me in the mood, but the opposite happens. Maybe sometime (if it hasn't been discussed already), we can address hypothetical spankers we HAVE fantasized about getting it from...

Dan - A Disciplined Hubby said...

The Pretenders have a song called "Bad Boys Get Spanked," and Chrissie Hynde just seems like the type who wouldn't hold back when spanking a bad boy.

Jean Marie referenced Michael Masterson. I imagine that if he wanted to spank a man, it would be one to remember.

WendelJones said...

There really is not anyone famous I would fear getting spanked by. Hard to fear what will never have a chance to happen.
I would dread getting a spanking from my mother again. Growing up she dished out some good spankings with her paddle. I could not sit down for a couple of hours after one of her paddlings.

Mark said...

Mrs Lion springs to mind...Lion's bottom usually looks pretty sore post spanking! On the definite don't want... anyone from Rigid Lupus East! Not nice.

Spankers to dread is not a subject that I have given a lot of thought. Many of Prefectdt's spankers have the opposite effect, thinking that I'd like them to spank me...

Roz said...

This is a great question. I have thought more about who I would like to be spanked by rather than who I wouldn't so I'm not really sure. Not in the kink world, but perhaps Jason Momoa as I think he would pack a mighty punch!

Hugs
Roz

Prefectdt said...

Historically, Queen Ranavalona I of Madagascar. She was known for being utterly ruthless, with those who displeased her.

In contemporary times, Cassie Hunter springs to mind. I have enjoyed watching her canings on video more times than I can remember. She can go a lot harder than I think that this little amateur could handle. But if I ever got the chance to play with her, it would be hard to resist asking her to go full on (yes, I was the little boy who could never turn down a dare). Just to say that I had experienced her at her harshest. Luckily, she lives in Singapore now, as far as I know.

Prefectdt

Anonymous said...

She is no longer alive, Maureen O'Hara. In her book she talks of a unruly child actor, that she had enough and gave him a spanking. She stated a very sound spanking. Just the look in her eyes, I would dread being spanked by her, for I would know very quickly she knew how to give a spanking and how long to give. Jack

Anonymous said...

I can't answer this one. Can't imagine someone I would dread that I would allow her to "do me."

But here's one - The 16th century British Navy.

I'm just a few pages from finishing the book, "The Wager," by David Grann. I heard him interviewed on NPR and went out and bought the book.

The H.M.S. Wager is a ship of the line that left Portsmouth England in August of 1740. By March of 1741 it turned west to get around Cape Horn.
The Wager managed to get around the Horn, but not the tremendous and infamous seas. Ten-months out of Portsmouth in those mountainous seas, the ship began to break apart. The crew soon found themselves shipwrecked castaways on Chilean part of Patagonia. A small island with very few edible plants and no game except birds.

The men got hungry! Three got caught stealing food from their limited supplies.

"In reviewing the Articles of War, it was determined that "the crime did not touch life" and thus did not merit the death penalty. Instead each man was condemned to be administered SIX HUNDRED lashes - an amount so extreme that it would be administered in increments of 200, over three days. Otherwise, it would be lethal."

No kidding! Surprisingly, some of the castaways thought that insufficient!
The sentences were carried out.

"(His) shirt had been ripped off, exposing his back; stones of ice struck him first. Then one of the men seized the whip and, WITH ALL HIS MIGHT began to thrash..."

Two hundred like that; another 200 the following day, 200 more the third day. The first to pick up the whip was so tired after 50 lashes, he gave up the whip to another, who also tired. And so on...

The last to be flogged, like the first two, after his 3rd and final flogging, was taken to a nearby island and left on his own. He died the next day.

And thus ends today's literary reading.

A.J.

PS: Flogging was abandoned by the Royal Navy 138 years later as a method of ship discipline. But - it is still a legal punishment to this day.

Anonymous said...

I would be very scared of a spanking from Miss Rachel from Austin. For me she is the deadly combination of a extremely beautiful woman who spanks really spanks really hard. I would be like a moth drawn to a flame. I am also scared of Miss Jenn from Seattle, but in a good way. S