Showing posts with label grammar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label grammar. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 10, 2025

Still More Mondegreens

I've got a million of them! Well, not a million, but plenty more.







And here are even more, thanks to sharp-eyed Fondles, who found these "Eggcorns".

 

The comments are pretty good too.

 

 

Slava Ukraini
Glory to Ukraine

From Hermione's Heart

Thursday, December 4, 2025

More Mondegreens

I once worked with a woman who called dachshunds "Datsuns" and another woman who talked about a "human cry" (hue and cry).







I would unfriend that person too!


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Glory to Ukraine

From Hermione's Heart

Thursday, November 20, 2025

Some Mondegreens for your Enjoyment

A mondegreen is a misunderstood or misinterpreted word or phrase resulting from a mishearing of the lyrics of a song. Let's stretch that definition to include words or phrases other than songs, and here's what happens.

 




And some that are not mondegreens, just misused words, but they're funny anyway.



Happy Thursday!



Slava Ukraini
Glory to Ukraine

From Hermione's Heart

Wednesday, April 19, 2023

Say What?

There used to be a website called Mondegreen; a repository of misheard song lyrics. It was named for the misunderstood line in a folk song, "And laid him on the green." The author misinterpreted this line as "And Lady Mondegreen." Nowadays, the lyrics of any song can be Googled in an instant, but that wasn't always the case.

My mother once had a notebook filled with the carefully written lyrics of all her favourite 50's songs. One song was "That's Amore", and the line that puzzled me appeared in the notebook as "When the stars make you drool just like parsnip arool". What the heck was parsnip arool? Not a dish she had ever cooked. It wasn't until years later that I listened carefully and realized it was her interpretation of "pasta fazool". Fair enough. Italian food was not something anyone in my childhood home had ever heard of, let alone eaten.

The last line of the jingle announcing a popular 60's comedy "Car 54, Where Are You", about cops in New York City, had me stumped. For as long as the show ran, I heard, "Khrushchev's due at Idlewild" as "Khrushchev's due and I go wild". The penny finally dropped when I found out what and where Idlewild airport was.

So now there's a subreddit called r/boneappletea (bon appetit) for common words and phrases that some folks get wrong. Here are just a few:

 




 





Slava Ukraini
Glory to Ukraine

From Hermione's Heart

Wednesday, March 1, 2023

First of March Fun

To usher in a new month with the promise of springtime, here are a few more clever pictures and cartoons to make you smile. I need a reason to smile at the moment. I took a tumble this morning when I went out with the dogs. An icy patch that I didn't see had formed right outside the back door. Luckily for me, I landed on my bum, so it wasn't all bad!

 










Rabbit!

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Glory to Ukraine

From Hermione's Heart

Wednesday, February 15, 2023

Things that make you go "Hmmm"














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From Hermione's Heart

Wednesday, February 8, 2023

These will make you think

Are you ready for today's grammar lesson? Don't worry, it won't hurt a bit.













Thank you, Ron, for passing these along to me.



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From Hermione's Heart

Friday, February 21, 2020

Friday FAIL


As you all know, I'm a stickler for grammar, and scare quotes are one of my pet peeves. Putting unnecessary quotation marks around a word implies sarcasm, and that the word does not really mean what you think it means. Consider the following three sentences:

"Congrats" on your baby.
Congrats on "your" baby.
Congrats on your "baby".

See what I mean?

Here are some more unnecessary quotes that would earn their authors a paddling if I had my way.




























Happy Friday!
From Hermione's Heart