Showing posts with label keywords. Show all posts
Showing posts with label keywords. Show all posts

Sunday, April 27, 2008

An Apology to Harry Potter Fans


Or not.

For a while I felt a little guilty about choosing a blog name that
might attract vanilla people legitimately searching for Harry Potter-related sites. But that was before I read the keyword search in my blog statistics record.

These are not the work of vanilla fans:

  • hermione spanking
  • hermione's knickers
  • harry potter spanking hermione
  • hermione professor personal question how old are you
  • hermione snape spanked hard
  • hermione undressing
  • harry hermione spanked
  • lift skirt hermione granger
  • punishment spank granger hermione
  • spank hermione granger
  • spanking hermione

I sense a theme here. Exactly what are you people hoping to find?


Isn't J.K. Rowling's Hermione a perfectly lovely girl, accomplished, intelligent, resourceful, helpful, loyal and kind to animals? Much like myself, I might add. Why do you want to see her punished?


The only keyword that might have been a legitimate search was simply hermione.


The ones I could tell were directed specifically to this blog were several variations on hermione's heart.


So I don't owe anyone an apology after all. You supposed HP fans are just looking for proof that Hermione deserves a good spanking and gets one. Or several.