The pop of a ball hitting a raquet punctuated by a loud 'gnnuh!' has become a familiar sound at professional tennis matches.
What if that sentence were altered to read:
The pop of a paddle hitting a bottom punctuated by a loud 'gnnuh!' has become a familiar sound at professional spanking matches.
Sigh. If only... but I digress. the article goes on to say:
Female tennis players are spoiling the game with their loud grunts.
Would the writer say that about female spankees? I think not. Vocalization is merely a way we show our appreciation for a bottom-warming.
Some statistics on the cries of various female tennis players:
Victoria Azarenka - 95 decibels
Monica Seles - 93.2
Maria Sharapova - 105
For the sake of comparison, a lion's roar is 110 decibels.
When you find yourself OTK, how does your volume compare to the ones above? Louder, softer, or about the same?
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