Monday, June 30, 2008

Kinky Crafts



Every day I receive an e-mail from Martha Stewart's website with a new craft idea. Many of them are pretty mundane, but some have a decidedly kinky aura. Here are some that might be vanilla, but then again, might not be.


Belt buckle picture frame (to preserve the memories of all those lovely spankings)

Cane top table (what to do with worn out or outgrown canes)

Peg rack (for displaying implements)

Memory board (for photos of red, striped or marked bottoms)

Portable study station (obviously doubles as a spanking bench)

Gateleg sewing table (folds down when not in use for discipline)

Shibori scarf (for bondage with that elegant touch)

Spectacular pillows (to elevate the bottom just enough)

Japanese beads (perfect to wear with leather)

Birch trivets (a tasteful way to reuse those birch rods)

And then there was the video called "Five creative uses for household items". I leave that one to your imagination.

7 comments:

Bonnie said...

Hermione,

Let's not forget St Andrew's coat rack.

Hugs,
Bonnie

Hermione said...

LOL - that's a good one, Bonnie, but I didn't see it on her website. Maybe I could suggest it, though.

I can see a theme for a week of Martha's programs here.

Hugs,
Hermione

Terpsichore said...

I was just at a craft store today and saw some things that woke up the spanko in me :-)

Hermione said...

Terpsichore - I know that feeling!

Hugs,
Hermione

Michael said...

Wickedly funny, Hermione. Maybe Martha picked up a few things in prison and is not so vanilla after all. ;)

Michael

Hermione said...

Michael - Maybe she discovered it's a good thing!

Dave said...

Martha Stewart..ugh. but a belt buckle picture frame? Hm! maybe she's a Kinko.

I wonder if she would have taken a good hot spanking instead of prison?

:-)

Dave