A mature woman's sensitive, sometimes humorous, and always uniqueperspective on consensual, erotic spanking.
"Do you feel lucky punk" said Dirty Harriet.
Spank me or else suffer the consequences.
1/ "Hey tough guy, gonna show me your pistol?"2/ "I told you I'd kill you if you ever tried that again!"3/ The guy is thinking "She's totally naked and we just had sex so where the hell did she hide that gun?"
Just remember you can’t shoot first and spank later.
Hey Sergeant Henderson, when the Captain said to relax when waiting for the next exercise I’m not sure he meant quite that relaxedWOW! Debbie does NOT like losing at strip poker.Yes Captain, we see the assailant with the gun. She hasn’t seen us. We are very close to her. Squad A, I want you to grab her, take away the gun and handcuff her.Uhhhh Captain…About that “grab her” idea, we have a small problem!May I speak to Dr. Jameson right away please?This is Dr. Jameson.Dr. Jameson this is Peter White, the patient you told to take his spoiled wife over his knee and paddle her pink. You said she would love me for it. Well it didn’t work out quite the way I expected. That’s how I like my women: Armed & NakedBetty’s friend advised her to always play hard to get. It made the men want her that much more.
She was hot and naked - I never even noticed the gun.
It was a dark and stormy night ...
"If I shoot him in the knee, he can't turn me over it and spank me.....Hmmmm.....I may have to re-think this..."
From the man - "OK, you don't have to go that far, I'll spank you."Love,Ronniexx
The limited ability to stay upright in her high heels was making Jill's life as a hit woman very hard.Prefectdt
Here displayed is a HOT SHOT, who needs a HOT BOT. That's saying a LOT.
Answer honestly now:do these shoes make my bum look fat?
When she pulled the trigger, a little flag popped out that said "Bang!" So they did.
Hi Hermione,I'm on another roll today imagining what this picture could be:1/ A scene from the never released sequel Naked Gun 692/ After the divorce, Sony and Cher's never released last video "I Shot you Babe" 3/ The making of the video for the song "I Shot the Sheriff"4/ A whole new definition to the expression "film shoot"- - - and last but not least (groan) - - -Shoot films, not people!R.
Where did she hide the gun? In her 'hole-ster', of course...MR
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