Friday, August 30, 2013

Friday FAIL

For your amusement I have gathered a few fashion FAILs from around the Interwebs.

 How many times do I have to say it. Lululemon leggings are not for cycling.

 Grumpy cat shorts? Um, no. Just no.

 Chunky necklace or slave collar? Stupidly unfashionable or strangely erotic?

 I might be tempted to wear these at a Google convention.

The comment below the picture says it all:

"I have so many questions! Man or woman? Thong or just a hungry butt?

Thanks, Sarah, for that last picture.

From Hermione's Heart


Anonymous said...

I'm from the "old school" where people had pride in what they wore and how they looked. these pictures just confirm some people are just too stupid to dress without parent approval.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Hermione. Actually, I liked the photo of the Geek.


Roz said...

LoL Hermione, the grumpy cat shorts cracked me up, as did the caption to the last one. Not sure I wanna know the answers! LoL


Erica said...

I giggled at the Geek shorts! What's up with that necklace? That looks horribly uncomfortable, and smooshing one's hair underneath it is unflattering. What are fashion people thinking sometimes?

Aimless Rambling said...

The necklace looks awful, the guy in the grey sweat shorts, yuk. The others are bad too. Friday Fails definitely.

ronnie said...

Who on earth would wear the grumpy cat shorts. All fails.

Thanks Hermione.


Sarah said...

As horrid (and funny) as these are to look at, it's truly awful when we see them in person.
Definite fails!!!
Thanks for sharing :$

Enzo said...

OK I will have to be the odd man out again...
Agreed all are fails except for the first one. She appears to at least have some nice panties on plus a cute ass.

Obviously not the smartest fashion choice (or better said not the smartest clothing choice), but I would love to see a vision like this during my bike ride. In fact this inspires me to write a brief story...for fear of hijacking your post I wont go into here.

A. Lurker said...

Hi Hermione,
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the person in the last picture at a Walmart? I am judging by the logo on the post behind her. A Walmartian would be very apropos, no?

Also, hate to admit it but I like those cat shorts.

Have a relaxing long weekend!

Hermione said...

Arched one - I'm with you, but then, I wore a school uniform for 11 years, and appearance counted.

Joey - Those pants would be conversation starters.

Roz - I'd rather not know.

Erica - Maybe they're struggling to come up with something original.

Sunny - I'm glad you agree.

Ronnie - Not me, that's for sure.

Sarah - Thankfully, I have seen very few in real life.

Enzo - I can understand the appeal if you were cycling behind her. I'd love to read your story.

A. Lurker - It looks rather upscale to be a Walmart (nice wood floors) but I agree, the logo gives it away. So s/he fits right in, no questions asked.

As an aside, Blogger spellchecker underlined Walmart in red and suggested "Wallchart". WTF?


abby said...

Actually the cat one made me think...'needy pussy'...
hugs abby

Hermione said...

Abby - You naughty girl!


Julia said...

Wow, those sure all were fails, big time! Its sad, I am a Walmart shopper but I have run into more weird people there then anywhere else. :)

And that necklace thing, really? wtf

Kenzie said...

Oh wow, yea those are some serious fails that's for sure! Thanks for sharing.

Minielle Labraun said...

Those cat shorts...I am half cracking up and half speechless!

Hermione said...

Julia - I agree, what's up with that necklace?

Kenzie - My pleasure.

Minelle - Pretty creative, to say the least.


Unknown said...

personally, I think more women should buy Lululemon leggings... but that is just the male viewpoint... and we appreciate the view...
bottoms up