Sunday, August 25, 2013

You Completed the Caption

You were all extremely creative today - motivated by the lady's attire, or lack thereof, I suspect.

Simon: "Do you feel lucky punk" said Dirty Harriet.

Sunnygirl: Spank me or else suffer the consequences.

A. Lurker: "Hey tough guy, gonna show me your pistol?"

"I told you I'd kill you if you ever tried that again!"

The guy is thinking, "She's totally naked and we just had sex so where the hell did she hide that gun?"

A scene from the never released sequel Naked Gun 69

After the divorce, Sony and Cher's never released last video "I Shot you Babe"

The making of the video for the song "I Shot the Sheriff"

A whole new definition to the expression "film shoot"

- - - and last but not least (groan) - - -

Shoot films, not people!

Sir Wendel: Just remember you can’t shoot first and spank later.

Vfrat25000: Hey Sergeant Henderson, when the Captain said to relax when waiting for the next exercise I’m not sure he meant quite that relaxed

WOW! Debbie does NOT like losing at strip poker.

Yes Captain, we see the assailant with the gun. She hasn’t seen us. We are very close to her.
Squad A, I want you to grab her, take away the gun and handcuff her.
Uhhhh Captain…About that “grab her” idea, we have a small problem!

May I speak to Dr. Jameson right away please?
This is Dr. Jameson.
Dr. Jameson this is Peter White, the patient you told to take his spoiled wife over his knee and paddle her pink. You said she would love me for it. Well it didn’t work out quite the way I expected.

That’s how I like my women: Armed & Naked

Betty’s friend advised her to always play hard to get. It made the men want her that much more.

Anon: She was hot and naked - I never even noticed the gun.

Ricky: It was a dark and stormy night...

Answer honestly now: do these shoes make my bum look fat?

Dr. Ken: "If I shoot him in the knee, he can't turn me over it and spank me.....Hmmmm.....I may have to re-think this..."

Ronnie: From the man - "OK, you don't have to go that far, I'll spank you."

Prefectdt: The limited ability to stay upright in her high heels was making Jill's life as a hit woman very hard.

Six of the best: Here displayed is a HOT SHOT, who needs a HOT BOT. That's saying a LOT.

Kingspan: When she pulled the trigger, a little flag popped out that said "Bang!" So they did.

Hermione: The man says "Okay, okay, you don't have to stand in the corner. Now put down the gun."

Thanks for participating. I hope to see you all again next week; same bat time, same bat channel.

From Hermione's Heart

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