Thursday, August 11, 2016

Complete the Caption

Our time machine has taken us back to the 18th century so that we can catch a glimpse of life 300 years ago. Was life so very different then, or are these two just as enthusiastic about spanking as we are today?

Complete the caption by leaving a comment and I will publish your reflections on Saturday.
From Hermione's Heart

8 comments:

kdpierre said...

Him: "I envision a future, perhaps in the Colonies, where men can be free."
Her: "Men can be free? Men can be free!?............ Give me that pen! I envision a future where women are in control..................and there's toilet paper. Yes, definitely toilet paper."

Simon said...

The Marquis was trying to think of a name for the activities described in his book. Somehow Alphonsism didn't seem quite right.

Leigh Smith said...

"Our morning escapades allow me to get smoothly through the day, dear. They help me find the words.

Anonymous said...

"I think I shall write a letter to my mother, asking her to spend the summer with us."
"Oh dear, let me write it for you. I'll convince her to brave the horrors and discomfort of travel."

Baxter said...

I told you to write down a list of things you should be spanked for and there you are day dreaming. Well time is up! get up, strip naked and go stand in the corner while I retrieve the hairbrush and tawse. Maybe you will learn a lesson.

Sir Wendel Jones said...

That is quite enough work for one day dear. Time to declare your belt on my very naughty bottom so I can proclaim out loud.

ronnie said...

Reginald was thinking back on the delights of last night when he had his wife naked over his desk.

Love,
Ronnie
xx

Vfrat25000 said...

Him
Too bad there is no such thing as a cheerleader in the colonial times.
Her
Who says there isn’t darling? Fight…Fight…Win!!! Want me to do a handstand?

Great I am “three sheets to wind” drunk and she wants to play!

Who put this poison ivy in my pocket?

Come on you old goat! Give me that Viagra Feather. Its time to get this ship sailing!

Great, I’m Horney and the old fart is sound asleep with his eyes open. That is so creepy!

Sir Charles, I have my “The Queen is so fat her cereal bowl needs a lifeguard!” panties on. You know that is a criminal offense. I must be punished..Right?