What are these two intense individuals discussing?
Ronnie: OK let's toss, loser does the ironing.
Simon: Apparently Geoff was not quite as rich as he had claimed before the wedding, thought Sally.
Julie: Oh boy... I'm about to get paddled...
Her: I was just thinking: why couldn't I be married to Rock Hudson instead of you? Him: That's funny. I was thinking the same thing.
She: The only reason I'm sitting here with this cigarette is that I'm
hoping he'll take his belt to me for smoking. But how can I tell him
that? He: The only reason I'm not ironing is that I'm hoping she'll
take her hairbrush to me for not doing my chores. But how can I tell
Lucy: They both sat there thinking about how long it was taking the mailman to deliver the new paddle she ordered.
arched one: I don't know why you have to look at magazines like that. When I'd done
with this cigarette you better be naked, you are getting one hard
ricky: If thoughts could be communicated somehow: He: Why does she smoke so much? She: It's the only thing that gets me hot. If you want me to stop, well, then it's up to you now, isn't it? He: Yeah, well, OK, but I'm kind of tired. She: Men!!!
Him : "hope Julie's spanking was not too bad and she was not injured" Her : "I'd very much like to be in her place"
Together: It’s so hot I don’t even feel like getting a spanking.
js666: OK, babe. We've put this off long enough. Finish the cig and get over my knee.
Michael M: The generator is your department OK, so no you can't damn well spank me for not finishing your shirt yet.
He: "Well, it's not going to iron itself. Perhaps a good spanking would motivate her..."
She: "Will he spank me tonight?"
He: "Will she spank me tonight?"
Thank you everyone for your creative interpretations. Please do stay for brunch. It will be served shortly, and everyone is welcome.