Friday, February 6, 2009

The Show Must Go On

It could have happened to anyone. Ron came home yesterday and showed me his right hand. One finger was very bruised and swollen. Somehow he had managed to get into a disagreement with a revolving door, and the door had won. Of course, I was very concerned and sympathetic.

"But that's your spanking hand!"
"So it is."

Ron turned me around and gave me an experimental swat on the bottom.
"Ouch," I said appreciatively.

"OW," Ron echoed. He didn't sound happy. But then, in an attempt to reassure me, "I'll have to use the cane."

The cane? He must be joking, right? There were other implements he could hold just as easily. More easily, in fact. The cane was heavy, and long, and . . . Maybe I'd better get some aspirin and ice to help his hand get back to normal.

Or maybe not.

From Hermione's Heart


Anonymous said...

Hermione, Ron knows how to get the last laugh it seems, though it could be fun all the same.

Best of luck...


Jay Walker said...

Sometimes I just don't get the male sense of humour.
Hugs, Jay

ronnie said...

Ron sounds like he has a great sense of humour.

Would have liked to see your face when he mentioned the cane Hermione.

Have a good weekend.

Tiggs said...

That sounds just like something my dear Dante would have said! ROFL!

Hugs (and a soft pillow in advance?)


I love being caned, can't understand what you're whining about :-)

You could try getting Ron to try and learn to use his other hand. It is always useful to have a spanker around that has learned how to tackle the task from both sides.


Hermione said...

Mina - Yes, he certainly comes up with some good ones!

Jay - I'll admit it took me a while to appreciate it.

Ronnie - He does indeed. And I really wasn't sure whether he was joking or not.

Tiggs - We ROFL quite a lot around here!

Prefectdt - I am whining because the cane in question is a regular wooden walking stick. I think that would be a bit much for a first caning.

Yes, he really should learn to use both hands equally. I suggested shovelling snow with alternate arms as a way of practising and building up strength in the non-dominant arms.


dwcmike said...

Hermione: men all always inventive. (You should know that by now.) Even if he has to duct tape the cane to his hand to make certain it is effective.

Em said...

Why is it that men seem to leap immediately to the cane when their spanking plans are interrupted?

Dante d'Amore said...

The cane?


Perfect response.

I love it!


I can see your point now. Perhaps you should buy a nice, flexible rattan cane.


Hermione said...

Mike - Where there's a will, there's a way!

Em - So there's a pattern? Interesting.

Dante - Thanks. I did too.

Prefectdt - Yes, I should be able to choose my own weapon.

Scunge said...

Maybe the Evil back scratcher instead? Ooh look my word is subis!