Saturday, February 28, 2009

Apple Bottoms


Last week I walked by a small shop and in the window I saw a sign that looked very much like the one above. Apple Bottoms? That sounded like a spanko possibility. Unfortunately the shop was closed so I couldn't go in and investigate.

So I did the next best thing. I Googled it. Seems that Apple Bottoms is a line of clothing "...exclusively designed for females with amazing curves..." and is both "a fashion and a lifestyle brand..."

Aren't these jeans fabulous? I hope my curves are amazing enough to fit into a pair just like them. 

From Hermione's Heart

14 comments:

Princess said...

I actually bought an Apple Bottom t-shirt last week! LoL! Just thought I'd share that with you...lol.

Michael said...

Fabulous name - Apple Bottoms, fabulous jeans, and I'm sure your curves are amazing and fabulous enough to fit into a pair just like them, Hermione. :)

Michael

Dr. Ken said...

Hermione--
Apparently you never heard the rap song, "Low", by Flo Rider.....

"Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the flo (she hit the flo)
Next thing u kno
Shawty got low low low low low low low low
Them baggy sweat pants
And the reeboxs with the straps (with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a slap (heeey)
She hit the flo (she hit the flo)
Next thing u kno
Shawty got low low low low low low low low"

Dr. Ken

Hermione said...

Princess - That's quite a coincidence.

Michael - I hope so. I have plenty of curves to spare!

Dr. Ken - The local radio stations play rap, so I'm not familiar with that song. Thanks for enlightening me!

Hugs,
Hermione

SPANKEDHORTIC said...

Is there a granny smith apple bottom range for the middle aged, like me? :-)

Prefectdt

pammie said...

Hahahaha... great minds think alike. I was working on a jeans story this morning.

Stay tuned.

pammie

Abby said...

Hi Hermione! I think this is the funniest name for a brand. Amusingly enough, I also heard of Apple Bottom jeans thanks to the song Dr. Ken quotes above. Mr. W and I even used the phrase "boots with the fur" as a greeting/farewell for a while. As in, "Have a good day, sweetheart. Boots with the fur!"

As for fitting into them - I think they were made for us bootylicious types. We should investigate further! Apple Bottom Sisters unite!

Hugs,
Abby

Mina said...

Interesting jeans alright. Wonder if they are out here? Not keen on buying clothes over the internet a I am never sure if they will fit.

Hugs
Mina

Fabsterrant said...

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. A stare is so wrong unless you perfect the "sneaky glance", ahem, well one must be polite. On the other hand when complimenting a significant other you could let the stare linger and take your chances. I wonder if "very spankable" will ever replace "nice ass", lol. Thoughts to be "thunk" and not spoken.

A.S.S. said...

Never heard of Apple Bottoms before. Hope they're red apples and not green!

;)
Todd & Suzy

Hermione said...

Prefectdt - How about a "Cox's Orange Pippin"? I've always wanted to try one of those apples.

Pammie - I will. Can't wait to read it.

Abby - Maybe Applr Bottom jeans could be the official uniform for us spankos.

Mina - I wouldn't dare buy jeans over the internet. There are too many variables. But maybe you have something comparable.

Fab - "Nice ass" when it comes from the right person, is very good to hear.

A.S.S. - Red delicious!

Hugs,
Hermione

ronnie said...

I love jeans Hermione. Wish i did have amazing curves, have plenty of curves but definitely not amazing.
Don't have Apple Bottom brand here in the UK.

Enjoy the rest of your Sunday.
Ronnie
xx

The Headmaster said...

Hmm. I'm not a fan of denim personally, although several of our young ladies will insist on wearing the tightest, bottom-hugging jeans when 'off duty'. Not that they can't be spanked when out of uniform, mind. We do still have our standards.

apple bottoms said...

Yeah, I agree with you there. that jeans was really fabulous. and i think it will fit to you. i love the style of apple bottoms. like that. so keep it up!

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