Thursday, July 2, 2009


I recently read an item in a newspaper that began "Earlier this week, _________ raised his auction paddle and held his breath." Up until then I hadn't realized what a great spanko opportunity an auction was.

First, there's selecting the paddle from an assortment of them and trying not to blush.

Imagine sitting next to this person and imagining who will be going over his knee if he doesn't have the winning bid. I wonder where his companion went.

The numbers might refer to the number of whacks you're in for later on.

Maybe the rounded rectangle shape is more to your liking.

So many paddles; so little time!

From Hermione's Heart


Julie said...

A true spanko sees spanking things everywhere, it would seem. :P
The numbers on the paddles would help older doms not to forget the sentence as well!
On an unrelated note, I hope you don't mind if I used some of those awesome position images for my background design I just made.

Meow said...

I have to get out to more auctions, now that I see them in their true light! Meow

PK said...

I do love the way you think. I see implements everywhere too. Haven't been to an auction though. It might just be fun!!!


Hermione said...

Jules - please be my guest. I can't wait to see the new look.

Meow - I've never been to an auction with paddles. I'd like to see one.

PK - Thanks. Better than seeing dead people everywhere, doncha think?



Is this a normal auction or a (consebting) slave auction with paddles? :)


Sara said...

Absolutely a stellar spanko opportunity, but the paddles would need to be out of something heavier than balsa wood!

Hermione said...

Prefectdt - Hey, Canada was a place slaves ran away to. No slave auctions here!

Sara - Is that all they are made of? You burst my bubble!


Brambleberry Blush said...

Too cute! So many different things to see at an auction. I'm going to have to get Ben to take me to one ASAP.


Mrs M said...

Wow, you just made auctions incredibly sexy for me - first of all thank you and second of all I feel strange lol!

Sometimes I wonder why I can't see these spanking good things in seeminly innocent affairs, but it's just as well I have blogs like yours to read as you do it for me *grin*...

Great post, thanks so much for sharing and I'll be looking out for having a spanko auction party soon! Maybe we could have an online blog one? *WEG*

Mrs M

ronnie said...

I've never been to an auction and now I have to go but I don't think I would be able to keep still seeing all those paddles.

Have a good weekend Hermione.


Hermione said...

Carly - I hope you see some interesting sights there.

Mrs M - The downside is, I see spankings everywhere, and that makes functioning in the vanilla world difficult sometimes!

We have online auctions for a vanilla group I belong to. No paddles, though.

Ronnie - Maybe the bidders will just wave their arms or rub their noses, then you won't be distracted.