Sold!

I recently read an item in a newspaper that began "Earlier this week, _________ raised his auction paddle and held his breath." Up until then I hadn't realized what a great spanko opportunity an auction was.



First, there's selecting the paddle from an assortment of them and trying not to blush.




Imagine sitting next to this person and imagining who will be going over his knee if he doesn't have the winning bid. I wonder where his companion went.




The numbers might refer to the number of whacks you're in for later on.




Maybe the rounded rectangle shape is more to your liking.




So many paddles; so little time!