What could be happening in this parlour? Let's take a closer look at these two acquaintances of William Hogarth. Could they have mischief on their minds?
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"I'm sorry Percy, but you cannot climb under my dress! It's not that I don't love you, but Lord Likbottom and the gardener are already down there and there's simply no more room!"
"Okay, so what you're say is, this 'N.U.D.E - S.E.L.F.I.E' idea will take 5 days to paint? Well, all I can say either your tits had better be good, or someone invents a quicker way in the future. It'll never catch on by the way."
The warmth from the first is not the only thing to provide warmth young man, understand, Yes Mam.
"But darling, I said I wanted your 'trump' red suited not your rump!"
"Look!, the sign says trespassing beyond this point will result in a severe bare bottom spanking!"
Rupert, you can plead all you like but it's Richard's turn to be spanked tonight.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
Robert, you could have just made a pass at me and gotten to screw me, but you went on and on with your Victorian verbiage and now if you want to go down on me, I will spank your bare bottom first.
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